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Music Shit / The Test Patterns

« on: December 18, 2006, 09:13:15 AM »

Is me and my wife's new band.
uh...give a listen? yep yep yep

www.myspace.com/thetestpatterns

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Music Shit / Re: Fuck Ian Mackaye

« on: December 15, 2006, 07:11:38 AM »

Fuck I've run over my foot with a forklift and shot industrial sized staples into my hand and they wouldn't let me go home early.

Maybe If I shit ON one of the clients they'd send me home........Forever.

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Music Shit / Re: Fuck Ian Mackaye

« on: December 15, 2006, 07:06:07 AM »

I just drank so much orange juice at work today that I have to shit terribly.

But I can't use the public bathroom here cause there's a couple tall retards that always peek over the stall.

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Music Shit / Re: Fuck Ian Mackaye

« on: December 14, 2006, 08:48:46 AM »

Ian Mackaye is just pissed cause his bands 7"s are exactly 5 inches bigger than his dick.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Dec. 9...Krunchies, Tuff Bananas, Boys Club!!!!!!!!

« on: December 12, 2006, 01:14:57 PM »

Eric I heard you were booking Hubble Bubble.

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Music Shit / Re: Best/funniest song titles ever.

« on: December 11, 2006, 10:20:26 PM »

"Scott Baio was seen at the (legendary) Pink Dot convenience store buying 12 cans of tuna and a carton of cigarettes" by Weird Paul.

haha, wow people outside of pittsburgh know weird paul?!

That dude was a regular at this cult video store I worked at for years here.
He's a funny dude.
Also he practically made love to me when I told him "weird paul" could open up the MOTO show in pittsburgh.

And someone made a documentary about the guy, it was showing at 2 theatres here in pittsburgh a few months back.
He's a character all right!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: What'd you do at work today?

« on: December 04, 2006, 10:38:54 AM »

Today I ate a banana, and apple and drank an orange juice.
Smoked lots of cigarettes in between and wasted tons of time on the internet.

I'm useless at work today.

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Music Shit / Re: DEAD MOON

« on: November 30, 2006, 08:45:14 PM »

I havn't been on the internet much these days...I'm not missin anything I see.

This thread kills me.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Filthy Rich?

« on: November 30, 2006, 08:37:30 AM »

LISTEN UP TORRO, GET YER HANDS OUTTA YER ASS.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Kramer's racial tirade

« on: November 28, 2006, 06:58:50 AM »

also is there gonna be some complaints when the black lips release 'last of the white niggers'?

I'm pretty sure people are over Lester Bangs by now.

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Music Shit / Speedies lyrics question

« on: November 23, 2006, 12:09:22 PM »

For "Time".
Anyone know what the first line of the 2nd verse is?
And the last 2 lines at the end, the part sung under the chorus?

I can't figure those out for the life of me!

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Music Shit / Re: what is the most you've ever paid for a record?

« on: November 22, 2006, 07:07:34 AM »

35-40 for Firestarter-Living On The Heat LP.

Just couldn't find the damn thing anywhere, and I guess the vinyl was japan only and never re-pressed.
FUCK YOU MANGROVE!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I'm

« on: November 21, 2006, 09:00:08 AM »

haha, here's the best man steve-o with the bride.


Here's me hitting the ATM 5 minutes before the wedding to pay the court fees!
CLASSY!


Yay! A new addition to the mantle.


A buncha of our drunk moron friends


Me and my wedding dinner..the one and only fabled ROETHLISBERGER from Peppi's!!!


Rocco from the Main Events breaking the holy bread


Yay, married and broke in our hobo attire

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I'm

« on: November 19, 2006, 10:59:56 AM »

Matt, I never said I had a problem with you, you've even said that you're a scumbag.

That being said, I don't care.
Being a scumbag and being an asshole is two different things completely.

I am friends with scumbags, not assholes.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I'm

« on: November 17, 2006, 12:16:40 PM »

I gotta make sure this magistrate dude is legit though before I give him the marriage license and trust him to send that shit in.