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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / MARBLES LP
« on: February 16, 2009, 09:38:37 PM »
anyone want to part with their copy or have an extra?
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Non-Music Shit / WELCOME TO M LIFE BIOTHESSS (meant to say bitches but thats cool)
« on: January 26, 2009, 11:32:43 AM »
i just really think its ttoo funny. i just got this email from my wife. My response is below.
"Okay, so,
You owe us a lot of money ASAP.
Thanks for not checking your balance first or looking into our situation before you used your debit card on such a large amount of money.
* Our combined checking ledger total is NEGATIVE $489.24 and the next one of us to get paid is you and it's not until Friday.
* You owe us $132.53 from today
* $60.00 for the Paypal bill (which is solely for your label and is over the limit, as I already transferred your massive Paypal bil to a credit card in MY name)
* And, I'm pretty darn sure $51.39 from Thursday (the mysterious check card purchase that you don't know what it's from...well...you did go to the P.O Thursday AM and there's not much else it could be from.
* That totals $243.92.
I put up with a lot of shit from you and from your record label and I am done putting our home and our bills in jeopardy. You have no respect for anything we've (I'VE) worked so hard to build and keep above water. That record label has come before your family for the last time. If this money is not transferred over, I am going to have to get a divorce. This is rediculous. You don't even see what the situation is (and there's never a good one with us) before you make a purchase.
So - now that you got a 10% paycut, all your little paycheck is going to do on Friday is half of it will cover our NEGATIVE balance and maybe one or two bills.
So thanks, thanks for putting me through everything you put me through. Quit putting on a show every time we're in front of your family like you love and respect me b/c it's bullshit. You only love your label.
This is the fakest one-sided marriage in the history of the world"
my response:
"You didn't spell "ridiculous" right. It just looked rediculous."
"Okay, so,
You owe us a lot of money ASAP.
Thanks for not checking your balance first or looking into our situation before you used your debit card on such a large amount of money.
* Our combined checking ledger total is NEGATIVE $489.24 and the next one of us to get paid is you and it's not until Friday.
* You owe us $132.53 from today
* $60.00 for the Paypal bill (which is solely for your label and is over the limit, as I already transferred your massive Paypal bil to a credit card in MY name)
* And, I'm pretty darn sure $51.39 from Thursday (the mysterious check card purchase that you don't know what it's from...well...you did go to the P.O Thursday AM and there's not much else it could be from.
* That totals $243.92.
I put up with a lot of shit from you and from your record label and I am done putting our home and our bills in jeopardy. You have no respect for anything we've (I'VE) worked so hard to build and keep above water. That record label has come before your family for the last time. If this money is not transferred over, I am going to have to get a divorce. This is rediculous. You don't even see what the situation is (and there's never a good one with us) before you make a purchase.
So - now that you got a 10% paycut, all your little paycheck is going to do on Friday is half of it will cover our NEGATIVE balance and maybe one or two bills.
So thanks, thanks for putting me through everything you put me through. Quit putting on a show every time we're in front of your family like you love and respect me b/c it's bullshit. You only love your label.
This is the fakest one-sided marriage in the history of the world"
my response:
"You didn't spell "ridiculous" right. It just looked rediculous."
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Non-Music Shit / things that are totally edgy THE NOT DELETED VERSION
« on: December 29, 2008, 07:25:10 AM »
mike sniper starting and then deleting threads, masks on covers of blank dogs records and also:
rawhead rex in general:
rawhead rex in general:
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Non-Music Shit / permanenet gases
« on: December 28, 2008, 02:44:49 PM »
yall know you can slow down a super atomic atom into a speed so cold it turns into a foot that walks reeeal slow? i saw it on a show last night. incredible. i thought it was a joke.
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Music Shit / Chrome and the "space" misnomer
« on: December 23, 2008, 06:40:00 PM »
As long as I'm pissed off today, I might as well go on record as saying this whole association people put on Chrome as "influenced by space themes" or "science fiction" type of descriptions needs to stop please. It seems insulting to wrap up what they were doing under such a silly little blanket. It deflates the whole breadth of the suggestiveness Chrome was so good at giving. Things that made you think a lot harder than "science fiction" tags can. Chrome is "get it, you'll see".
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Non-Music Shit / ultimate creep championship
« on: December 13, 2008, 12:23:02 PM »
dudes. i just was seen letting two little black boys into my apt. they needed to use my phone to call their mom but it was so funny in general. i think i won the ultimate creep championships. if you have a challenger, get in the ring. creeps forever!
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / new blank dogs record
« on: December 03, 2008, 09:55:44 PM »
out now "Termbozos" LP
-first 100
last 3
-first 100
last 3
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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Le Face first 7"
« on: November 25, 2008, 06:05:49 PM »
anyone have a copy they wanna downsize?
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Non-Music Shit / REJECTED iPOD
« on: November 19, 2008, 02:38:35 PM »
Yo game cube players and ravens jersey havin sluts. Pardon my ADD. FUCK THAT APOLOGY!
