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Title: THE WAR
Post by: erickelric on September 24, 2007, 10:08:48 AM
First thing I've taped (VHS) in dunno how many years. Me and the roomies are committed to catching all of 'em on that crazy analog tech. I'm out of the house most nights, so hopefully we'll get 'em all.

Watched it later that night. Back to Bataan!!! Heavy.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: SSR on September 24, 2007, 01:34:22 PM
One of the great things about this docu is that Burns has set out to destroy a bunch of myths regarding the War. A central one is that enlistees were on some huge patriotic kick. Nope, typical reasons for joining the service: get out of small town, look for excitement, get away from trouble at home, come from a military family, etc. Also the bits and pieces about how in the dark Americans were kept about what was going on, especially the sorry shape of troops, high casualties, etc. Having just read David Hackworth's About Face, it was interesting to learn that many of the troops were ill trained, ill equiped, and sent out with weapons that were either in trial stage or not suited for that type of war.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: April Showers on September 24, 2007, 02:18:39 PM
The part about the Bataan death march was the most horrifying so far, I think. The films and photographs on this special are phenomenal, I'm probably going to end up watching all of these.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: rub-a-dub on September 24, 2007, 02:50:29 PM
I'm really curious to see this.  I've missed whatever's aired so far but I'll definitely check it out when it's on dvd. 

Did anyone who's watching this new doc see 'The World at War' series that was made in the 70s?  I was highly impressed by that.  I wonder how different this one is. 

They had the advantage in the 70s of interviewing lots of people who could still lucidly remember everthing that happened.  But maybe now, 60 years after the war, some things can be seen from a different perspective and help shed light on the reasons behind certain decisions.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: SSR on September 24, 2007, 04:12:39 PM
yeah, i've seen the world at war several times. this is different in that it is much more about everyday people and soldiers and not battles and historical figures. it is history from the bottom up, not the top down. i've seen plenty of WWII docs and this is pretty singular.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Yon Yonsen on September 24, 2007, 06:15:45 PM
The really sad thing is Burns took a lot of criticism for releasing this now and was accused of being unpatriotic for drawing attention to the "good war" while Iraq plays out.   
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Roger Gavaskar on September 24, 2007, 07:41:12 PM
WAR CELEBRATION ANNIVERSARY


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war51.jpg)

We play "Taps". Japanese Taps.

































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war50.jpg)

Small boy urinate on War March. Execute later.












































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war52.jpg)

Sign say "366 Eaten In Burma".









































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war53.jpg)

Masanobu (on right) has slight paunch. (from Burma human buffet)








































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war54.jpg)

Japan is centre of flag. Not centre of universe though! L0ll! Just world.
















































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war56.jpg)

Campaign for "Colourblind Awareness". Signs say "What Colour Is Red Dot, Omeeh?"











































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war57.jpg)

Hot teen gagging for Militia Master-Race monster-cock. Bouquet for Tojo. And vagina.










































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war58.jpg)

Danger! Comfort Women back in town.



















































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war59.jpg)

White dove symbolize peace of Greater East-Asian Prosperity Sphere
 Programme so rudely curtailed in 1945 by war criminal seppos.






















































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war60.jpg)

Blind Ba-san is thinking she will be eating BBQ crow.















































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war61.jpg)

"Please Tojo, please come back, please."


















































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war62.jpg)

Ba-chan blasts fart at passer-by.



























































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war63.jpg)

"Wait. You idiots all in western suit. We hate west. Go home and get change, omeeh."




























































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war64.jpg)

"We are not at Yasukuni Shrine. This is, uhhh, Izakaya, omeeh."

























































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war66.jpg)

Prime Minister Abe with rotting flowers for Tojo.
I mean, flowers for rotting Tojo.
Rot in peace, Dear Leader.













































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war65.jpg)

The House Of The Rising Sun. By the Animals











































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war69.jpg)

Koizumi embarrass about wrong pants.














































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war70.jpg)

Koizumi is non-baldness freak. Koizumi is photoshop.




















































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war71.jpg)

Koizumi, after sake, tapping out down-home ditty.












































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war68.jpg)

Woman on way to failing colour-blind test.






































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/war67.jpg)

Sign say "Bus #46 is delay".
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Dutchman on September 24, 2007, 09:08:33 PM
ROR.

-Ryan
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: SSR on September 24, 2007, 09:11:11 PM
Quote from: Yon Yonsen on September 24, 2007, 06:15:45 PM
The really sad thing is Burns took a lot of criticism for releasing this now and was accused of being unpatriotic for drawing attention to the "good war" while Iraq plays out.   

