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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / teenage cool kids cassette

« on: September 05, 2008, 03:45:37 PM »

http://www.myspace.com/teenagecoolkids

punk from denton, tx. the tape is comprised of the LP and 7" released earlier this year. i still have some of these left.

"i am guilty of ignoring bands with names like this. but someone wanted me to help set up a show for them and have my band play so i went to listen. this album is awesome. Write Back Soon makes my cock hard. then i stroke it and ejaculate. because i like this band. i going to the gym and lifting to it. i bet i put up big numbers. then im going to swim laps with it playing on my headphones and i bet i don't get shocked. then im going to the steam room and getting my dick sucked by some anonymous Nosferatu-looking albany ny cocksucking ghoul. im going to make them play this album while the whole thing goes down. then i'll shower. this album rules."

$6.50ppd
crookeddirection@gmail.com

Non-Music Shit / Re: Retards protest Tropic Thunder premiere

« on: August 15, 2008, 07:30:27 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula on August 15, 2008, 07:56:11 AM

I went to high school with this retarded indian kid named SUMIT.
He was allergic to cheese, but loved the shit. They had a big meeting in class about him how he loves cheese but we are not to give it to him at any time.
So the one day before an assembly me and my friend gave him a bag of nacho cheese doritos and a string cheese stick.
In the middle of this assembly (in a classroom) SUMIT shits his pants while saying OH NO OH NO OH NO at the top of his lungs.
he stands up with this giant load of shit sopping wet and a HUGE boner in sweatpants and just walks right from the front of the class to the door and leaves.
The whole room is silent.

He walked right out of the school.

We looked out the window in class and saw this dude with a giant shit stain and huge boner walking through the lawn of the school and into the woods and was gone.

Everyone was looking for him.
Cops picked him up at McDonalds 3 miles away later that day and brought him back.

they brought him back to school??!