Ok, so I was just thinkin bout how I never bought any iPod nanos or phobos or homeboys or stallionaires equipped iPod grandmas or anything yet. This iPod thing took the nation by superstorm yeah uh huh uh huh. RIGHT! But what the fuck made me not care? I really dont know for real. Who here has fought the obvious direction with me....and seriously not cared at all? No data card, no MB holder, no slap bracelet, no nothing!!!!?
? I hate this computer.
Ok, so I was just thinkin bout how I never bought any iPod nanos or phobos or homeboys or stallionaires equipped iPod grandmas or anything yet. This iPod thing took the nation by superstorm yeah uh huh uh huh. RIGHT! But what the fuck made me not care? I really dont know for real. Who here has fought the obvious direction with me....and seriously not cared at all? No data card, no MB holder, no slap bracelet, no nothing!!!!?
? I hate this computer.100
New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / WAVVES "BEACH DEMON, WEED DEMON" + SNAKE FLOWER 2 on LP!!!!!
« on: November 10, 2008, 01:31:32 PM »
New on TTT Records
WAVVES - "BEACH DEMON, WEED DEMON" - 7"
SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BUGGING ME SO BAD ABOUT THIS 7"! IF YOU WANT ONE, NO BS, I THINK YOU SHOULD PROLLY ORDER PRETTY FAST.
PLEASE: LIMIT 1 (ONE!) COPY PER CUSTOMER, PER ORDER!
Debut vinyl for WAVVES comes quick in a one time limited pressing of only 300 copies gloriously packaged with 80's cool-kid nostalgia via spray-painted fucking grip-tape sleeve and shamelessly self-promoted regular printed sleeve featuring artwork by Mattt (me) housing it. Both "Beach Demon" and "Weed Demon" will have you primed for more of his Beach Boys-meet-Siltbreeze sound, which thankfully, there will be plenty more of thanks to Nathan's high creative output and the increasingly circulating buzz surrounding his WAVVES project. I hope WAVVES cranks out more like this. With particular raunch on the guitar-driven songs, and particular sweetness on the mellow songs emphasized. Honestly, two great tracks and a classic debut record that we're just very happy with.
SNAKE FLOWER 2 - RENEGADE DAYDREAM - LP
Didn't this already come out? NO! the CD did, because we wanted to release SOMETHING fast, but now, finally, the long, long, LONG wait is over...Rich can be happy, and I can stop worrying about it...because THE SNAKE FLOWER 2 LP IS OUT ON VINYL!!!!!! And by the way, it sounds fucking fan-tabulous. First 100 copies will be on clear wax and will be mailorder only.
www.tictactotally.com
to order or contact me.
THANKS!
WAVVES - "BEACH DEMON, WEED DEMON" - 7"
SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BUGGING ME SO BAD ABOUT THIS 7"! IF YOU WANT ONE, NO BS, I THINK YOU SHOULD PROLLY ORDER PRETTY FAST.
PLEASE: LIMIT 1 (ONE!) COPY PER CUSTOMER, PER ORDER!
Debut vinyl for WAVVES comes quick in a one time limited pressing of only 300 copies gloriously packaged with 80's cool-kid nostalgia via spray-painted fucking grip-tape sleeve and shamelessly self-promoted regular printed sleeve featuring artwork by Mattt (me) housing it. Both "Beach Demon" and "Weed Demon" will have you primed for more of his Beach Boys-meet-Siltbreeze sound, which thankfully, there will be plenty more of thanks to Nathan's high creative output and the increasingly circulating buzz surrounding his WAVVES project. I hope WAVVES cranks out more like this. With particular raunch on the guitar-driven songs, and particular sweetness on the mellow songs emphasized. Honestly, two great tracks and a classic debut record that we're just very happy with.
SNAKE FLOWER 2 - RENEGADE DAYDREAM - LP
Didn't this already come out? NO! the CD did, because we wanted to release SOMETHING fast, but now, finally, the long, long, LONG wait is over...Rich can be happy, and I can stop worrying about it...because THE SNAKE FLOWER 2 LP IS OUT ON VINYL!!!!!! And by the way, it sounds fucking fan-tabulous. First 100 copies will be on clear wax and will be mailorder only.
www.tictactotally.com
to order or contact me.
THANKS!
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / NEWEST RELEASE
« on: November 07, 2008, 08:14:37 PM »
limited to 1 copy.
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Non-Music Shit / BROKEN NEEDLE + BROKEN HEART = LAME POST
« on: October 25, 2008, 04:43:51 PM »
Yall heard me rant about the woman thing before. I am not ashamed of airing personal shit because frankly at least people can get a lil entertainment looking at my screwed up life. What now?
Basically I just tried to listen to the Buzzer single. Sounded weird. Turns out my wife smashed my record player cartridge last night. AWESOME. I'll put it over by the bass she smashed sitting in the record archive. Last night she punched me a few times too. Weak girl punches, but still they make you mad you know? I have ZERO balls in my skin flap of a sack apparently. ZERO BALLS. Laugh at me and stuff now. It's ok, I know it's retarded and funny.
