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Music Shit / Re: Top Soul Records of All Time
« on: October 03, 2006, 11:21:59 AM »
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Music Shit / Re: Fave Las Vegas Grind / Jungle Exotica song
« on: October 03, 2006, 08:10:36 AM »
Thanks, mang, I will absolutely look for that Moe Koffman.

Yeah, the last time I had a goodly amount of disposable income, I went straight through all LVG comps; picked out tracks I liked; and hit eBay and Gemm to see if I could find the 45s.  I was happy that none were too pricey.  I don't recall having found many on Gemm but I found lots on eBay.

That "Central High School Cafeteria Band" was one I culled: fat chance of finding that one, I'd bet.
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Music Shit / Re: Fave Las Vegas Grind / Jungle Exotica song
« on: October 03, 2006, 08:03:00 AM »
My absolute favorite -- and I don't even know if it's been comped -- is one whose title I don't know, by a band called "The Buddies": it's not only my favorite of the genre but one of my favorite songs, period.  I recorded it off Music To Spazz By or Fool's Paradise, probably the former.

Another I like is "Jibba Jab" by Tic and Toc: I've scored that one and a few other LVGs on 45, for relatively cheap (well, $8 to $12, which is cheap compared to most comped old shit that I like).  I assume the sellers don't know they're comped because the subject line never contains tags like "Las Vegas Grind," or anything.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Headed to Goner Fest....
« on: September 29, 2006, 10:35:51 PM »
Tops is run by those of African descent.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Headed to Goner Fest....
« on: September 29, 2006, 05:01:38 PM »
I'd like to hear from someone who knows Memphis barbecue: how does Tops rank?  I thought it was purty dang good and I'm whatcha might call a barbecue-eatin' son of a bitch.  I would not hesitate to trade your soul to the devil in exchange for a plate of barbecue.  'Cause the devil makes the best barbecue.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: What's for lunch, bitches?
« on: September 26, 2006, 10:57:43 AM »
The guy that made that Super Size Me movie is a pussy!

Yeah, what a puss that guy is: "Oh... dear me... I'm tingling all over."

Of course, anyone who could fuck that cunt of a girlfriend of his is more man than I'll ever be.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Kamala Speaks
« on: September 25, 2006, 08:22:03 AM »
Kamala SINGS!

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Non-Music Shit / Kamala Speaks
« on: September 24, 2006, 08:04:51 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8MAHxIxCTw

Turns out he's a truck driver from Mississippi named Jim Harris.  Huh.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Just noticed the (sorta) new TB cover pic
« on: September 19, 2006, 10:31:59 AM »
Well, I shouldn't say anything bad about someone I don't know at all, 'cause I'm such a nice-ass bastard.

But.

I used to live in this town where all the fuckers would stand still at the live shows with their arms crossed and no expression on their faces, and I used to hate them and try to ruin it for them.

THRASH OR BE THRASHED!!!

Seriously, what's a guy like David Yow gotta be thinking when he looks out and sees nothing but cunts just standing there, staring back at him like Baby Huey?
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Just noticed the (sorta) new TB cover pic
« on: September 19, 2006, 08:39:20 AM »
I was irritated by that pussy the moment I saw that photo: someone shoulda knocked him out of his shoes.
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Music Shit / Re: Killdozer (best one-off reunion show ever)
« on: September 16, 2006, 11:16:16 PM »
Most poseur bands only pretend to be psychotic hillbilly weirdos but Killdozer was the real deal, fool.  I guess you'd be fucked up, too, if you had to drink that shitty Wisconsin beer and eat that shitty Wisconsin cheese.  And listen to that asinine accent all the time.

Didn't Richard Kern do some squirrelly-ass short film with "King of Sex" on the soundtrack?  That's gotta be the least faggotty move that pussy has ever made.
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Non-Music Shit / Speedy Gonzales Sang About Pot
« on: September 16, 2006, 09:52:06 PM »
A couple days ago I saw a Speedy Gonzales cartoon and he started singing "La Cucaracha," including the line about smoking reefer: "Marijuana para fumar" or something.

I've noticed they're showing some of the older, less-"PC" Bugs Bunny cartoons, ones that I haven't seen since I was really young.  But I also noticed on Tom & Jerry that they replaced the "down-home" accent of Tom's "Aunt Jemima" owner with that of a sophisticated, urban black lady, which completely fucks up some of the jokes.

I'm not saying whether blacks should or should not be offended by the down-home character but I never thought anything bad about her, like "What a dumb-ass coon!" or anything when the old ones played when I was a kid.
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Music Shit / Re: Boris - Pink
« on: September 15, 2006, 08:29:45 AM »
Also, there's an obvious comparison between them and other (-ahem-) "weird metal" but I think there's really something interesting going on with Boris, whereas not so much with the other stuff.
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Music Shit / Re: Boris - Pink
« on: September 15, 2006, 08:23:15 AM »
I listened to the whole thing once but wasn't impressed; definitely not as good as "Amplifier Worship."

What the fuck, I'll give it another shot.
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Music Shit / Re: The Worst Band You've Ever Seen
« on: September 14, 2006, 09:07:49 AM »
I once let some drug buddies pay my way into a hippie/jam band/acid jazz show: for the record, it was Government Mule, String Cheese Incident and some headliner that was worse than every hippie band I've ever heard, combined.

Almost as grating as the music was the fuckin' hippie audience itself -- the way they danced made me want to DDT the lot of 'em, one by one.  And I don't dress weird or have a weird haircut, so of course they all treated me like I was "the man," even though on an empty stomach I can consume more drugs and booze than any seven of them.

I'm sure I don't have to tell anyone here how bad the goddamn music was: take elements of decent music, like soul, blues, bluegrass and jazz; run them all through a blender and water it down heavily; and build the entire mess around solos that can, very literally, go on for an hour.

Plus, no big-titted, naked, promiscuous chicks will full bush like in the '60s stock footage you see.
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