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Title: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
Post by: jstooge on April 21, 2010, 07:01:38 PM
And it has to be a real one....

Mine so far is:

Uncle Daddy and the Famly Secrets
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Post by: nick_ on April 21, 2010, 08:37:05 PM
Butthole Wakeboarders
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Post by: erickelric on April 21, 2010, 08:52:59 PM
Hymen Holocaust is a favorite.
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Post by: bunny tremolo on April 21, 2010, 08:58:05 PM
I thought scrotum poles wuz pretty funny
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Post by: jstooge on April 21, 2010, 09:09:41 PM
Hymen Holocaust is a favorite.

UGH. I somehow remember in sixth grade having some kind of contest with a couple other guys in school to see who could use the word "Hymen" in the most disgusting way.  My friend Jordan won with "Hymenz Ketchup" and I always thought it would've made a cool band name.
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Post by: hipsterdoofus on April 21, 2010, 09:29:41 PM
nirvana 2
Title: A couple others
Post by: jstooge on April 21, 2010, 10:44:38 PM
The Vajayjays
The Titty Cacas
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Post by: allergictofun on April 21, 2010, 11:01:43 PM
The famous name spinoff/combo shit got way old but they were good for an easy chortle. My favorite was always Retardo Montalban. David Copperfuck wasn't bad.
Smegma has always been a brilliant / slightly goofy name
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Post by: allergictofun on April 21, 2010, 11:07:41 PM
Steaming wolf penis was made up as a joke during the whole 'wolf' band name craze but actually got used.
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Post by: allergictofun on April 21, 2010, 11:15:21 PM
Speaking of, has their been a thread of current band name feature trends? The last few years have gone crazy with the following:
polar
bear
wolf
family
whale
other marine mammals
girls
black (always)
white
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Post by: kingdown on April 21, 2010, 11:27:30 PM
you need to chill bro
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Post by: jstooge on April 21, 2010, 11:31:56 PM
you need to chill bro

Naw naw...that's a good point.

Here are my submissions for band name trends:

Miley.
and
Cyrus.
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Post by: kingdown on April 21, 2010, 11:36:17 PM
too mnay retarded bands come through where i book to remember
heres a few

high five revival
fat city reprise
my personal fav: HEAVY LIQUID!!!


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Post by: mikalmikalmikal on April 22, 2010, 12:05:02 AM
nirvana 2

no way... ever since i was 10 i've really wanted to start a band called nirvana 2. SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!?!?
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Post by: hipsterdoofus on April 22, 2010, 12:32:33 AM
nirvana 2

no way... ever since i was 10 i've really wanted to start a band called nirvana 2. SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!?!?

my buddy made all these recordings when he was about 13 of him playing guitar with a fork and called it nirvana 2...so it hasnt been properly used..we were gunna call ourselves that but he moved away..feel free
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Post by: DJ Rick on April 22, 2010, 01:35:11 AM

Say this band name to the tune of Godspeed, You Black Emperor......

Cosby, You Black Entertainer

Yes, they were a real band!
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Post by: Laurent Bigot on April 22, 2010, 02:42:41 AM
The Highlander Two's
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Post by: jamespheromoan on April 22, 2010, 02:44:04 AM
Pamela and her son
Having a Larp
xBOXx
Progerian Babes
Last Sons of Kypton Widow
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Post by: Richard Adventure on April 22, 2010, 03:17:02 AM
Coctopus
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Post by: the ayotollah of rocknrollah on April 22, 2010, 03:26:31 AM
Drunk Dentist. Public Disgrace was briefly called the Ku Klux N1ggers(didn't want it to come off as lsok).
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Post by: bradx on April 22, 2010, 03:36:02 AM
the plural is fine.  niggers.  its when you write it without the "s" that the filter kicks in.
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Post by: the ayotollah of rocknrollah on April 22, 2010, 04:11:17 AM
the plural is fine.  niggers.  its when you write it without the "s" that the filter kicks in.
Thanks for the technical advise, what are you doing up already? Feeding the chickens?
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Post by: King Donko of Punchstania on April 22, 2010, 04:13:32 AM
Vagina Sore, Jr

