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« on: September 14, 2006, 09:07:49 AM »
I once let some drug buddies pay my way into a hippie/jam band/acid jazz show: for the record, it was Government Mule, String Cheese Incident and some headliner that was worse than every hippie band I've ever heard, combined.
Almost as grating as the music was the fuckin' hippie audience itself -- the way they danced made me want to DDT the lot of 'em, one by one. And I don't dress weird or have a weird haircut, so of course they all treated me like I was "the man," even though on an empty stomach I can consume more drugs and booze than any seven of them.
I'm sure I don't have to tell anyone here how bad the goddamn music was: take elements of decent music, like soul, blues, bluegrass and jazz; run them all through a blender and water it down heavily; and build the entire mess around solos that can, very literally, go on for an hour.
Plus, no big-titted, naked, promiscuous chicks will full bush like in the '60s stock footage you see.