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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: NYC Friday the 13th: Home Blitz, DJ Penetrator + at the Cake Shop

« on: July 06, 2007, 04:41:01 PM »

you should come dude. intense new home blitz line up. ill give you a drink ticket if they give me any. they hate me over there. i think i was banned for a while.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: NYC: boredoms + 77 drummers in dumbo

« on: July 06, 2007, 12:39:17 PM »

they asked me to play, but i said i would only do it if we closed with rock n roll part II. fukkkin art fags.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Drunken Post Thread

« on: June 30, 2007, 12:58:47 PM »

im drunk on aids

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Music Shit / Re: Vulcan

« on: June 25, 2007, 01:38:55 PM »

iowa psych vulcan? lyle steece?

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: LiveFastDie W/ Hibachi Stranglers/Jeanie and the Tits/Homosexuals sort of?

« on: June 23, 2007, 01:57:45 PM »

not even hand grenades can stop the mighty wolf

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Music Shit / Re: ethiopiques

« on: June 20, 2007, 06:43:15 AM »

i think it's just called "piano solos." im not sure which volume. totally sick.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: NY friday

« on: June 17, 2007, 08:58:52 AM »

if anybody knows anything about why my face feels like it got clocked after attending this show and getting wasted, please let me know. this show was fukkkin sick too. terrible twos were fuckin mindblowing. all the bands were sick. then i dropped a beer and shattered it 3 seconds after buying it and blacked out. what you gonna do?

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Music Shit / Re: you last street/garbage find

« on: June 11, 2007, 09:46:40 AM »

the other day i was walkin outta work and i found a crate full of records. i put it in the car and drove home. when i got home i was pretty bummed to see that they were all salsa records from the late 80s. however, under all the records were some michael jackson trading cards and a lone vhs. i picked up the tape for closer inspection. it was called "smokin' black cock" and was 243 minutes long.

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Music Shit / Re: KBD NYC Hip-Hop

« on: June 04, 2007, 11:14:30 AM »

i actually shot lou reed. in the pussy. at a fat boys show on staten island. first night of hanukah 1982.

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: i told the most Last Sons of Kypton jokes in one night

« on: June 03, 2007, 05:49:56 PM »

what was the million man march missing?






an auctioneer.

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Music Shit / Re: Stalkers

« on: May 17, 2007, 08:39:33 AM »

122 hours of beer was fun. it was also really long. i remember smokin a joint with a french canadian guy in the basement and him telling me "you are my first friend in america!!!" he was really fuckin salty. then it turned out he was playin bass for that band the sunday sinners. this was also the only time i ever saw the stalkers. the singer really rubbed me the wrong way. i think there was a lot of posing and more serious david lee roth type stuff goin on. i cant really remember. im not too into the whole "im from the 60s" thing.

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Music Shit / Re: Your 100 Favorite Songs Today

« on: May 09, 2007, 05:10:23 PM »

van halen - everybody wants some
asia - heat of the moment
eddie money - two tickets to paradise
van halen - everybody wants some

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Music Shit / Re: a couple shadoks lps

« on: May 04, 2007, 10:25:01 AM »

didnt shadoks put out the mystery meat album

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Non-Music Shit / Re: favourite cheapo STRONG beer

« on: May 03, 2007, 01:20:56 PM »

12 packs of natty ice: 6 bucks.

also

fuckin st ides, a drunk like nothing else. whenever i see other people buyin that shit at the store theyre the most down n out lookin motherfuckers. one time i drank that shit and threw up all over myself while watching tv. last time i was drinkin that shit i stole a pineapple and gave a dude a black eye with one of the empty bottles. and he was my friend!

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Music Shit / Re: Crazy recent eBays

« on: May 03, 2007, 05:58:31 AM »

i had one of those and some asshole stole the sleeve out of my car for unknown reasons, then told me about it and said hed give it back, then moved to germany. fuckin dick. i still have the tape and the pin. did anybody catch this?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=320106587868&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=011