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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / BRAIN TUMORS east coast 2014 idiot moron asshole tour

« on: April 07, 2014, 06:21:57 AM »

should be an awful time. new songs off 7" split with pisswalker on the bandcamp. old bullshit uploaded as well.
http://braintumors.bandcamp.com/


5/18 northwest indiana
5/19 detroit, mi w/ Bill Bondsmen
5/20 cleveland, oh at Now That's Class
5/21 buffalo, NY at some house
5/22 syracuse, NY at Badlands
5/23 albany or some shit, NY (NEED SOMETHING PUNK ROCK HERE)
5/24 allston/boston, ma
5/25 providence, ri
5/26 nyc, ny
5/27 jail (contact us if you have something for us to do, no manual labor please)
5/28 philadelphia, pa w/ Barge
5/29 pittsburgh, pa w/ Barge
5/30 cincinnati, oh
5/31 columbus, oh at Bourbon St. Cafe w/ Bill Bondsmen
6/1 chicago, il
6/2 milwaukee, wi
6/3 stupid minneapolis


we look forward to borrowing your gear. please contact us if you have contacts in new brunswick or other places before i just look up Barge's tour schedule and beg them

(teenageimpotents)(aaaaat)(gmail)(.)(com)

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Music Shit / losing your shit at a Jimmy Buffett show - a review

« on: December 05, 2013, 09:32:49 AM »

hey. i took the dude who recorded the new Brain Tumors 7" to go see Jimmy Buffett. he lost his mind and i wrote about it. somehow it got published.

please leave all death threats/poser comments on the article itself

http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/2013/12/project_parrothead_a_failed_experiment_in_jimmy_buffett_extremism.php

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Demo Tape / new BRAIN TUMORS song from BRAIN TUMORS/PISSWALKER split

« on: November 29, 2013, 09:48:09 AM »

https://soundcloud.com/brain-tumors/exploits

for fans of nine shocks terror i guess. or something. fuck

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Non-Music Shit / i found the worst fanfiction stories in music

« on: October 29, 2013, 07:54:34 AM »

and had my friend Dave illustrate them. the result is pretty fucked/cool.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/10/six_terribly_upsetting_and_ero.php

 

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Non-Music Shit / i pissed off Megadeth.

« on: September 10, 2013, 09:15:03 AM »

i thought i'd post this here on a separate thread because hey, it's a fucking big deal to me. as with anything i post, feel free to let me know how much I suck.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/09/i_pissed_off_megadeth_this_wee.php

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Non-Music Shit / shitty writing that you do

« on: August 27, 2013, 10:15:01 AM »

to avoid terrorizing this board with new threads (the way i do to the VivaLaVinyl crowd who are so busy learning about this amazing new band called "Killing Joke"), i'm just going to throw all the writing i've been doing in here. as with the juggalo thread, feel free to ignore me, call me a hack, and correct my grammar.

and also promote your own shit in here. if you keep a blog or do some sort of writing, post it up. then i will not feel so alone in a sweaty basement with nothing but a couch and a hacked nintendo wii

here is a list of the best musical collaborations of all time. five out of six of them involve Carlos Santana. i have no idea why people havent torn my fingers off yet after creating shit like this.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/the_six_most_unstoppable_music.php

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Non-Music Shit / Brain Tumors & Cross Examination at The Gathering of the Juggalos

« on: August 10, 2013, 09:09:31 AM »

well, sort of. at least the singers of both bands are there. Daniel and I are covering this insane event and i figured because the crowd here aren't a bunch of bickering dipshits, I'd share some of the coverage we're doing. feel free to ignore it or call us spammers or whatever and for anyone who reads the Brain Tumors blog, i will be trying to get back to it with more regularity once life is less crazy.

10 must have items when camping with Juggalos
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/gather_of_juggalos_2013_checklist.php

first impressions and misconceptions
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/gathering_of_the_juggalos_2013_review.php

someone is dead here. and it is messed up.
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/rftmusic/2013/08/gathering-juggalos-overdose.php


thanks yall. whoop whoop.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / BRAIN TUMORS 2013 FUCKING STUPID TOUR

« on: January 24, 2013, 08:32:06 PM »

BRAIN TUMORS tentative fucking tour dates. contact TEENAGEIMPOTENTS $$$AT$$$ GMAIL.COM for help:

3/15 Madison, WI
3/16 Milwaukee, WI
3/17 Chicago, IL
3/18 Detroit, MI
3/19 Cincinnati, OH
3/20 Louisville, KY
3/21 St Louis, MO
3/22 Memphis, TN or Little Rock, AR
3/23 New Orleans, LA
3/24 Houston, TX
3/25 Austin, TX
3/26 Denton, TX
3/27 Kansas City, MO
3/28 Omaha, NE

 

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Music Shit / Brain Tumors - Fuck You Forever 7" out on Deranged

« on: September 12, 2012, 04:01:09 PM »

hello the punk rock DIY art collective has released new leather-bound 7" records. each is individually drawn in bleach using the tongue of their bassist and stamped with the blood of a member of the band and it is released on punk rock DIY label, DERANGED, known for their work with bands like Brain Tumors, etc.

there is penis skin from the band's manager, Andy from Fashionable Idiots, hidden in 1 out of 5 records. so buy multiple copies

you can hear it here

http://derangedrecords.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-you-forever


if you doubt our status as real punk rockers our internet website (which can be updated through the lead singer's iphone while he shops for new vintage clothes) features a picture of one of the members covered in blood

http://www.hardlyhuman.com

ciao

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Music Shit / band tour blogs

« on: June 13, 2012, 09:07:56 AM »

brain tumors keeps one here:

http://www.hardlyhuman.com

hjertestop keeps one too but now i can't find it which sucks because it was really good. post some links in here so i dont feel like such an asshole promoting my own band's bullshit.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / BRAIN TUMORS north/west tour, Aug 8/13 - 8/26

« on: May 28, 2012, 08:20:50 AM »

8/13 Fargo, ND
8/14 Bismarck, ND? Minot, ND? *NEED HELP*
8/15 Bozeman, MT (w/ The Funeral and the Twilight)
8/16-18 Total Fest, Missoula, MT
8/19 Seattle, WA *NEED HELP MAYBE*
8/20 Olympia, WA *NEED HELP MAYBE*
8/21 Portland, OR
8/22 Boise, ID *NEED HELP*
8/23 Salt Lake City, UT *NEED HELP*
8/24 Denver, CO
8/25 Kansas City, MO
8/26 Omaha, NE
8/27 listening to Entombed in Mom & Dad?s basement because we got fired for touring

EMAIL US: TEENAGEIMPOTENTS??-at+++++++GMAIL-COM TO HELP WITH SHOWS

new track uploaded off an upcoming 7″
http://soundcloud.com/brain-tumors

http://www.hardlyhuman.com