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Non-Music Shit / Re: Dead guy haircut...
« on: May 15, 2013, 10:34:52 AM »
I used to work at a mortuary, was on call at nights to do the removals from people's homes, various hospitals and retirement homes.
Got paid by the body.
The body will probably be lying down in the mortuary in the embalming room on a table with a wooden block supporting the neck. as you would imagine the room will smell kinda funky. if the smell gets to you, smear a little vapo rub under your nostrils, but it probably will just smell like chemicals. when they dress them the clothes of course get cut down the back so they can get them on easier. the dude's head will feel pretty weird as the embalming fluid stiffens things up. eyes will be glued shut, mouth wired and glued shut. probably a bunch of caked on make up on the face or maybe they will wait till after you give em the trim. most likely will be the quickest haircut you will ever give anyone
good luck
Got paid by the body.
The body will probably be lying down in the mortuary in the embalming room on a table with a wooden block supporting the neck. as you would imagine the room will smell kinda funky. if the smell gets to you, smear a little vapo rub under your nostrils, but it probably will just smell like chemicals. when they dress them the clothes of course get cut down the back so they can get them on easier. the dude's head will feel pretty weird as the embalming fluid stiffens things up. eyes will be glued shut, mouth wired and glued shut. probably a bunch of caked on make up on the face or maybe they will wait till after you give em the trim. most likely will be the quickest haircut you will ever give anyone
good luck

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