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Terminal Boardumb => Music Shit => Pop Punk => Topic started by: Krusty Diamonds on August 24, 2009, 04:42:31 PM
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here's a couple:
"chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these!!!(while rubbing chest)
"milk, milk, lemonade...round the corner where the fudge is made"
"up your butt and to the left"
please help me remember these little pieces of my childhood
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"up your butt and to the left"
my dad always answered that whenever i asked where something was. (i just realized how inappropriate that is...)
also "your hair looks like a hens ass facing the wind"
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Tiki Tiki Tembo No Sa Rembo Barry Barry Ruchee Pip Perry Pembo.
Orientalism at it's finest.
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I was just reading a quote from Nico's son when he was 4, "I want to throw hot snowballs."
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"Whatcha eatin' under there?"
"Under where?"
"HA HA! You're eating underwear!!!"
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Me Chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke
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It smells like updog in here
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what's up dog? hahahaha
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"hey, what time is it?" "half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls"
classic!
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asswipesayswhat
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yedddddddddamangg
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i am sure users Frankie Teardrop and Young Steve have a buncha stories from da trenches called public skewl
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yedddddddddamangg
:mumbles:
"What?"
"DIS DICK"
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diz shit ain't pop punk yo we ain't even talk bout music moderators!
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"up your butt and to the left"
yo i'm pretty sure it's up your butt and around the corner. maybe it's a regional morphh.
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"Spell 'icup.'"
"I-c-u-p."
"You see me pee? Gross!"
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"Spell 'icup.'"
"I-c-u-p."
"You see me pee? Gross!"
Look down your shirt and spell "Attic."
Classic.
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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
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"Got any of dat Zupdog?"
"whats zupdog?"
"Wazzup Dog!"
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Your Momma, Your daddy
Your Greasy Granny Got A Hole In Her Panty
Big Behind Like Frankenstein
B-B-B Like Sesame Street
I Ment It I Said It
I Represent It!
So Dont Pick My Apples
Dont Shake My Tree
Tell Your Momma Dont Mess With Me!
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Oh and
"Hey white boy you look like Harry Potter"
and
"Woogity Boogity Last Sons of Kypton"
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hey baby don't say maybe open up your legs and gimme some gravy.
? don't know where we got that? it was cool though.
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this is kinda offtopic but i remember when i learned the word "Last Sons of Kypton"... this white trash kid who i think has since gotten busted selling meth or something was on the swings with this black kid Wilbur who has since repeated 6th grade a coupla times and they kept saying it. I had never heard it before so I asked them what it meant, I shit you not Wilbur is just like:
"DATS WHAT THEY CALL YOU AT THE PLACE WHERE DA BLACK PEOPLE GO TO GAMBLE"
I thought it was funny so i said it to this little black girl, she was gonna rat me out to the teacher but i gave her my lunch money
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sung to the tune of whatever that classic cliche mexican song is:
my name is pancho
i live in a rancho
i get five dollars a day
i give it to lucy
she gives me some pussy
and that's the american way!
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"Shut up!"
"I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up."
"And then your mother goes around the corner and licks it up."
I never heard the part about the mother going around the corner to lick it up until the movie Stand By Me. Nice addition to a classic.
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"milk, milk, lemonade...round the corner fudge is made"
Stick your finger in the hole...out will come a Tootsie Roll!
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when you're sittin on the jon
and you feel somethin wrong
DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA
when you're sittin on the pot
and you feel somethin hot
DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA
when you're standin on a ladder
and you feel somethin splatter
DIARRHEA, DIARRHEA
(sung in mexican accent):
my name is ricardo
i am a retardo
i live on the 99th floor
i go to the steeple
i pee on the people
and they do not like me no more
there's a place in france
where the naked ladies dance
there's a hole in the wall
where the men can see it all
but the ladies don't care
cause they're in their underwear