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Title: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Suga Fist on May 26, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
I'm here. Help a nikka out ya'all

Best buger?

Best taco?

Best strip club

Best "punk" bar

Best BBQ?

Best record store?

Best Thrift that sells WREKORDZ?
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Post by: Suga Fist on May 28, 2011, 09:32:38 AM
FUCK ALL YA'ALL.
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Post by: Sunshine on May 28, 2011, 10:20:16 AM
Best burger. Huts. Onion rings blow even though they look amazing

Taco. Anyone owned by mexicans Torchys has fried avacado tacos which are good but the whole atomosphere of the place is the whitest shit ever (case in point everyone dancing to Thriller)

Strip club. Suprisingly I have never gone to one but I hear Yellow Rose is aight and I live next to it

Punk Bar. Yellow Jacket seems to be the rage. Brixton has Skrewdriver on #89 which they are about to take off. People love Lovejoys

BBQ Salt Lick I hear

Store- End of an Ear

Thrift...fuck I dunno. Half Price books has shit sometimes...maybe
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Post by: Ass Invader on May 28, 2011, 06:33:02 PM
Salt Lick fucking rules.  Best barbecue in the universe.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 28, 2011, 10:50:46 PM
Random shit to do:
Pinballz. Self explanatory and its BYOB. Seems to becoming a spot
The Grand. Has some live music on Monday nights now. Some dude was selling acid and putting it into his eyeballs one time. I thought that was amusing
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Post by: Kiss My Machine on May 29, 2011, 05:27:53 AM
If you can, just go to Lockhart for BBQ.

I've only been to Kreuz, but I hear Black's is way better.
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Post by: bazooka joe on May 29, 2011, 08:56:20 AM
anyone here from austin into boosy cray?
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 29, 2011, 10:27:37 AM
anyone here from austin into boosy cray?

Not me Turkey man
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Post by: MTV 2 on May 29, 2011, 10:41:07 AM
gonna move here next month. stoked
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 29, 2011, 12:12:25 PM
welcome person.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: panama fist on May 29, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
I used to swear by Tamale House and Polvos but I haven't lived in Austin for 7 years so shit might've gone downhill. I lived in fucking Linklater's Austin, maaaaaan.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: bazooka joe on May 29, 2011, 01:53:10 PM
anyone here from austin into boosy cray?

Not me Turkey man


what's wrong with em?
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 29, 2011, 02:11:17 PM
whats right with them?
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 29, 2011, 02:12:35 PM
Tamale House is garbage and the Polvos salsa bar is the fucking shit...still
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Post by: MTV 2 on May 29, 2011, 07:57:50 PM
i like tamale house fine but ive only had the breakfast tacos. fucking cheap.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 29, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
I want to hang out with a real life Black Person in Austin!!
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Post by: Ass Invader on May 29, 2011, 10:24:26 PM
I was gonna say...who could hate on $1.05 breakfast tacos?

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Post by: Sunshine on May 29, 2011, 10:43:12 PM
I was gonna say...who could hate on $1.05 breakfast tacos?



ME!
When they taste like fucking shit and you have to wait in line. And it takes forever to park. It is $1.25 about 300ft from my hause to visit the taco stand.

Glad all the vegheads go their and they use lard in their beans. Or did they correct that some years ago when I decided anyone who was vegetarian wasn't a friend of mine
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Kiss My Machine on May 30, 2011, 05:50:12 AM
I've been living in Austin since February and have yet to find breakfast tacos as good as ones in my home town. everyone here uses wimpy bacon and tiny, thin tortillas.

Tacos with huge fluffy tortillas and big chewy pieces of thick cut bacon is how it should be.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 30, 2011, 09:33:18 AM
I want to hang out with a real life Black Person in Austin!!
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Suga Fist on May 30, 2011, 11:42:16 AM
Meh. I speak in coherent sentences with multisyllabic words, listen to Johnny Thunders and drink Jim Beam. I can only perpetuate so many stereotypes. I'll be at the Guitar Wolf show next weekend.. bring cocaine.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 30, 2011, 10:05:33 PM
I am sure it will be easy enough to find blowcaine up at red 7
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Suga Fist on May 31, 2011, 06:19:31 AM
We can still hang out. Private message me for my rates.


Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 31, 2011, 08:47:45 AM
I am the Man around here who gets everything for FREE.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Suga Fist on May 31, 2011, 09:42:08 AM
Ok Mayor Sunshine.. be so kind to tell me what are some "must do" things in the sweltering city of Austin?
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 31, 2011, 10:33:00 AM
Well let's see.
Barton Springs. I wouldn't pay to go in but just use the down stream parts. Or you can pay if you want to swim

Trudys. I always take people here because it's full of yuppy assholes,college kids and creepy old dudes in orange shirts and amuses me. They have some margarita like drink that you can only get two of before they cut you off of. It's pretty good and I think the happy hr special is for those today.

