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Music Shit / Re: I still love records that are stupid, loud and uncollectable

« on: July 18, 2008, 06:50:52 PM »

Dirtys were crazy good times live the 2x I saw them.  Drummer barely keeping that fast drugged up mess together and a large man's in the band.  Their LP and singles were better than their live shows because you could get piss pants drunk at home and not feel so much shame.

Hookers will always rule. 

My stupid, loud and uncollectable treasures that will always be in the front:

Mistreaters - Grab Them Cakes - stone groove heavy dance shit
Cosmic Psychos - Self-Totalled - fuck everybody stupid
Devil Dogs - Saturday Night Fever - pretend fake party record is better than 1,000 fake weird C30 tapes
Surf Punks - My Beach - not loud enough? turn the bass up more. I hear synths too.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: BLACK ORPHAN 7" PREorder on UFO Dictator Records 100 gold & 300 black!

« on: July 18, 2008, 09:53:57 AM »

erick was firsted then fisted.

Gold was waiting for me when I got home from work.
Gold is mailed out as of today.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Movies you hate that everyone around you likes

« on: July 03, 2008, 05:19:37 PM »

Spaceballs is good times.  If it's not funny just drink more.
Terror Of Tiny Town is fucking shit up.
Even Dwarfs Started Small, watch out.  You will laugh but then you will sleep.

Taxi Driver.  Boring.  Driving around.  Boring.  Bored.  Mohawk.  Boring.  Awesome gunfight at the end!
Deer Hunter.  Boring.  Eating dinner.  Bored.  Boring.  Nam, brother.  Boring.  Boring.  Holy shit it's Russian Roulette!  Done.
I appreciate the above but part of the reason I've never seen The Godfather is because I'm afraid of the 70's neverending DRAMA.  Don't tell me that I don't need to see The Godfather 3, it's ok, I haven't seen the other 2 either.
Scarface was on the hated list for a real long time because of the soundtrack and Pacino.  Then listened to the Geto Boys again and learned to appreciate it a little bit more.
Up In Smoke sucked when I was a sober teenager.  Then saw it drunk and then saw it munchified and it made perfect sense even teetotaler style.  Hardhat, Hardhat!
The Wall.  Thanks.  Shut the fuck up, I hit par discin today.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: the new sub pop singles club

« on: July 03, 2008, 04:44:12 PM »

soundtrack to Termbo today is Duh's "The Second Coming Of Mike".

Balls out, blow out
And they're chicks
I've got nine of them, myself
Limited edition colored vinyl
Keeps me from feeling suicidal

I've got it all
My legacy, maximum rock and roll

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: BLACK ORPHAN 7" PREorder on UFO Dictator Records 100 gold & 300 black!

« on: July 02, 2008, 09:18:49 PM »

have these shipped?  anyone got theirs?

Slow your roll!  It's only been 3 weeks since I paid United in full.  Tomorrow?  Next week?  Hoooh boy.  Didn't take this long for the last 3 records.  I heard they were busy but hadn't witnessed it in full force yet.

To make it up for the delay the gold vinyl editions will be shipped between 2 used paper plates (from microwaved Tina's burritos, natch) and sealed with kite string.

I will post here when the B.O. is ripe and email too.  Covers are awesome.

Was gonna pay for the Throbbin Urges single next week.  That one will be done in August?  Goddamn fucking gosh!

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Music Shit / Re: RIP MATT ODIETUS

« on: July 01, 2008, 08:38:15 AM »

RIP! 
Only saw them play once. 
Drove to Detroit 3 times to see them play but they only showed up once.  Classy.  What about assaulting Buzzcocks roadie or some shit?  Memory banks fried.

Was at the Gold Dollar and I think Stroh's cans were $1 each.  Double fisting and nobody bussed the table so before the Candy Snatchers played me and Johner had the table top covered with empties and were able to see the destroyed case for what it was.  Same thing happened during the Onyas show but I think the Clone Defects played so it was weird, punk.

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Music Shit / Re: Thrift Score

« on: July 01, 2008, 08:24:45 AM »

$.99 each a Goodwill

GUN - Gun (how could I pass up that cover?)
MFSB - MFSB
MFSB - Philadelphia Freedom
EDDIE KENDRICKS - People... Hold On
DETROIT EMERALDS - You Want It, You Got It
UNDERCOVER - God Rules! jeebus wave?  I shan't find out.
and of course some Merrill Womach lp's.

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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody listening to? Part III

« on: June 28, 2008, 12:35:07 PM »

MERE PUNK

is that a new genre?

MERE PUNK MANOR
On this episode Stalag 13 enters the Wildcat's burrow while they're out deep diggin and shits in their media mailers.  Wendy 0. eats her pups.

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Music Shit / Re: DM Bob & The Deficits

« on: June 28, 2008, 12:32:43 PM »

DM Bob recorded the King Khan & BBQ single that Crypt put out a bit ago.

Good slop, first lp gets more rotation in this home.

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: UFO Dictator mailorder box must be cleansed new/old

« on: June 28, 2008, 12:26:53 PM »

Lots of Coppens left.
Lots of Sagger left.
Don't snooze on it.

