We're taking pre-orders for the new/old Unnatural Helpers LP! We did 100 on mystery colored vinyl and 400 on black. We expect to start shipping October 4th! Head over to
http://www.1234gorecords.com/catalog to order. Now the description and other crap...

What is technically their first LP (with added previous unreleased tracks) but coming out well after their debut "Cracked Love and Other Drugs" on Hardly Art. Rob Vertigo stared directly in to a photograph of Dean Whitmore for 3 full days and wrote this about what you can expect.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Seattle has had just a handful of stellar bands this past decade.
(Ouch. Rub them the bruises.)
And the Unnatural Helpers, at one point or another, have contained members from ALL OF THEM. Seriously. More line-up changes than the Intelligence, I tell ya. The only constant being Dean Whitmore. The ringleader. The songwriter. The drummer/singer. Like that dude from Night Ranger.
Somehow Dean has wrung out of his ADD riddled wet-lobes more catchy tracks than one would think imaginable. Seemingly hundreds since his first foray into 4-track. But catchy don't mean just simple or clean. There's a history of Pacific NW grime, grit and a snarling wry wit caked under his fingernails. Just because his calloused hands bleat out garage perfection doesn't mean something clattery, weird or dark isn't gonna' be around the bend. Angular knee-jerk rock, Fuzz-muffed and Muddled-ga-runge, overcast punkish gloom, heavy stoner chug, Sonics soulful belting, Redd Kross speed and sugar crunched pop. The whole fawking caboodle is on the table. And this carry-on contains HITS. Someday hopefully this eclectic Helpers catalog will be remembered and/or regarded as important as the works of elder-punks Rob Vasquez (who?! Go learn something kids...it's HISTORY), Kurt Bloch or even Fred Cole. If we know what's best. This is the type of music-stuff that rings loudly in HATE's flannel-wrapped Buddy Bradley's brain, if that old dweeb even listens to R&R anymore.
And now - almost 10 years since the Helpers initial "forming" - it seems like the world (uh...Northern, California) is about to catch on. Who's in the line-up? What roll of the multi-sided dye are they gonna' bring? Who the fuck cares? IT'S ALL GOOD.
Wow I made it thru that without ever mentioning my girly love of Double Fudge. (Oops. Shit.)
-Rob Fletcher aka: Robvertigo aka: Fudge-carrying fanboy.
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TRACK LIST
1. Lights Down Low
2. Gettin' Classy
3. Meat Soup
4. Garbage Time
5. Death Door Knock
6. Mr. Children
7. Becky Is a Bummer
8. Milk Break
9. Con-Monk
10. Operation Dry Pants
11. Ugly Things
12. Seems Sick Now
13. Vox Human
14. I'm In Crisis
15. Cardboard Swords
Youtube preview video deal for "Lights Down Low" here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZznXZo0HMYc