The same people would have criticized him for retelling WWII anyway. Reactionaries hate Burns and the Rush shitheads are always gonna lay into him. It wont hurt ratings. Americans are WWII freaks, they'll watch it in record numbers.

Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: denkinger on September 25, 2007, 08:08:06 AM
I watched some of it after the Metalocalypse debut. Which was okay.

I was a typical nerdy kid totally gaga over WWII from the age of 7 on. I could get away with reading hyper-violent war stories about corpses being run over by a dozen tanks until they were red paste because it was 'history'.

I'm STILL waiting for the be-all, reveal-all 20 hour doc on the Eastern Front,  the most vicious land war in human history.

Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: em on September 25, 2007, 08:22:09 AM
Quote from: denkinger on September 25, 2007, 08:08:06 AM

I'm STILL waiting for the be-all, reveal-all 20 hour doc on the Eastern Front,  the most vicious land war in human history.


Me too.  Have you read any Vasily Grossman?  I've been on a 20th Century Russian history/literature kick for a few months now.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Roger Gavaskar on May 05, 2009, 12:57:05 AM
Japan and War Apology

Harlo. My name is Masahiro Sato.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/Asada.jpg)
I am here to apologise for WAR.
Here is war Apology.
SENSO WA HONTO NI MOSHIWAKE GOZAIMASEN DESHITA.





(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_002.jpg)
This is War Apology Truck.
On side of Truck it says "SENSO WA HONTO NI MOSHIWAKE GOZAIMASEN DESHITA"
It mean "We are so very very sorry about losing war."

























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_001.jpg)
These men are looking to East. It is symbolic.


























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_003.jpg)
These men stand on shadow of War Oppressers.
Also this is symbolic.
They walk to west.
More symbolism.
Japan has many symbols.
4 seasons and many many symbols.
Japan has comprex.

























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak5.jpg)
My Uncle Yuta.
"Omeeeh. Can you hear? War is losing very sorry. Omeeeh."



























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_008.jpg)
My nephew Hiroki. He wait in line for Bingo Game card.

























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_004.jpg)
"I, 34!!" This is "Bingo" game. It is popular in Japan. On this day, I lost. Just like War.



















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_011.jpg)
Cousin Manabu. Shirt say "Official Bingo Cameraman and War Apology Loser Apologist"



















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_021.jpg)
Halftime of War Sorry Rally we all go inside tempole for sembi and janken game. "Rock, scissor, paper!"
I won 3 Janken game. Not like War.
War was lost tortally by Japan.
In tortal, 0-1.

























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak7.jpg)
Buddha say "tweak nipples before put on ninja war apology suit."

























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak9.jpg)
Front-bottom is warzone for war apologist.























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak10.jpg)
War training is ceased. This photo is photoshop.
























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak11.jpg)
My Uncle Masanobu.
"Yoroshikerrr. Bag of shit for dinner since war. Yoroshikerrr."

























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak13.jpg)
Cousin Yutaro. Plastic horse in cornflakes broke his tooth.
So happy that he remove pants.




























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak15.jpg)
Lorcal man.
"17 drinks and I forget silly golf fashions.
"And war. A toast to Golf War."




















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak17.jpg)
Another Japanese citizens.
"I sorry about War.
"But sorrier about own wife.
"Please, you shoot."






















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_006.jpg)
Public Restroom not equiped with Toilet Tissue.
Gamman dekiru?
Ganbareeeee!



















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_015.jpg)
"Only 1 restroom have Toilet Tissue. It over there."



















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_016.jpg)
My cousin Takuya. Last month he was hip-hop jigger wack daddy.
Month before, new half cosplay frilly loli-goth. Like GACKT.
Now he is War Sorry Rallier 100%.





















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/uyoku_014.jpg)
Oops, wrong picture. Next please.























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak16.jpg)
Saddam sorry about War. Down on luck in Tokyo now.
Saddam now has front-bottom warzone.


























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/uyoku/yak4.jpg)
"More War Apology colour marker pens up there."
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: rr on May 05, 2009, 01:08:45 AM
I can't believe with the exception of Dutchman, that this thread re-railed after Sprague's genius "digression".

Really, anyone who read this thread and ain't blasting "House of the Rising Sun" must not have a soul.

I'll read his latest posting later.  A man can only handle too many great things in a single evening.

Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Roger Gavaskar on March 27, 2010, 10:54:21 PM
Joint USA/Japan Barbeque Get-Together Memorial Anniversary

(http://localcrank.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/pearl_harbor_attack.jpg)

"Ohh, hello Pearl Harbour USA, thank you for inviting us to barbeque."










