46
Non-Music Shit / Re: Charlie Sheen: Bi-Winning
« on: March 03, 2011, 06:03:31 AM »He will probably overdose and die by the end of the month
As if. OD'ing is for amateurs. Fools! Charlie Sheen is a warlock with tiger blood flowing through his veins and Adonis DNA. He will outlive all of us.
Some may call Natty and Rach white trash skanks, but little do they know they are gazing upon goddesses. Goddesses incarnate in flesh that brings to mind Lolita and Tanquery from Bevis and Butthead, but still. If the Olympian pantheon originally descended from local nature deities then the godhood of these two girls makes perfect sense. Natty is like the patron goddess of the trailer park and Rach is the patron goddess of used and abused middle-aged meth-heads looking for a man to support them at VFW's across the nation.
He's a total amateur and will be dead by the end of the month. If not, I owe you 6 cola shocks and a pile of blow.

Home
Help
Search
Login
Register





