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Title: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Toblerone Zone on December 04, 2009, 08:57:54 AM
...I've ever seen. 

Comment on this article:

http://www.guitarworld.com/top_30_greatest_punk_albums
(which isn't nearly as funny as I thought it would be, but the comments made up for it by far)

Guy making the case for why Blink 182 should be included on this list:

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But Dude Ranch is street punk/pop-punk. And I'm also not some stupid fanboy trying to sit at the cool kids' table because I think I like punk. Albums like Dude Ranch and Cheshire Cat opened the door for me to bands like AFI, Rise Against, The Offspring, which then got me into the "real" punkers like Bad Religion, Good Riddance, The Ramones, Misfits, Propagandhi, Rancid, New York Dolls, etc etc. I'm a board-certified radio disk jockey and former co-host of a punk radio show, and it doesn't even take that kind of experience to see the similarities in musical style between Dude Ranch and any other street punk album with pop overtones.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: vulture on December 04, 2009, 09:02:55 AM
I agree with that list for the most part. The inclusion of the Electric Eels' God Says Fuck You was a pleasant surprise.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: NATE K on December 04, 2009, 11:37:48 AM
I agree with that list for the most part. The inclusion of the Electric Eels' God Says Fuck You was a pleasant surprise.

Indeed.

It's technically not an album though. But whatever.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Scrod Prickknee on December 04, 2009, 11:56:58 AM
It's a typical rock crit list. UK garbage is criminally overrepresented, but that's the way it usually goes. It's been long enough where even squares are able to cobble together a list of well-accepted "classics." Going by purely musical merit, I mean, there's a lot of stuff that's way better...but as a starter for someone who's never heard this punk before, it's alright.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Shaun A on December 04, 2009, 12:11:48 PM
It's technically not an album though. But whatever.

I don't wish to be a frightful pedant but the dictionary definition of 'album' states (and I paraphrase):"A collection or anthology of writings or selections of music". I had this argument many times with my dear grandmother back in Burma long before the days of internet message boards. On sundays, just after evensong, the family would gather round in the parlour at my grandmothers and discuss subjects ranging from "who was the most alcoholic district commissioner", "most tiresome local insurgent group" and "will the kids ever be united?" but more often than not, we'd discuss everyone's top five punk albums. My grandmother, god rest her soul, would become quite irate at my suggestion that the Buzzcocks' "Singles Going Steady" was the best punk album. "It's not a real album!" she'd thunder, "It's a compilation!" and she'd pound her fists against the table top, scattering china and servants hither and yon. Not even holding her down on the floor, forcefully holding open her eyes and placing a copy of the Oxford English in front of her, opened at the approprate page, would ever make her think otherwise. As a family in-joke, we played that particular record in it's entirety at her funeral. It still raises a smile time to time.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: erickelric on December 04, 2009, 12:14:13 PM
As a family in-joke, we played that particular record in it's entirety at her funeral.

I expect to still be laughing about this in the shower 10 minutes from now (hint hint).
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: NATE K on December 04, 2009, 12:36:49 PM
It's technically not an album though. But whatever.

I don't wish to be a frightful pedant but the dictionary definition of 'album' states (and I paraphrase):"A collection or anthology of writings or selections of music". I had this argument many times with my dear grandmother back in Burma long before the days of internet message boards. On sundays, just after evensong, the family would gather round in the parlour at my grandmothers and discuss subjects ranging from "who was the most alcoholic district commissioner", "most tiresome local insurgent group" and "will the kids ever be united?" but more often than not, we'd discuss everyone's top five punk albums. My grandmother, god rest her soul, would become quite irate at my suggestion that the Buzzcocks' "Singles Going Steady" was the best punk album. "It's not a real album!" she'd thunder, "It's a compilation!" and she'd pound her fists against the table top, scattering china and servants hither and yon. Not even holding her down on the floor, forcefully holding open her eyes and placing a copy of the Oxford English in front of her, opened at the approprate page, would ever make her think otherwise. As a family in-joke, we played that particular record in it's entirety at her funeral. It still raises a smile time to time.

Touche.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: uggly on December 04, 2009, 12:37:35 PM
a ramones comp at #30 and the mc5's worst record at #2.

a list suitable for gay fags only.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Toblerone Zone on December 04, 2009, 12:54:06 PM
To be fair, that list is in chronological order, not quality order, but this aint even about the list! 

Perhaps I'm the only one whose day was so delightfully brightened by that mindbending comment.  I have a great love of uniformed people passionately spouting off about things they know nothing about, but somehow have convinced themselves that they really do.  The more wrong, the more hilarious.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: DJ Rick on December 04, 2009, 12:58:18 PM

I like that "board-certified radio disk jockey".....like that's tantamount to impeccable taste in punk and mastery of punk history. If anything, it's the exact opposite.

