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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: BRAIN TUMORS east coast 2014 idiot moron asshole tour

« on: April 25, 2014, 02:05:45 PM »

BEFORE THIS ICE WAS IN MY GRILL BEFORE I GOT THIS MAJOR DILL

latest

5/17 Minneapolis w/ Zero, Agitate at Shegypt
5/18 Milwaukee, WI w/ No Brainer, Holy Shit! at Quarters
5/19 Detroit, MI w/ Bill Bondsmen, Minus 9 at Yonka House
5/20 Cleveland, OH w/ Bitches From Hell 3 at Now Thats Class
5/21 Buffalo, NY w/ Scajaquada Creeps, Big Suze, No Prevail, Dudes at Hoyt House
5/22 Syracuse, NY w/ Hunted Down at Badlands
5/23 HELP DAMN IT
5/24 Boston, MA
5/25 Providence, RI w/ Ancient Filth, The Little Richards, Wokling at Psychic Readings
5/26 Brooklyn, NY w/ Barge, Howitzer, Limbs Bin at Lulu's
5/27 HELP DAMN IT
5/28 Philadelphia, PA w/ Barge, Congenital Death, Stuck Pig at Golden Tea House
5/29 Pittsburgh, PA w/ Barge
5/30 Cincinnati, OH
5/31 Columbus, OH w/ Bill Bondsmen at Bourbon St Cafe
6/1 Chicago, IL w/ Kontaminat, Sputter at Live Wire Lounge

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: BRAIN TUMORS east coast 2014 idiot moron asshole tour

« on: April 09, 2014, 01:17:14 PM »

now i need something for 5/18 because im an asshole and assumed we could jump on this NWI show. madison is overbooked for may, chicago we play on the way back. fuck you minneapolis. play milwaukee twice? shit

anyone know anyone in rockford, il or around that area? also still have a gap for 5/23 (albany). heard Rochester was a no go from one of the brown sugar boys. also need a 5/27, somewhere within a few hours of NYC. baltimore maybe?

also not opposed to taking a day off

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: BRAIN TUMORS east coast 2014 idiot moron asshole tour

« on: April 07, 2014, 11:27:45 AM »

we'll be doing a more extensive COASTAL AND SOUTHERN TOUR by the end of 2014 i thinks

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / BRAIN TUMORS east coast 2014 idiot moron asshole tour

« on: April 07, 2014, 06:21:57 AM »

should be an awful time. new songs off 7" split with pisswalker on the bandcamp. old bullshit uploaded as well.
http://braintumors.bandcamp.com/


5/18 northwest indiana
5/19 detroit, mi w/ Bill Bondsmen
5/20 cleveland, oh at Now That's Class
5/21 buffalo, NY at some house
5/22 syracuse, NY at Badlands
5/23 albany or some shit, NY (NEED SOMETHING PUNK ROCK HERE)
5/24 allston/boston, ma
5/25 providence, ri
5/26 nyc, ny
5/27 jail (contact us if you have something for us to do, no manual labor please)
5/28 philadelphia, pa w/ Barge
5/29 pittsburgh, pa w/ Barge
5/30 cincinnati, oh
5/31 columbus, oh at Bourbon St. Cafe w/ Bill Bondsmen
6/1 chicago, il
6/2 milwaukee, wi
6/3 stupid minneapolis


we look forward to borrowing your gear. please contact us if you have contacts in new brunswick or other places before i just look up Barge's tour schedule and beg them

(teenageimpotents)(aaaaat)(gmail)(.)(com)

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Music Shit / Re: losing your shit at a Jimmy Buffett show - a review

« on: December 12, 2013, 07:24:50 AM »

thanks a lot, nice people

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Demo Tape / Re: new BRAIN TUMORS song from BRAIN TUMORS/PISSWALKER split

« on: December 12, 2013, 07:23:42 AM »

added another new song and unreleased recordings from our second demo/LP. FFO things that sound bad


http://braintumors.bandcamp.com/

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Music Shit / losing your shit at a Jimmy Buffett show - a review

« on: December 05, 2013, 09:32:49 AM »

hey. i took the dude who recorded the new Brain Tumors 7" to go see Jimmy Buffett. he lost his mind and i wrote about it. somehow it got published.

please leave all death threats/poser comments on the article itself

http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/2013/12/project_parrothead_a_failed_experiment_in_jimmy_buffett_extremism.php

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Demo Tape / new BRAIN TUMORS song from BRAIN TUMORS/PISSWALKER split

« on: November 29, 2013, 09:48:09 AM »

https://soundcloud.com/brain-tumors/exploits

for fans of nine shocks terror i guess. or something. fuck

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Non-Music Shit / i found the worst fanfiction stories in music

« on: October 29, 2013, 07:54:34 AM »

and had my friend Dave illustrate them. the result is pretty fucked/cool.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/10/six_terribly_upsetting_and_ero.php

 

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Non-Music Shit / i pissed off Megadeth.

« on: September 10, 2013, 09:15:03 AM »

i thought i'd post this here on a separate thread because hey, it's a fucking big deal to me. as with anything i post, feel free to let me know how much I suck.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/09/i_pissed_off_megadeth_this_wee.php

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Music Shit / Re: band tour blogs

« on: September 04, 2013, 06:04:15 AM »

NEW EXCITING UPDATE! DREW THROWS OUT HIS BACK IN NEW ORLEANS! PUNK ROCK MUSIC TO THE EXTREME!

http://www.hardlyhuman.com

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Non-Music Shit / shitty writing that you do

« on: August 27, 2013, 10:15:01 AM »

to avoid terrorizing this board with new threads (the way i do to the VivaLaVinyl crowd who are so busy learning about this amazing new band called "Killing Joke"), i'm just going to throw all the writing i've been doing in here. as with the juggalo thread, feel free to ignore me, call me a hack, and correct my grammar.

and also promote your own shit in here. if you keep a blog or do some sort of writing, post it up. then i will not feel so alone in a sweaty basement with nothing but a couch and a hacked nintendo wii

here is a list of the best musical collaborations of all time. five out of six of them involve Carlos Santana. i have no idea why people havent torn my fingers off yet after creating shit like this.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/the_six_most_unstoppable_music.php

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Brain Tumors & Cross Examination at The Gathering of the Juggalos

« on: August 27, 2013, 10:10:01 AM »

there were very fucking few gawkers/non-juggalos. the environment was tense and threatening for posers like me and daniel.

thanks for reading this shit, folks. it helps me realizing my dream of dying in poverty past the age of 50 after doing a ton of dumb shit.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Brain Tumors & Cross Examination at The Gathering of the Juggalos

« on: August 10, 2013, 09:59:55 AM »

we are covered in fucking trash because we brought too much bullshit here.

things to not bring to the gathering:
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/gathering-juggalos-what-not-to-bring.php

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Non-Music Shit / Brain Tumors & Cross Examination at The Gathering of the Juggalos

« on: August 10, 2013, 09:09:31 AM »

well, sort of. at least the singers of both bands are there. Daniel and I are covering this insane event and i figured because the crowd here aren't a bunch of bickering dipshits, I'd share some of the coverage we're doing. feel free to ignore it or call us spammers or whatever and for anyone who reads the Brain Tumors blog, i will be trying to get back to it with more regularity once life is less crazy.

10 must have items when camping with Juggalos
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/gather_of_juggalos_2013_checklist.php

first impressions and misconceptions
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/gathering_of_the_juggalos_2013_review.php

someone is dead here. and it is messed up.
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/gathering-juggalos-overdose.php


thanks yall. whoop whoop.