(http://www.absquad.net/images/ph312.jpg)

"Oi! Sausage explosion! Please to poke small holes in sausage before barbequeing."











(http://www.absquad.net/images/ph313.jpg)

"Please to fan BBQ flames with wind, not into wind. I am cannot see a thing now."
















(http://www.absquad.net/images/ph315.jpg)

"I am not eating that one. You eat that one."

Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Roger Gavaskar on February 04, 2011, 03:56:47 PM
Greater South-East Asia Co Prosperity Sphere Programme 1930's  - 1945.

Hello. Masahiro Sato Here

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/Asada.jpg)

It is time for background to slightly misunderstood

Greater South-East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere Programme Japan & Manchuria 1930's  - 1945.

This was kindly programme to bring joy and peace to Manchuria.

After joy and peace establish in Manchuria, plan was to spread joy and peace through to Burma then to Laos then eventually to all other bogwash shitholes across Asia.

Following evidence is photographic!


(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1746/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1746-255.jpg)
"Meet the boys cos' the boys are here, the boys to entertain youuu"

It is harmless cabaret en route to Manchuria.

Lighten up!























(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/990/PreviewComp/SuperStock_990-4394.jpg)
"This way to Manchuria, my dickheads."




























(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/990/PreviewComp/SuperStock_990-3113.jpg)
No, wait on, maybe this way."























(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1746/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1746-3850.jpg)
Manchuria looking pretty nice in colour!























(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/990/PreviewComp/SuperStock_990-4395.jpg)
"For fucks sake. Actual Manchuria is shithole."


























(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1746/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1746-226.jpg)
Even turnips trying to escape shithole Manchuria.
Permission to shoot turnips in the face, Sir?


































(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1746/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1746-224.jpg)
We tried to say "hello" to local Manchurians but
they all seemed to be sleeping.





























(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4069/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4069-387.jpg)
Manchurian Food Drop! You're welcome!


























(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1746/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1746-224.jpg)
Oops. Perhaps kindly & helpful Japanese food-drop
hit these Chinamen directly on top of their heads.



More later.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Roger Gavaskar on February 22, 2011, 12:39:44 AM
Shinjuku Unit 731

Hello. Masahiro Sato here.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/mugs/masahirosato.jpg)

Welcome to Guided Tour of Shinjuku Unit 731 Facility.

Facility is currently close but any day now it is possible re-open.

As for Unit 731, some say "macabre experiment and injecting malaria virus into arse-hole of still-living Chinamen and stand around and wait and see what happen as Chinaman shriek and head explode."

Others say "all of the above".

Let us take a look for yourself and decide for yourself:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/war/731ditch.jpg)

Temporary fence in foreground.

Ravine of Death in background.























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/war/731door.jpg)

"This way please, Mr Wang Hung. Mind your step."

























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/war/731park.jpg)

Chinaman bones under dirt? "I think it is starting to rain now, everybody go home now please."
























Old Unit 731 building today:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/war/731dino.jpg)

Dinosaur has massive cock.

Oops, sorry, my mistake.












It is Loch Ness monster.


















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/war/731mound.jpg)

Strange mound? All I see is bent tree.


























Unit 731 lab today. Probably it is some kind of childish girlish university.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/war/731uni.jpg)
If only sign said "8 chinaman required for medical experiment. Apply within."
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Sprague on January 08, 2012, 04:21:19 AM
Masahiro Sato's Guide to War Memorials of Obihiro

(http://www.japantourist.jp/images/heading.png)

Harlo.

My name is Masahiro Sato.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/mugs/masahirosato.jpg)

It is Guide to War Memorials of Obihiro.

(http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/140/074/140074148_640.jpg)

Japan worker today can only dream of heroic death on plains of Obihiro.
A chinaman facial hello to the bayonet here, a small child rape behind a pond there.





















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro14.jpg)

Obihiro Plain. It is pastoral scene to close eyes and recline into idyllic
 daydream centred around the stabbing of chinamans faces off.

It is War Memorial.

It is bittersweet for we Japanese to remember The War.

Bitter, because we Japanese lost.

Sweet, because there was death.






















(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro14.jpg)

Today, the Obihiro Plain is fertile.

Some say it is thanks to human fertilizer of Chinese skulls.

Those days are over. Chinese skulls have long since leached
down, through soil, and through bedrock, and into hell.

































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro15.jpg)

Tank tracks show area is untouched since Japanese Panzer Division marched through in 1948
to run down and polish off last slowly-limping Chinese rickshaw coolie I mean militant insurgent.



