For a magazine as crappy as this, I actually think this list is surprisingly not too shitty overall, and surprisingly good for including the Eels. I'd have sooner expected to see Bad Religion topping their list with punk tangents from the 90s alternative era such as Ministry crowding the list.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Arturo on December 04, 2009, 01:07:12 PM
yea, not a bad gateway list for someone who doesn't know too much. I remember picking up some Guitar mag around 95 celebrating 20 years of punk and reading about Crass and Discharge and hardcore bands aside from Black Flag and Minor Threat. Everyone has to start somewhere ya know.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: neighborhoodwatch on December 04, 2009, 01:08:26 PM
yeah, i expected way, way, way, way worse from GUITAR WORLD

Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Toblerone Zone on December 04, 2009, 01:10:55 PM
Yeah for sure, when I saw the URL and clicked on it I was ready and anticipating for some bigtime LOLs.  I was sad when I saw many respectable, if safe, choices.  The comments made me happy.  Here's some more choice selections:

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"What a terrible list. I know I'll probably get buried for saying it, but no Blink 182 or Green Day? They aren't the most original (but then again, few punk bands are), but they DID bring the style of punk to a new generation."

and in reply to that -
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"really?!?!? Wow, listen to some of the albums here and you may change your opinion. In any case NOFX is way more influential then either Blink or Green Day."

and also -
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"Green Day has always been pop, even before it was in fashion, so I'll respect them for that. They're certainly no Suicide Machines."

I haven't heard arguments like these since checking out the alt.punkrock newsgroup in 1995.  So rad!

BIG fan of this one!
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Green Day's "Insomniac" would have fit right in on this list - I'm not the biggist fan of theirs, but that album was Cru-un-chy!
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: cracker on December 04, 2009, 01:20:15 PM
It's technically not an album though. But whatever.

I don't wish to be a frightful pedant but the dictionary definition of 'album' states (and I paraphrase):"A collection or anthology of writings or selections of music". I had this argument many times with my dear grandmother back in Burma long before the days of internet message boards. On sundays, just after evensong, the family would gather round in the parlour at my grandmothers and discuss subjects ranging from "who was the most alcoholic district commissioner", "most tiresome local insurgent group" and "will the kids ever be united?" but more often than not, we'd discuss everyone's top five punk albums. My grandmother, god rest her soul, would become quite irate at my suggestion that the Buzzcocks' "Singles Going Steady" was the best punk album. "It's not a real album!" she'd thunder, "It's a compilation!" and she'd pound her fists against the table top, scattering china and servants hither and yon. Not even holding her down on the floor, forcefully holding open her eyes and placing a copy of the Oxford English in front of her, opened at the approprate page, would ever make her think otherwise. As a family in-joke, we played that particular record in it's entirety at her funeral. It still raises a smile time to time.

Douche.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Funk Barn on December 04, 2009, 04:23:28 PM
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Cru-un-chy!
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Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Shaun A on December 04, 2009, 04:48:01 PM
My cell count is really low. I'm slipping in and out of conciousness. Oh my gawd, Yo La Tengo have just showed up. They're like totally gonna cure me of my AIDS
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: cracker on December 04, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
OUCHE
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: JAGUAR RIDE on December 05, 2009, 11:52:32 PM
If I wanted to read morons views on punkrock I'd post on internet forums
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: SSR on December 06, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
Snore...I am so fucking sick of lists and a list of punk records? Like we really need another one. Fuck this Oh people need to start somewhere. Sure they do and there are hundreds of other punk lists to chose from, all of them pretty much the same. These things exist because they are easy to do and they sell. People like to look at them and they cause debate, which means more page hits and the advertisers are happy. And this list is as dull as they come. NY Dolls, Clash, Sex Pistols, Stooges, MC5 - I could repeat this shit in my sleep. Lame and predictable. "What about the Electric Eels?" you ask like some square desperate for the popular kids' approval. Yeah what about them? As trickkee stated, shit is gonna get stumbled upon eventually. Moving this to the pop punk thread now.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: erickelric on December 06, 2009, 07:47:04 PM
In an old issue of The Big Takeover (late 80s I think), Jack Rabid made a list of the Top 700 (yes, 700) records from the mid-70s to late 80s. Now that was a list.