http://www.myspace.com/vaginasorejr
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Post by: plymouthshallowgrave on April 22, 2010, 04:17:57 AM
The Kids Who Never Learned How To Color Inside The Lines
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Post by: polk biggins on April 22, 2010, 04:55:47 AM
REO Speedealer
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Post by: Maltodextrin on April 22, 2010, 04:58:00 AM
The Beatless
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Post by: Mark of the Beast on April 22, 2010, 06:41:59 AM
I never heard the Gaza Strippers, but I think I want to.

William Shatner Pants. I don't know if they actually exist, but my friend assures me they do. Really though, I think he made that up.

And then there was the Fuck Fucks, featuring Freddy Negro and if I'm not mistaken, the late Robbie Watts. Or, am I getting the RW connection blurred with his time in I Spit on Your Gravy? Whatever.

I'm Gonna Fucking Kill You: either from Adelaide or Melbourne. More than likely total shit, I wouldn't know.
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Post by: allergictofun on April 22, 2010, 07:56:43 AM
you need to chill bro

oh yeah kingdown, I forgot the most overused thing in bands these days:
BEACH.
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Post by: kingdown on April 22, 2010, 12:25:39 PM
you need to chill bro

oh yeah kingdown, I forgot the most overused thing in bands these days:
BEACH.

yeah buddy, hop on the wagon!
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Post by: yahweh on April 22, 2010, 01:55:58 PM
back stabbath
biggie drink
quato's a mutant
sack babbath
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Post by: bradx on April 22, 2010, 02:01:54 PM
the plural is fine.  niggers.  its when you write it without the "s" that the filter kicks in.
Thanks for the technical advise, what are you doing up already? Feeding the chickens?
i was staying up all night drinking.
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Post by: Van Ess on April 22, 2010, 11:44:45 PM
handsome sexies
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Post by: kingdown on April 23, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
pastor of muppets
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Post by: polk biggins on April 23, 2010, 02:48:43 PM
Also:

Nat King Kong
Escaped Fetal Pigs
John Cougar Concentration Camp

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Post by: DickJohnson on April 23, 2010, 02:52:20 PM
my roommate's band in mpls was BITCHSHITTER
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Post by: Erin S on April 23, 2010, 02:55:49 PM
Osteoferocious.
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Post by: nickg on April 23, 2010, 03:01:02 PM
Anal Blast, from minnesota i think.
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Post by: heather on April 23, 2010, 03:01:55 PM

xBOXx

bahaha

ac/dshe
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Post by: HFohr on April 23, 2010, 03:44:49 PM
Osteoferocious.
that fucking band plays here all the fucking timeeee uhg.

FUNNIEST BAND NAME:

"The Motley Crew"




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Post by: Erin S on April 23, 2010, 03:49:11 PM
Yeah I remember hearing it at some point when I was in Bloomington.
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Post by: mikalmikalmikal on April 23, 2010, 04:22:05 PM
nirvana 2

no way... ever since i was 10 i've really wanted to start a band called nirvana 2. SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!?!?

my buddy made all these recordings when he was about 13 of him playing guitar with a fork and called it nirvana 2...so it hasnt been properly used..we were gunna call ourselves that but he moved away..feel free

that sounds awesome, haha i'd love to hear that.


p.s... xbxrx cover band with all original members: xboxrox
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Post by: jstooge on April 24, 2010, 03:59:53 AM
pastor of muppets

Laughing my ass off at this one.

One of my side projects a few years back was the Strolling Bones, which I think is funny, but not the funniest.
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Post by: bling teeth on April 24, 2010, 08:56:28 AM
ITT: bands i wouldn't listen to with my worst enemy's dick
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Post by: tbayrawk on April 24, 2010, 12:02:50 PM
The Ted Danson Machine.  I believe they eventually changed their name to Operation: Cliff Clavin. 
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Post by: hipsterdoofus on April 27, 2010, 06:38:07 AM
duran duran duran