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Obihiro Unit 731 Chinese Research Centre is mound in centre. At night
it was boredom so researchers set captive Chinamen free and watch
elated chingchong flee into next-door forest and run comically face-first
into many trees. It was night and Chinamen were all permanently blind
after acid eyewash experiments all day.

It is funny if you laugh.































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro13.jpg)

Gahh, fucking Prius, move those trees, I'm going t
 
















































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro6.jpg)

From left-to-right "Blood", "Bone" and "Dick".
















My House:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro7.jpg)

No windows? A working chimney? Ice daggers?

Next slide please.


























Inside Obihiro's Unit 731 Chinaman Rectal Probe Anal Expansion Division.

Yes, still looks exactly the same as it did on its last day of operation...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro8.jpg)

...August the 8th, 1982.

Dung-stained turnips, retrieved from the arses of screaming Chinaman.

Yes, these are last sturdy remnants of proud Japan warrior spirit.

































(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro10.jpg)

And now the rich chinaman tourist come, with their skulls still attached to their brains, to see a stupid fucking turnip.

WFT.





























(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/obihiro/obihiro9.jpg)

And now, in cruel and vicious irony, we proud Japanese warriors work, work like
chinese black dog slaves, to polish turnip, polish a each fucking turnip, one by one,
one fucking sorry sad fuckign turnip at a time, in tearful, frozen-cock, no money, dead
economy slave labour camp condition, for resale to fuckking Chinaman tourist.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Sprague on March 12, 2012, 04:18:35 PM
www.japan-war-apology.proboards.com

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Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: nickg on April 11, 2013, 03:27:13 PM
Defcon 4 is like no big deal. Defcon 1 is the shit.
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Sprague on August 21, 2015, 04:56:06 PM
Prime Minister Abe War Apology Speech

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/pics/abe_zpsea273190.jpg)
"...and in summary, we are so very, very, very, very fucking sorry about losing War. Now, let us cross live to local park for solemn War Lost I mean War Sorry Ceremon GAHH who the FUCK is that in War Not Sorry Uniform,, CUT FEED,, CUT FEED,,-----------:;::------

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/pics/japanarmy_zpsluxtluk2.jpg)
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Sprague on December 07, 2016, 04:34:08 AM
Japan Prime Minister En Route to Pearl Harbour

--Japan Times--

Japan's Prime Minister Abe is reportedly already "en route" to Pearl Harbour for the first-ever visit by a Japanese Prime Minister. Mr Abe is however believed to be flying to the US Naval Base as the sole occupant of a Japanese WWII Mitsubishi Zero fighter plane.

(http://i.imgur.com/t1KJmtc.jpg)
"Don't panic cunts. The fucken guns've been
disabled ACK ACK ACK hahaha, just fuckin'
with ya."

Mr Abe has no previous experience piloting any aircraft of any sort.

"No worries if I can't stick the landing" laughed Abe. "I'll just kamikaze my shit in there. Just like old times. Should give the old seppo war hero codgers saluting their nuts off down there something to have a massive sook about hahahahah oops, there's the Naval base down there now OH FUCK I'M LOSING ALTITUDE HAHAHAHAHAHA..."
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Sprague on January 24, 2017, 03:51:50 PM
Interview With Toshio Motoya, CEO of Japan's APA Hotels and author of a book denying the Rape of Nanking.


Q: Is it true that copies of your book are for sale in your APA hotel rooms?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/apa_zpswhhd2dnp.jpg)

"Hello. Toshio here. What hotel? Hahaha, just little joke. Instead of saying "what rape of Nanking?" joke I say "what hotel?" joke. Haha. It is APA Hotel! My hotel! By the way, what book? HAHAHA, further joke. Yes, book for sale, you buy. Even chinaman can buy! It?s ok! Education is key for ALL chinaman who can see through their slitty little eyes hahaha"




Q: So, your premise is the Rape of Nanking never happened?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/apa_zpswhhd2dnp.jpg)

"Premise? No, no, I drive Prius."




Q:What leads you to believe that the Rape of Nanking never happened?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/apa_zpswhhd2dnp.jpg)

"By the way, did you know that "APA" actually stands for "Always Pleasant Amenity"? Now THAT is true story."





Q: The Rape of Nanking.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/apa_zpswhhd2dnp.jpg)

"Sometimes mind of chinaman is like mind of overactive child, they fabricate wild story due to impoverish childhood where their only toy is old rag entire extended family use for toilet paper on daily basis. One day shit rag is imaginary best friend and precious family heirloom, next day they imagine 300,000 babies getting skullfucked by proud noble Japanese Imperial Army on steps of chingchong parliament as brave Japanese Imperial Army march in lockstep fashion towards Shanghai baroque bordello for comfort women midnight fuckfest? I don?t think so, Mr Wang! Besides, comfort women fuckfest way better at high noon, broad daylight, everyone knows that oooh shit, hang on, delete that part."





