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Terminal Boardumb => Non-Music Shit => Topic started by: termight on April 22, 2013, 11:44:14 AM
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When I was at school I was very proud of my 'Wheelbarrow'. A friend of mine could say 'translucency' but if I tried it I would invariably end up with a bit of sick in my mouth.
The other afternoon, while bored, I was well made up when I executed a perfect 'Brigadier' much to the astonishment of the other people in the doctor's waiting room*
*The doctor's waiting room part is a total fabrication and only used for what could be construed as comedic effect.
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"burp" or "Budweiser"
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"Pantera"
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i have a severe belching problem (have had it for over ten years - i pretty much do it all day - long ass loud as fuck burps) and i can pretty much say anything that exists whilst doing it.
oh yeah... how can i get rid of this problem, and what the fuck is it???
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bitch
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bitch
your trademark
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currently "wwwwWWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWww www."
i also like "brap," "brat" (the wurst), and "prost." i can really pound out a belch. i got attention for it as a kid, which i suppose led to the obnoxious habit. i often let fly with a string of words of full sentence, but it's usually unique to the belch. just whatever comes out, man.
the wife is finally breaking me of this habit. it's like slamming doors. i don't think about it till i've already done it, and you can't really take it back at that point.
joe==can you not just convert the burp to an a whisper burp? i belch all the time, too. its because i eat and drink as like a fucking pig (too fast...and too much) and big smoke tokes. ya fill up with air, you're gonna fart and burp a lot! i'm fine with my flatulence for the most part. but i gotta keep trying to think before i belch. my new word is gonna be "whispy burp."
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joe==can you not just convert the burp to an a whisper burp? i belch all the time, too. its because i eat and drink as like a fucking pig (too fast...and too much) and big smoke tokes. ya fill up with air, you're gonna fart and burp a lot! i'm fine with my flatulence for the most part. but i gotta keep trying to think before i belch. my new word is gonna be "whispy burp."
yeah, i totally can! but i usually don't. you sure that's all it is?
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i often let fly with a string of words of full sentence, but it's usually unique to the belch. just whatever comes out, man.
A+
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I have read this thread more than once. Time to get off the computer.
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I'm back. Have I missed anything?
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PANTERA is good, but ya gotta go for the gusto.
SEPULTURA!!!
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When I was at school I was very proud of my 'Wheelbarrow'. A friend of mine could say 'translucency' but if I tried it I would invariably end up with a bit of sick in my mouth.
The other afternoon, while bored, I was well made up when I executed a perfect 'Brigadier' much to the astonishment of the other people in the doctor's waiting room*
*The doctor's waiting room part is a total fabrication and only used for what could be construed as comedic effect.
My father in law was said to have been able to belch Archbishop Of Canterbury complete whilst fully descending the stairs in their house. I would have liked to have seen that.
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you ever farted while walking and the fart starts / stops with each step? i did that today and it lasted for 8 steps. new world record?
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Not bad, Joe!!
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not words but
"a e i o u"
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Not far from my hometown every year they hold the national biggest burping contest. It's got several different disciplines: talking, the longest, the loudest and the fuck knows what else. Retarded shit.
Here's the champion for 2011's burp-talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4BR9SydMTM
(I'll translate for you, because I love you: "a famous saying says: ass-trumpet means good health, if I didn't have an ass I would be dead")
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^WOW!
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not words but
"a e i o u"
Uncanny. I do this as often as I can. Brother?
Do you also try "and sometimes y" like I do too?
We oughta rage.
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Proud to report that I executed a perfect impression of a TIE Fighter this morning!