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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: May 23, 2006, 05:31:32 PM »

whoa~! how the fucking hell does a guy accomplish that?? i see ive some exploratory work to do on "clowning my bitch?

RFA, what's your take on a guy that is actually able to clown his bitch (by the definition you've given) i mean ive never heard of a triple jointed penis, but what the fuck, you'd have to be to get your scrotum into some chicks bunghole....i need to do some research i guess...

Dude, Fuzzhammer, I think you've gotta have "porno dick" (y'know the bananna shapped hook) in order to pull off a proper clown on a bitch.

im thinkin that must be true...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: May 20, 2006, 10:42:59 AM »

Scott I haven't heard the term "Clown That Bitch". I did some research though. I checked out the urban dictionary and here was it is says about Clown that bitch-

v., orig. porno: to perform a sexual act in which the male simultaneously singlehandedly double-penetrates the female, inserting his scrotum in her anus and his penis in her vagina.

whoa~! how the fucking hell does a guy accomplish that?? i see ive some exploratory work to do on "clowning my bitch?

RFA, what's your take on a guy that is actually able to clown his bitch (by the definition you've given) i mean ive never heard of a triple jointed penis, but what the fuck, you'd have to be to get your scrotum into some chicks bunghole....i need to do some research i guess...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: May 12, 2006, 08:36:46 PM »

 i'm not RFA, but that's fuckin funny~!i like to clown my bitch...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 26, 2006, 09:15:11 AM »

tedious?? hmmm....maybe....tenacio us?? definitely~!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 23, 2006, 02:53:32 PM »

Fuzzhammer can you give me some investment advise? I have a sack of cash sitting here. It is a little dirty because I just dug it up out of the yard. I want to put it somewhere where I can make a good return on it. Also can I join your militia?

are you aware that dollar bills are not cash?? they are currency...i refer you to webster's dictionary...gold and silver are still the only legal cash...funny , that though the law has remained unchanged since the late 1700's, noone seems to be aware of the fact...must be my "militia" upbringing...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 23, 2006, 02:51:05 PM »

Fuzzhammer can you give me some investment advise? I have a sack of cash sitting here. It is a little dirty because I just dug it up out of the yard. I want to put it somewhere where I can make a good return on it. Also can I join your militia?

no, you cant join my militia, get over it....and i was never giving advice, if i were to do that, i'd have to charge...none of this changes the fact that people can escape the tax system though...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 22, 2006, 10:26:25 AM »

By the way, I have this massive lump in my ball sack and it isnt one of my testicles. I was thinking of going to a doctor but there seems to be a wealth of knowledge here. Does anyone know anyone who knows someone who has seen a doctor? It doesnt have to be about the problem I have. I just would feel a bit better if someone who knows someone who has seen a doctor, or even talked to a health nurse in, say, the last 2 years, could tell me what to do. Thanks.

I know a guy who knows a guy whose cousin's friend had the same thing pop up in his nutsack. Do you carry a hunting knife at all times? This will come in handy. How about a weedwacker? Same thing. You can also try transcendental meditation. C'mon dude, repeat after me: AUM...AUM...AUM...AUM... AUM...AUM...

Can't you feel your scrotum returning to normal already?

 id still go for the blonde nurse tho...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: March 22, 2006, 10:18:15 AM »

Richard, your take please?

im not RFA, but that um, dude?? looks kinda fucked up to me...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 22, 2006, 10:09:07 AM »

 Intaxication- the euphoria at getting a tax return back, which lasts until you realize that the money was yours to begin with

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 22, 2006, 10:08:09 AM »

I work 2 jobs which somehow just pushes me into the higher tax bracket meaning I get fucking next to nothing back.
Seriously this sucks, I think im getting 140 bucks.
I make more and therefore pay more taxes than everyone else I live with and somehow theyr'e all gettin like 800-1600.

It does not pay to work.

workings great when ya get paid in cash....its paying taxes that doesnt pay...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 22, 2006, 09:54:10 AM »

I was thinking that the best place I could go for tax advice would be the TB board. There is this guy named Vint who told me that my tax problems can be solved by carrying a gun. There is also this guy named Fuzzhammer who knows some people who gt away without paying taxes. The guy also has a really cool icon of some girl's butt! Ha ha ha ha. He seems to be really smart. I dont think I would ever go wrong listening to his tax advice.

if i were in fact giving advice, you wouldnt go wrong....just stating some facts, there ARE in fact, people that have legally escaped from our "voluntary" tax system...if you want advice on it, buy the book...it's kinda funny that you tease about it, but have no backup to support the contrary, and just to clarify, i dont know anyone who "gets away with" anything, as i said, they LEGALLY escaped the system, and that means after going to trial with the IRS, any douchebag can get away with tax evasion, this is on a whole different level than that, i mean dont you ever read the paper? ive seen this topic make headlines several times in the last 10 years, its certainly not a secret....oh, and forget the doc, just lance your sack and let the puss out, pretty simple really...or better yet, go to a doctor and have a nice cute blonde nurse do it for you...and hey? you might wanna think twice before you take another hooker on a "date" lol

http://javelinpress.com/goodbye_april_15th.html

http://www.freedomabovefortune.com/

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 21, 2006, 10:48:25 PM »

That whole 'there's no actual tax law' thing to escape paying taxes is total B.S. I happen to know someone who's losing their house next month to the IRS for trying that route, it's a fool's game. He filed his taxes, saying 'I owe zero' and no judge would hold for him. They won't imprison you, but they'll take everything you have. Although I think they DO have a case with the lack of constitutional validity, no judge will touch it with a 10 foot pole.

Anyone who resents paying taxes, try to picture the world if everything was totally privatized: roads, water, the police, parks, etc. Fucking nightmare. A toll booth at every on ramp, contracting with the police for house-by-house protection, or $5 to walk through a park after work to look at the flowers. You can 'monetize' anything, after a while you can come up with a perfectly market-driven reason to reintroduce slavery or the mass euthanization of handicapped children (sorry ma'am, can't ask the taxpayers to subsidize this kid with twisted-up legs, here's your $100,000 bill for treatment. Oh, can't pay? We'll take care of the body disposal for only $600! This week only! See, with the market you have a choice!).

I love paying taxes.

 

yeah see, he didnt do it right..he filed...to file is to admit that you owe...ya have to have all the angles together, i know personally, hundreds, who have escaped the system legally....they pay NO taxes, and they get away with it everyday...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 21, 2006, 10:46:07 PM »

16th Amendment + IRS Code.

yup

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 21, 2006, 12:13:28 PM »

 Intaxication- the joy you feel upon getting your tax return check, until you realize it was your money to begin with

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Non-Music Shit / Re: fu-cking taxes

« on: March 21, 2006, 07:33:44 AM »

do you realize that there is actually NO law in the united states that says you owe any txes??many tax evaders escape the system legally when the IRS takes them to court, simply by asking that they show the law that says money is owed them...there is no law, because if there were one, it would be unconstituional...yeah i know, it doesnt make much difference to most, but its still true...