Q: So, how many actually died at The Rape of Nanking?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/apa_zpswhhd2dnp.jpg)
"How do you like my profile picture? I have huge hands. Really big. Like Donald Trump."





Q: Do you expect your book to dissuade tourists from wanting to stay at your hotels?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/apa_zpswhhd2dnp.jpg)
"Only the tourists who want to sleep on book. Most tourist guests want to sleep on bed. Not sleep on book. Confucius say "you need many books to make a bed." Confucius was wise Japanese scholar. R.I.P Confucius. By the way, all APA hotel beds are made of my books taped together to make beds. You sleep now chinaman! Sleep on the truth! Sleep forever! Just like Nanking oh shit delete that part too"
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Sprague on April 17, 2018, 06:29:40 PM
https://japantoday.com/category/national/Names-of-3-607-members-of-WWII-Unit-731-released

Japanese Film Crew Start Shooting Porn Movie At Chinese Unit 731 Museum

--Japan Today--

A Japanese film crew have today turned up at the Unit 731 Museum in China and started filming a porn flick. Unit 731 was the covert base for the Japanese military to conduct gruesome medical experiments on live Chinese subjects during WWII. The very existence of the Unit was categorically denied by the Japanese government until as late as 1998.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/unit3_zpsnztuffjr.jpg)
"Yeah, just biff the extra camera shit in a spare room.
Fuck me, the ambience of this place has got me hard already."

"Yeah, we're looking at going with a film noir look for this one" said Japanese film director Shiro Ishii. "Might even use some of the leftover cadavers to flesh out the bukkake queue. Haha. I said 'flesh out'.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Bent/unit4_zpsqqquipm7.jpg)
"Here is injection to give you raging Unit 731-style stiffy.
Use stiffy to rape comfort woman on your immediate left.
She has already assumed position. Then, for moneyshot,
leave pearl necklace on face and lip of her crouching pre-teen
daughter over in corner... aaannnnd.... action!"

Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: kevin on April 18, 2018, 05:25:53 AM
Quote from: vedicardi on April 17, 2018, 11:27:40 PM
please get banned again.  how many people have to tell you that youre not funny before you stop posting this shit

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Arturo on April 18, 2018, 06:36:38 AM
Quote from: Eip Eiteews on April 18, 2018, 05:28:10 AM
Quote from: kevin on April 18, 2018, 05:25:53 AM
Quote from: vedicardi on April 17, 2018, 11:27:40 PM
please get banned again.  how many people have to tell you that youre not funny before you stop posting this shit

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Old Kyle on April 18, 2018, 07:01:12 AM
Quote from: Arturo on April 18, 2018, 06:36:38 AM
Quote from: Eip Eiteews on April 18, 2018, 05:28:10 AM
Quote from: kevin on April 18, 2018, 05:25:53 AM
Quote from: vedicardi on April 17, 2018, 11:27:40 PM
please get banned again.  how many people have to tell you that youre not funny before you stop posting this shit

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Mitch on April 18, 2018, 10:35:22 AM
Quote from: Old Kyle on April 18, 2018, 07:01:12 AM
Quote from: Arturo on April 18, 2018, 06:36:38 AM
Quote from: Eip Eiteews on April 18, 2018, 05:28:10 AM
Quote from: kevin on April 18, 2018, 05:25:53 AM
Quote from: vedicardi on April 17, 2018, 11:27:40 PM
please get banned again.  how many people have to tell you that youre not funny before you stop posting this shit

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: vedicardi on April 18, 2018, 03:43:05 PM
it shall forever remain a mystery
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: SLASH on April 18, 2018, 08:08:28 PM
Quote from: Mitch on April 18, 2018, 10:35:22 AM
Quote from: Old Kyle on April 18, 2018, 07:01:12 AM
Quote from: Arturo on April 18, 2018, 06:36:38 AM
Quote from: Eip Eiteews on April 18, 2018, 05:28:10 AM
Quote from: kevin on April 18, 2018, 05:25:53 AM
Quote from: vedicardi on April 17, 2018, 11:27:40 PM
please get banned again.  how many people have to tell you that youre not funny before you stop posting this shit

What are you talking about?

Damn classic
Title: Re: THE WAR
Post by: Sukebe GG on April 18, 2018, 08:22:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2o1U93t2s