When I was a young buck getting into underground rock I basically just tried to find things that I read about in The Trouser Press Record Guide that sounded interesting. Part of the reason I have a soft spot in my heart for forgotten US 80s underground rock.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: vint on December 06, 2009, 10:49:40 PM
Snore...I am so fucking sick of lists and a list of punk records? Like we really need another one. Fuck this Oh people need to start somewhere. Sure they do and there are hundreds of other punk lists to chose from, all of them pretty much the same. These things exist because they are easy to do and they sell. People like to look at them and they cause debate, which means more page hits and the advertisers are happy. And this list is as dull as they come. NY Dolls, Clash, Sex Pistols, Stooges, MC5 - I could repeat this shit in my sleep. Lame and predictable. "What about the Electric Eels?" you ask like some square desperate for the popular kids' approval. Yeah what about them? As trickkee stated, shit is gonna get stumbled upon eventually. Moving this to the pop punk thread now.

I really think they need to print a list like that about once a year just for every new generation of kids who is starting out playing guitar and picks up a copy in attempt to learn a Bush song or something. I never got much out of the punk lists, as I already liked Minutemen, and knew better than to list Double Nickles on the Dime as their best album, but some of the lists you'd find about proto-death/grind/black metal and shit were pretty informative to me as an adolescent/teen and while I was already into the Minutemen and shit like that, shit like Velvet Underground and Stooges did not click right away and it's probably lists like that hipped me to shit like that anyway. It'd have been cool if during the popularity of "industrial" in the 90's ran some list that mentioned TG, Neubauten, Swans, Foetus, Coil etc... and maybe some magazine did, I dunno, but yeah, there ain't shit for you in those kinda magazines anyway, so no reason to be jaded towards it, it's not for you, and the kids it's for deserve to learn about Electric Eels when they're twelve years old.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: vulture on December 07, 2009, 06:55:17 AM
Snore...I am so fucking sick of lists and a list of punk records?
Way ahead of you on that one. Im sick of list threads, too. Part of me thinks lists like this are good for young kids, though.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: balle klorin on December 07, 2009, 07:19:26 AM
and the kids it's for deserve to learn about Electric Eels when they're twelve years old.

I don't think twelve year olds should learn about the Eels. They'll have to make the grades. What's next; Brainbombs, Drunks with Guns & Dostojevskij in kindergarten?
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: vint on December 07, 2009, 09:29:26 AM
and the kids it's for deserve to learn about Electric Eels when they're twelve years old.

I don't think twelve year olds should learn about the Eels. They'll have to make the grades. What's next; Brainbombs, Drunks with Guns & Dostojevskij in kindergarten?

I dunno, I was jamming Grazhdanskaya Oborona when I was twelve. I doubt I'd have gotten Electric Eels then, but ya never know, I had already been listening to shit like DK and COC for a few years by that point and it wasn't long after that till I was jamming Crucifucks everyday.
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: forced to frug on December 07, 2009, 09:37:12 AM
His post was really about the comments on the article on digg.com, and not the actual list itself.

Here are the comments: http://digg.com/music/Top_30_All_Time_Greatest_Punk_Albums
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: jmelkmann on March 19, 2010, 04:52:44 AM
no GG  = useless list of punk albums no matter what the category.  Top 30 most important, Top 30 best, Top 30 worst.....


(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w113/jmelkmann_comics/ggreviewsposterlowres.jpg)
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: Sukebe GG on March 19, 2010, 05:31:16 AM
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00773/Bruno_773372a.jpg)

(http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/blog/bruno.jpg)
Title: Re: One of the best comments RE: Punk Rock In General...
Post by: closey on March 19, 2010, 06:00:18 AM
It's technically not an album though. But whatever.

I don't wish to be a frightful pedant but the dictionary definition of 'album' states (and I paraphrase):"A collection or anthology of writings or selections of music". I had this argument many times with my dear grandmother back in Burma long before the days of internet message boards. On sundays, just after evensong, the family would gather round in the parlour at my grandmothers and discuss subjects ranging from "who was the most alcoholic district commissioner", "most tiresome local insurgent group" and "will the kids ever be united?" but more often than not, we'd discuss everyone's top five punk albums. My grandmother, god rest her soul, would become quite irate at my suggestion that the Buzzcocks' "Singles Going Steady" was the best punk album. "It's not a real album!" she'd thunder, "It's a compilation!" and she'd pound her fists against the table top, scattering china and servants hither and yon. Not even holding her down on the floor, forcefully holding open her eyes and placing a copy of the Oxford English in front of her, opened at the approprate page, would ever make her think otherwise. As a family in-joke, we played that particular record in it's entirety at her funeral. It still raises a smile time to time.
haha now i remember why i frequent this site, terminal boredom (forums).