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / UFO Dictator mailorder box must be cleansed new/old

« on: June 28, 2008, 09:41:37 AM »

My old distro, mailorder, doubles, and trade box is getting full up.
Some I only have 1 copy of but some I have multiples.
Send your wants to me through a PM/BM here or uselesseater (at) gmales (dot) comm

$5.00 ANGRY ANGLES - Things Are Moving - Shattered - black vinyl
$4.00 ARMITAGE SHANKS - Are Friends Electric? - Damaged Goods - pic disc
$4.00 BIG BOBBY AND THE NIGHTCAPS - Harm's Way - Black Lung
$5.00 BLOWCHUNKS - Hey Stupid! - P. Trash - #'d out of 346
$4.00 BOSS HOG - Old School - In The Red
$5.00 BRIEFS/DISTRACTION - Ain't It The Truth/My Way - Radio Blast
$4.00 CACTUS - Music For Haters #5 - Hate - #'d out of 275
$5.00 CHRONICS - First Time, Best Time - Rip Off
$5.00 CHUCK VIOLENCE - Bandolero Mexicano - Shit In Can
$4.00 DAILY VOID - Mass Communication Culture - Boom Chick
$4.00 DAMNATION KIDS - Runaway - P.Trash #'d out of 300
$5.00 DEMON'S CLAWS - Tomcat - Perpetrator
$5.00 DEMOLITION DOLL RODS - Big Rock Candy Mountain - Munster - pic disc
$4.00 DIRGES - Cold River - Missile X
$5.00 DIRTBOMBS/JUSTIN ROBERTSON - She Played Me Like A Booger - Slut Smalls
$5.00 DIRTBOMBS/ADULT - Lost Love/Pray For Pills - Cass Records - #'d out of 3000
$4.00 DRUGSTOP - Machine Gun - P.Trash - #'d out of 324
$4.00 DUTCH MASTERS - Radioactive - Goner
$4.00 FINAL SOLUTIONS - My Love Is Disappointing - Shattered - black vinyl
$5.00 FLYING OVER - Danger Boy - Shit In Can
$4.00 FM KNIVES - Keith Levine - Dirtnap
$4.00 GRIS GRIS - Mary #38 - Birdman
$4.00 HORRIBLY WRONG - Bleeding For You - Eradicator - 2nd press
$5.00 SKIP JENSEN & HIS SHAKIN' FEET - Delta Pop - #'d out of 500
$4.00 JOHNNY VOMIT AND THE DRY HEAVES - Thanks For The Ride! - Goner
$4.00 KODIAKS - Cherry Blossom - Super Secret
$4.00 LITTLE KILLERS/DARTFORD RENEGADES - Think/Off The Hook - Norton
$4.00 LIVEFASTDIE - Got Nitedo - Boom Chick - red vinyl
$5.00 MANIKINS/ULCERS - Epileptic Love - P.Trash - #'d out of 302
$4.00 MANS - JC/BC - Boom Chick - black vinyl
$4.00 MENTHOLS - 848 - Florida's Dying
$5.00 NIGHT TERRORS - Feel Me - Perpetrator
$5.00 OPERATION S - Cauchemar - Wild Wild
$5.00 RAISED BY WOLVES/MOTORCYCHO - Bad Motorcycho - Ken Rock
$5.00 REAL LOSERS/ILLEGAL MOVERS - Beat Your Heart Out - Ken Rock
$5.00 REATARDS - Monster Child - Zaxxon Virile Action
$4.00 REATARDS - Plastic Surgery - Shattered - black vinyl
$5.00 RIC RHYTHM AND THE REVENGERS - Free Love Free Guns - Shit In Can
$4.00 SAGGER - Black Market Body Parts - Cass Records
$4.00 SINGING DOGS - Suck The Dog EP - P.Trash - #'d out of 297
$4.00 SINGING DOGS - Hell Blues - P.Trash - #'d out of 285
$4.00 SWEET J.A.P. - I'm Only Moonlight - Dirtnap
$4.00 SONNY VINCENT/NOBODY'S FAVORITE - Crash Course - Nobody's Favorite Records - gold vinyl
$4.00 SPREAD EAGLES - Don't Talk To The Narc - Boom Chick
$4.00 TENNESSEE TEARJERKERS - Chills & Fever - Brown Sound - #'d out of 500
$4.00 THROBBIN URGES/GLORIFIED TRASH - Sitcom Timebomb - Emaciated - MATT COPPENS!$4.00 TOKYO ELECTRON - Will Put A Charge In You - Shattered - black vinyl
$4.00 TRAGICZ - Music For Haters #7 - Hate - #'d out of 300


In your message to me, let me know:

1. what you want
2. your address
3. media/1st class

uselesseater (at) gmail (dot) com

hopefully you have found some OG OOP H2D TERMBO goodies in there
yeah, it's in the right spot now

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Non-Music Shit / Re: low budget VHS box covers galore!

« on: June 27, 2008, 06:07:12 PM »

savin up for a betamax

that site was like walking around a Michigan flea market but without the smell of fresh pork rinds in the air.  Cool shit, Vestron logo screens with the flashing lights?!  Spine-chilling.

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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody listening to? Part III

« on: June 27, 2008, 05:49:45 PM »

that Tarzan song that the Pink Lincolns do on one of the Sumo Fumes 7's is fucking killer.

Black Orphan test piss WTF
Consumers - All My Friends Are Dead
PVC - Punk Rock Berlin
Cheater Slicks - Forgive Thee disc 1
Romance Novels 7" the one with "Bikini Beach" on it.

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Music Shit / Re: 90s records that are easy to find NOW that are underrated

« on: June 25, 2008, 05:03:53 PM »

"Keep Your Hands Off My Babe" cover from the Splash Four 10" is total cock stomping good times.

Rick, stop talking about the Go-Nuts.
I bought my copy of their first single at the Chicago Comicon in the 90's.  1 California dealer was there selling comics and records and I had my Dwarves shirt on and he wanted to talk about Kyuss.  No sir, I'd just like Go-Nuts single and some quarter comics please, no stoner.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Massive online Avant Garde & outsider film archive

« on: June 24, 2008, 09:11:12 PM »

ubu.com was where the first 365 Days Project in 2003 was hosted.  "Do It Like A Dog" 4 LIFE.