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Non-Music Shit / Re: France - 100 Hostages at Eagles of Death Metal concert in Paris

« on: November 15, 2015, 03:21:39 PM »

Also, my best friend's bf is a practising muslin who's normally fucked on drugs and cheats on my friend to the extent I have been asked to keep an eye on him if we happen to be in the same club. I have told him on several occasions that Allah hates him because he's a fag and at one point he'll fly an aeroplane into his anus. I still love him, though.

I'll take a practicing muslin or linen over a devout polyester any day!

Also, a lot of muslims in russia and kazakhstan drink and eat pork, I can get behind that.

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Music Shit / Re: What music do you listen to when you get jaded with punk?

« on: November 15, 2015, 11:26:50 AM »

I went through a six month period where I only listened to classical music on the radio, sometimes the ears need a freshening up

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Music Shit / Re: Damned - Official Annual Fan Club Meeting LP

« on: November 15, 2015, 11:25:43 AM »

i believe it was pressed onto a big pineapple slice...unfortunetly all the copies rotted

I accidentally cooked my copy on a hawaiian pizza.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Car! Drive! BY ITSELF! What could go wrong?

« on: November 15, 2015, 11:24:10 AM »

Oh yeah! I meant to add; Can you fuck it?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Car! Drive! BY ITSELF! What could go wrong?

« on: November 15, 2015, 11:23:36 AM »

Listen, as long as the car will talk to me, listen to my problems and eventually grow to... love me... truly and deeply love me as a soul forms from within it's mechanical interior of circuit and steel then I am all for the self driving car.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Local newspaper stories

« on: November 15, 2015, 10:32:44 AM »

Fucking amazing-
"Me being me, I thought let's dress Southie up like a Taliban merchant.

"I put a tea-towel on his bonce and a coathanger.

"He looked more like an Arab than, like, Taliban or Isis or whatever they're called.

"We gave him some stick as you do.

In other news Bull Semen is super valuable-
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/10/bull-semen-stolen_n_7044162.html

If you are hurting for cash you could always look into bull handjobs

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Dick-ticklers

« on: November 15, 2015, 08:59:25 AM »

The Last Honest Man At Chuck E. Cheese

There is something so fucking sinister about this

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Discogs.com

« on: November 15, 2015, 08:52:27 AM »

Never mind all that - I love your British Brick Walls list!
http://www.discogs.com/lists/British-Brick-Walls/209646
That's some serious filtering! Interesting how much is UK82 - I'm sure there must be a LOT more but I for one am spending no time looking for them.....!

Some really breathtaking brick walls here! Not the Chron Gen bricks though, those really are some absolute shit bricks.  They belong in landfill, worse fucking bricks I've ever seen! Those bricks offend my eyes, they burn my nose and I can't even smell them! Two thumbs down for Chron Gen's terrible bricks.

It's a fucking outrage - a fackin' ahhtrage even.
Brick walls should ALWAYS be in conjunction with dereliction. That's the whole fackin point....

I was going to say the Chron Gen bricks were shit because they were Welsh bricks. I then remembered that I was getting Chron Gen confused with the Partisans. My confusion was down to Glynn Barber of Chron Gen who is obviously Welsh with a fucking Taff name like that. I would just like to conclude that The Partisans bricks look well smart and totally compliant with British Standard Specification for clay bricks, BS 3921.

I couldn't agree more, the bricks themselves are obviously of a superior quality and the layering denotes the work of a master bricklayer.  Welsh or no those are some breathtaking bricks.

Chron Gen's bricks on the other hand.... somebody should be locked up for that shit.

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Pop Punk / Re: Records that lost their luster

« on: November 12, 2015, 05:49:46 PM »

There's no Olive Garden in Australia!!!

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Cities / Re: Sydney

« on: November 12, 2015, 05:48:09 PM »

There's going to be a mini punk(ish) festival in Marrickville on Jan 15 / 16 called Nag Nag Nag. I'll post details when it's been made public. Here's what the last one looked like : http://www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/nag-nag-nag/74461

If you go to Marrickville be sure to get a Banh Mi there, I think the best place is called Marrickville Roll or something like that, it's a little hole in the wall, you can thank me later.

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Music Shit / Re: R.I.P. Phil "Philthy Animal" Taylor

« on: November 12, 2015, 05:43:25 PM »

I remember reading somewhere that his drumming style was unique, not sure how true that is.

I can't think of anything that sounds anything like him that came before, but I only analyze drums so much and it doesn't really matter.

RIP, at least he did not go qentle into that good night, he raged as few ever have

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Music Shit / Re: What was the last record to blow you away?

« on: November 12, 2015, 05:40:21 PM »

егор и сто лет одиночества

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Pop Punk / Re: Records that lost their luster

« on: November 12, 2015, 07:21:58 AM »

Exploding Hearts - Guitar Romantic

EXACTLY!! I can't bear to hear it at all now!

Pretty sure you introduced me to this. What happened, mmmaaaannnn?

But... Probably not pulling it off the shelf anytime soon.

Loved it, listened to it a bunch, suffered through a horde of imitators with not one of them being worthwhile and completely burnt out.  These things happen.

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Pop Punk / Re: Records that lost their luster

« on: November 11, 2015, 03:37:48 PM »

never heard the Misfits before... going on spotify I think i like their 1986 album "Collection" best.

you have quickly become one of my favorite posters, keep up the good work!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Dick-ticklers

« on: November 08, 2015, 05:13:21 PM »

saggy fishler
moldy eel
ass tenant