Yellow Jacket Social Club. I hate bars and this is probably the only place in town I might go to. There is always various diferent groups of people I know there at random times

Trailor Space. Because JJ is a fat Mexican and I have found decent records there.

Polvos for the salsa bar
Vivo if you're on a date and want a lil more upscale texmex place
Claypit. Awesome indian food and the curried mussel appitizer is to kill for

Pinballz if you want to play uhhh pinballz and it's byob

If you have wheels and want to go a little bit outside of town Krause Springs is top notch and wont be busy during the week to swim.

Alamo draft Hause is cool to see movies and drink at.

Weds is a show at this gaybar Chain Drive with Vaaska and Women in prison.

Swimming,doing drugs,eating,and playing guitar is about what sums up this city.

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Post by: hugebomber on June 01, 2011, 10:47:13 AM
this is a pretty good list. 

i do all of the above.  though there are some better options for bars.   

austin provides one the ability to have minor adventures daily.   just ride the bus around or something.   walk around with your headphones on.   
in this city, you almost always will fall into something to do.     didnt know about guitar wolf.   not sure i would need to see them again.
but chaos in tejas is upon us now, so there are some decent bands for that.   pinballz was indeed fun.  just went the other day.
sneaking into barton springs at night is really fun after the bars.    as steve earle said,  the dope is too cheap, and the women are too fine.  you can't get anything done.   

i also get everything for free.  you would expect so after living here for over ten years.   
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on June 01, 2011, 12:35:09 PM
Oh yeah Curras avocado margaritas are delishus
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Post by: bazooka joe on June 01, 2011, 12:53:26 PM
whats right with them?

you tell me, i've only heard them once.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Suga Fist on June 01, 2011, 09:44:27 PM
this is a pretty good list. 

i do all of the above.  though there are some better options for bars.   



Such as?
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on June 01, 2011, 11:31:02 PM
this is a pretty good list. 

i do all of the above.  though there are some better options for bars.   



Such as?

Jackalope brah. Where flame dice tats, pompadors and stupid over weight betty page wanna be act out their Harlot nature
Lovejoys. Where dudes with pbr caps for studs on their levi jackets reign King
Barflys...the worst fucking place I have ever been to. I'd rather fuck some $lut from Memphis again then ever go here...again

Bars is Austin are the worst unless you are an upscale motherfucker like me and hunt new grounds to make them amazing.
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Post by: hugebomber on June 02, 2011, 07:53:43 AM
sunshine you should check out Charlie's. 

while in the hood mozie on down to the cloak room,  a below street level dive right by the capitol. 

little joints are popping up in neighborhoods all over.    on north loop there is a cool new cocktail place that is dark and cozy. forget the name.  not parlor, but right down the way.   

i went to DiveBar across from dog and duck the other day. could become cool,but boring right now.
spider house has been nice lately, hanging out in the courtyard after bar hopping on east side. 

agreed on all those other shitty places.  but you just listed shitty places.   longbranch and scoot inn and both fun whatever.   
other wierd joints are Lala's and jenny's little longhorn.  dale watson on thursday nights is a blast.   haven't been to burger night yet,
but i wanna.  especially if there are heads there pouring acid in peoples eyeballs.   

crowbar is okay if you are down south.  shit i can think of a million that aren't your usual go to places on the east side.  that shit gets played out.

is anybody going to lower dens ?  on friday ?    i'm rolling in after band practice.     i think at emos.   

keep up the recommendations for bars if y'all think of anything cool.

Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on June 02, 2011, 10:28:21 AM
Who is hugebomber? do I know you?
I am just not a bar person. I live right by northloop and have only seen that uppity place which I need to check out. lala's is that christmas old lady place right? (to shattrd to google)
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Post by: hugebomber on June 03, 2011, 08:10:11 AM
yeah that shit is super uppity.   for north loop thats sayin somethin.   yeah lalas on burnet is the lady who's husband left her on xmas back in the 60's.   she keeps the joint dressed up hoping for his eventual return.   sad.   
its good to "not be into bars".     
can't believe we've ever met.   though i usually hit trailer space for shows.   prob know some similar folks. 
i'de say hello sometime, but not sure what you look like.   also, my band is playing in july.  Old Flesh.  prob at US art authority.  easy to book there. 
+ cherrywood coffee house.   whatever.   what band are you in ?   

Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on June 03, 2011, 08:35:52 AM
I thought lala's was themed around her son who got killed in a war or some shit. I hit up trailor space shows sometimes and you can just ask JJ or Spot where that niggga Black Mike is and they can point you in the correct direction
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Post by: hugebomber on June 03, 2011, 04:03:45 PM
oh ha ha

her kid's dead too. 

alright black mike.  i didn't know you were a rapper.  cool.    i love nigs. 

and basketball. 

fuck.

Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: PlayPinball! on June 03, 2011, 04:34:30 PM
get a room
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on June 04, 2011, 09:50:42 AM
get a room

suck my dick you broke ass nigggerr licking cuttle fish
FUCK THIS FEST AND SOMEONE BRING ME A BUCKET OF POPEYES RIGHT NOW
i  will wear your skin while i stick my dick into some tarts coinslot
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Kiss My Machine on June 10, 2011, 11:48:06 AM
Juan in a million is overrated. Don't go there. It's in a shitty neighborhood, too.
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Post by: Zac Oblivian on August 23, 2011, 08:03:13 AM
SO where is NOT booked out months in advance in Austin??

I had no idea and was assuming there would be rooms available at Austin Motel for early October but it seems like everywhere in Austin is booked the fuck out.

Help!

Just need somewhere for me and a buddy to crash for 4 days while we're in town...
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Post by: industry rag on June 18, 2012, 07:47:28 PM
just moved to austin a couple weeks ago from columbus. staying with a friend up near north loop/burnet, moving into my own place in a month. looking to get out and meet some people or just generally find out what there is to do around here. the choices seem kind of overwhelming. went to End of an Ear and took a trek out to Hamilton Pool this weekend, both were pretty great. any good shows/anything else coming up this weekend?
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Post by: JAGUAR RIDE on October 01, 2013, 01:57:12 PM
Here til Friday, staying on 12th and Singelton. Gunna go to Pinballz tomorrow and End of an Ear. What's The White Swan like to drink at? Is there anything to add since the last time this thread was posted it?
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Miranda on October 04, 2013, 09:10:49 PM
You're staying 1 block from my house. I'm not there but you can go hang out with my roommate I guess. He's pretty cool.

Oh wait you're gone. You probably figured out the White Swan is only open for shows or whatever.

Yes, there are some changes in Austin over the last year I guess.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: caintrain on May 08, 2014, 06:51:40 PM
I figured searching for an austin thread would tell me what I wanted to know but it didn't

Where do I go for Mexican food??????
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Post by: davehyde on May 10, 2014, 07:16:09 AM
Curra's
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Mark Beef on May 10, 2014, 11:41:27 AM


Where do I go for Mexican food??????

Mexico! ifn youre scared Tucson, AZ is an okay second choice
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: sludgemeister on May 10, 2014, 12:34:50 PM
I'm veggie so there is that but my favorite tacos are at Pueblo Viejo, Mi Madre's, and Veracruz.
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Sunshine on May 11, 2014, 07:59:33 AM
Curra's is nasty. I don't know anyone who goes there anymore and I'd rather go to Chuy's.
Polvos is great and worth it for the salsa bar. There's so many god damn places to eat here now it's ridiculous.. I want to grip some Veracruz but it's on the other side of town.
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Post by: jalapeno eyes on May 11, 2014, 08:26:16 AM
Habanero is pretty great. No frills Tex Mex, just very fresh and well done.
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Post by: Seth on May 11, 2014, 02:55:35 PM
El Caribe on North Lamar is decent. Los Jaliscienses off the 290 access road ain't half bad either, at least for chilaquiles.
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Post by: Kark on May 11, 2014, 11:20:30 PM
Curra's is nasty. I don't know anyone who goes there anymore and I'd rather go to Chuy's.
Polvos is great and worth it for the salsa bar. There's so many god damn places to eat here now it's ridiculous.. I want to grip some Veracruz but it's on the other side of town.

smh Polvos food is the worst. Also they charge you for the salsa bar now? Curras is way better.

Matt's El Rancho
Veracruz
Taco-Mex
Habanero
Azul Tequila
El Primo
etc

pretty much anywhere is good to great except El Patio is pretty rugged
Title: Re: AUSTIN... THE FINAL CHAPTER
Post by: Miranda on May 12, 2014, 06:45:58 AM
Just go to whichever place is within 3 blocks of you and you'll almost certainly be fine.
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Post by: rustbelthammer on July 25, 2014, 06:10:08 PM
Lala's is the best place ever. Great jukebox too.