Basically I just tried to listen to the Buzzer single. Sounded weird. Turns out my wife smashed my record player cartridge last night. AWESOME. I'll put it over by the bass she smashed sitting in the record archive. Last night she punched me a few times too. Weak girl punches, but still they make you mad you know? I have ZERO balls in my skin flap of a sack apparently. ZERO BALLS. Laugh at me and stuff now. It's ok, I know it's retarded and funny.
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Music Shit / VINYL OVERLOADDDDD
« on: October 21, 2008, 11:00:41 AM »
Dudes, is it just me....or is this the hardest time ever known to man to keep track of every record coming out?
Maybe some "experienced" folks could shed some light on comparable periods in time when there was a mad vinyl overload. My brain is frying out trying to catch up with all this stuff.
Maybe some "experienced" folks could shed some light on comparable periods in time when there was a mad vinyl overload. My brain is frying out trying to catch up with all this stuff.
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Non-Music Shit / THE PERFECT STUPID FUCKING ZINE
« on: October 11, 2008, 10:52:31 AM »
Can you guys either pop off some endorsements of good ones....or tell me why the fuck I cant find a zine with ONLY the type of genius that guys like Sarim and Drugula post on here?
NOT DUMB. GEnIUS DUMB!!!! That's the key.
I want to know where the zine that has Robocop Trippin Balls on every page is. And where stories of pitbull eating mayo pussies are described, and where only records that are fun and not at all even the slightest bit smart are reviewed / bands are interviewed. BUT THAT WORKS!!!! Not just dumbass shit. GOOD QUALITY FUN DUMB PUNK SHIT!
NOT DUMB. GEnIUS DUMB!!!! That's the key.
I want to know where the zine that has Robocop Trippin Balls on every page is. And where stories of pitbull eating mayo pussies are described, and where only records that are fun and not at all even the slightest bit smart are reviewed / bands are interviewed. BUT THAT WORKS!!!! Not just dumbass shit. GOOD QUALITY FUN DUMB PUNK SHIT!
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Non-Music Shit / Monster to Drug Converter
« on: October 02, 2008, 07:45:40 AM »
FACT: People act like different classic monsters when they are fucked up. Think about it. ALL horror movie clich?s can be traced to drug and alcohol analogies.
Matt?s Monster to Drug converter:
1. Jeckyl and Hyde: Alcohol ? Two completely different people. Drunk man/sober man. Smart man/dumb man. Office worker/party animal psychopath. Alcohol. Yep.
2. Dracula: Meth - Pale, WAY too skinny, completely erratic sleeping habits, very intense and can not kick the habit no matter how many crosses you show him.
3. Frankenstein: Heroin - Way too fuckin slow, bulging veins, never makes a sound and mopes around appearing to be looking for something important.
4. Wolfman: Coke ? Constantly howling, up all night, runs hyper-fast to any places of interest and usually has lots of chest hair.
5. Mummy: PCP ? Typically consists of having multiple broken bones, bandaged up, still fighting forward, still moving, literally until his body just falls apart.
6. Invisible Man(?): Shrooms ? Completely faded.
7. Zombies: Alcohol + Weed / or LOTSA alcohol ? Looking for more brains.
8. Witches: Speed + Weed ? Certainly some laid back, trippy elements here, but all introspection is shattered by spontaneous cacklin laughin like a motherfucker. Who else could think up?.AND START COOKIN...a cauldron of goat hairs and eyes of newt and shit.
9. The devil: Speed + Acid ? You are totally fucked. A ramped up, completely synthetic and all-encompassing buzz that will kill you after a devastating creshendo of fear.
Matt?s Monster to Drug converter:
1. Jeckyl and Hyde: Alcohol ? Two completely different people. Drunk man/sober man. Smart man/dumb man. Office worker/party animal psychopath. Alcohol. Yep.
2. Dracula: Meth - Pale, WAY too skinny, completely erratic sleeping habits, very intense and can not kick the habit no matter how many crosses you show him.
3. Frankenstein: Heroin - Way too fuckin slow, bulging veins, never makes a sound and mopes around appearing to be looking for something important.
4. Wolfman: Coke ? Constantly howling, up all night, runs hyper-fast to any places of interest and usually has lots of chest hair.
5. Mummy: PCP ? Typically consists of having multiple broken bones, bandaged up, still fighting forward, still moving, literally until his body just falls apart.
6. Invisible Man(?): Shrooms ? Completely faded.
7. Zombies: Alcohol + Weed / or LOTSA alcohol ? Looking for more brains.
8. Witches: Speed + Weed ? Certainly some laid back, trippy elements here, but all introspection is shattered by spontaneous cacklin laughin like a motherfucker. Who else could think up?.AND START COOKIN...a cauldron of goat hairs and eyes of newt and shit.
9. The devil: Speed + Acid ? You are totally fucked. A ramped up, completely synthetic and all-encompassing buzz that will kill you after a devastating creshendo of fear.
