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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: $1-5 SET SALE
« on: February 19, 2012, 03:39:56 AM »348
Non-Music Shit / Re: Daily Mainichi News Wire
« on: February 17, 2012, 10:13:40 PM »
Emperor undergoes heart surgery at local clinic
--TOKYO--
Emperor Akihito of Japan this morning underwent massively serious heart surgery
at a local ratshit dogsbollox half-arsed half-blind clinic out on the edge of town.
Gunston Hart Surgery Prospectii: http://terminal-boredom.com/forums/index.php?topic=6606.msg101972#msg101972
"We also took the liberty of docking the rest of The Emperor's dick off" continued Dr Gunston.
"I reckon the poor thing had half fallen off and you don't want to leave that little leftover dribbledick
bit there to fester and get infected. Believe me, I've been down that road, squire. No extra charge for His Stumpship!
"Excuse me, thank you for everything but what the
FUCK have you foreign pricks done with my cock?"
The Emperor in happier days.
--TOKYO--
Emperor Akihito of Japan this morning underwent massively serious heart surgery
at a local ratshit dogsbollox half-arsed half-blind clinic out on the edge of town.
Gunston Hart Surgery Prospectii: http://terminal-boredom.com/forums/index.php?topic=6606.msg101972#msg101972
"We also took the liberty of docking the rest of The Emperor's dick off" continued Dr Gunston.
"I reckon the poor thing had half fallen off and you don't want to leave that little leftover dribbledick
bit there to fester and get infected. Believe me, I've been down that road, squire. No extra charge for His Stumpship!
"Excuse me, thank you for everything but what the
FUCK have you foreign pricks done with my cock?"
The Emperor in happier days.
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Music Shit / Re: a COUNTRY TEASERS appreciation Bulletin Board Compendium
« on: February 14, 2012, 01:19:21 AM »
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Music Shit / Re: a COUNTRY TEASERS appreciation Bulletin Board Compendium
« on: February 13, 2012, 11:13:13 PM »
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Music Shit / Re: a COUNTRY TEASERS appreciation Bulletin Board Compendium
« on: February 12, 2012, 07:27:48 PM »I think the Teasers are just on "hiatus". For who knows how long?
KAAAAANNT.
Last CT lp was 2006.
Last Wallers lp I got was 2008:
What have I missed since?
Come on Wallers B, time to put your pants on and hit the studiio again, we the Forii Generalis deserve that at least. Here, i'll even whip up a working cover for you, at no small expense to my own pocket might I add
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Non-Music Shit / Re: SPRAGUE DAWLEY whats your take on...
« on: February 10, 2012, 07:01:29 PM »What's your take on this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE&feature=player_embedded
They're all talk!
Speaking of talk:
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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: $1-5 SET SALE
« on: February 08, 2012, 06:53:09 PM »355
Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: $1-5 SET SALE
« on: January 25, 2012, 05:06:18 AM »356
Non-Music Shit / Re: Megaupload / Megavideo = DEAD
« on: January 24, 2012, 03:16:36 PM »
THE EMAIL IN FULL
Dear Neighborhood-watch,
As you all know I recently moved into the Neighborhood and I am a former hacker. Well I was just hacking into a local mail server and guess what I found.
First of all let me assure you that having a criminal Neighbor like me comes with benefits.
1. Our newly opened local money laundering facility can help you with your tax fraud optimization.
2. Our network of international insiders can provide you with valuable stock tips.
3. My close personal relations with other (far worse) criminals can help you whenever you have to deal with a nasty Neighbor.
In all seriousness: My wife, two kids and myself love New Zealand and 'We come in peace'.
Fifteen years ago I was a hacker and 10 years ago I was convicted for insider trading. Hardly the kind of crimes you need to start a witch hunt for. Since then I have been a good boy, my criminal records have been cleared, and I created a successful Internet company that employs 100+ people.
All the media has to report are old news. Why? Because I have chosen to avoid the media. Just look what the media did to this Neighborhood. Scary.
Now you can make a choice: 1: Call Interpol, the CIA, and the Queen of England and try to get me on the next plane out of New Zealand. 2: Sit back, relax and give me a chance to do good for New Zealand and possibly the Neighborhood.
If you feel like it come over for coffee sometimes. And don't forget to bring the cocaine (joke).
All the best, Kim.
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: NZ Punk Reissue - Swingers - Certain Sound / Baby
« on: January 21, 2012, 10:06:19 PM »http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RZsvDMcRgw
oh ffs, 11 yrs old, my 1st ever favourite song, counting down the hours then minutes til' "Ready to Roll", the only music show on telly, all 30 minutes of it, would come on at 6m saturday night, seemed like "Counting the beat" was at #1 for months so was played every week, used to get depressed as shit when the last chorus started cos that menns the end of the song is near and GAHH i'd have to wait a nother week to hear it, fvck knows why i didnt just buy the cassette tape, wfTmoran
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Daily Mainichi News Wire
« on: January 21, 2012, 02:32:54 PM »
Gloating little shit still on the lam.
--AP Press--
A gloating little shit who, in the wake of the Titanic disaster of
1912, teased grief-stricken passersby by parading about town
with a tasteless handmade sign is believed to be still on the lam
in South America.
VICIOUS WANKER.
The smartarsed little wanker is believed to be around 66 years old
now and may have moved to Argentina to prevent retribution for his
vicious, vicious display of public na-na-na-naaa-na-ism.
--AP Press--
A gloating little shit who, in the wake of the Titanic disaster of
1912, teased grief-stricken passersby by parading about town
with a tasteless handmade sign is believed to be still on the lam
in South America.
VICIOUS WANKER.
The smartarsed little wanker is believed to be around 66 years old
now and may have moved to Argentina to prevent retribution for his
vicious, vicious display of public na-na-na-naaa-na-ism.
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Music Shit / Re: Acapulco Presents... Delightful Missives from the World of Music "Criticism"
« on: January 21, 2012, 02:22:28 PM »
In 2012 silence is golden.
Quote
"Silence is Golden."
-Chief Constable Tomonori Sato.
