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i heard about this guy on the way to work this morning...do you see t.v. movie-of-the-week all over this one?
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Non-Music Shit / Re: EARTHQUAKE!
« on: July 29, 2008, 11:44:58 AM »

reporter: what were you thinking about during the earthquake, sir?

bystander / earthquake 'victim': i was thinking 'this is an earthquake and the ground is shaking.'

reporter: what are you going to do now, sir?

bystander: i am going to make sure nothing is broken and them i'm going to masterbate.

reporter: that's all for now, live from Chino - THE HEART OF THE TRAUMATIC AND DEVASTATING EARTHQUAKE OF 2008 - i'm Chip Dipshit.

anchor: thanks, Chip. we are going to go live now to an intersection in Pomona and interview a tree that had first-hand accounts of the terrible tragedy.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: EARTHQUAKE!
« on: July 29, 2008, 11:27:51 AM »
not really that big of a deal...i'm here working in la verne ( four miles from pomona, 13 miles from chino hills)...not even broken windows. the phones are kinda fucked up though...
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Reatard / Re: #5
« on: July 28, 2008, 09:40:36 PM »
at least this craziness is almost over...
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Craigslist rules
« on: July 28, 2008, 09:39:08 PM »
i concur.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: la mexican food
« on: July 25, 2008, 07:38:05 AM »
1. taco trucks fucking suck. should only be used as a late night, after show/after bar/too drunk to think rationally last resort option. fuck these guys and their fucking roach coaches. shit sucks. that shit makes me want to simultaneously puke and shit. they are not cool, at best only half way decent.

2. potato tacos are good. made them last night. used left over baked potato from the night before, sliced it up into small wedges, seasoned with a little salt and pepper, tossed with chipotle tabasco sauce, and fried over high heat with some butter. made at home and no fucking greasy roach legs sticking out of the taco shell.

3. pinks is good occasionally and is definitely NOT worth waiting in a 1-2 hour line. fucking retarded. fucking idiot asshole fuckfaces standing in that line.

4. when does this thread turn into a music thread?

5. why am i so pissed off? good night.
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Music Shit / Re: Pitchfork Strikes Again! Latest Victim: Eat Skull
« on: July 23, 2008, 10:34:22 AM »

It was interesting to live through the '90s and watch the culture industry completely absorb what we used to call "alternative culture."  Maybe your radio brats would benefit from reading some of Thomas Frank's critiques and diatribes from that period...  or even Motorbooty, which I think of as the Mad Magazine of the '90s indie underground.


thomas frank is a class act all around...



is the baffler done with or on super-extended hiatus?
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Worlds Lousy Vol 6
« on: July 23, 2008, 10:27:10 AM »

 I hate being paranoid about mail carriers.


i hate seeing the mail man picking her nose and wiping it on the mail...pisses me off.

so there is going to be a vol 7 or 8 at sometime in the near future??? any info on whose going to be on it?
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Music Shit / Re: Pitchfork Strikes Again! Latest Victim: Eat Skull
« on: July 22, 2008, 11:51:08 AM »
FUCK'EM

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Music Shit / Sun City Girls - Live at the Sit & Spin lp
« on: July 20, 2008, 12:39:23 PM »
anyone have/heard this one? i just ordered one from forced exposure. i'm sure it's good, but can't seem to find too much info the Thee Interwebnet...info if youse gots it please.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: L.A. and Santa Barbara Record Shops?
« on: July 18, 2008, 11:33:18 AM »
Dunno about the shutdown from last year, but I was there a few weeks ago, and it was definitely both still open, and chock full of porn! I didn't peruse it, but my fiancee bought one issue of playboy which was as expensive as my entire stack of records.

i'm going to go tomorrow and check it out before the close, right after eating breakfast at the omlete inn next door...
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Non-Music Shit / Re: L.A. and Santa Barbara Record Shops?
« on: July 18, 2008, 10:55:22 AM »

- Bagatelle Records  260 Atlantic Ave, Long Beach, CA 90802
- Record Recycler 17312 Crenshaw Blvd, Torrance, CA 90504


Btw, the record & tape room in long beach is like three blocks from bagatelle. it's not great, and it's having a going out of business sale, but if you make the hour trip (in o.k. traffic) from Amoeba down, it's worth checking out.

I really like Record Recycler, and it's fairly convenient to Record Surplus (i.e. it's off the 405).



does the tape and record room still have the big 'grab bag' bin of used porno vhs tapes? ...that was funny.
 
imagine: you go to pull one of the tapes out and it's stuck to like three more from dried up cum!!! (i know that wouldn't really ever happen, but still...)

i didn't know it was going out of business...i thought they already got shut down a couple years ago for selling pirated materials, cdrs, bootlegs etc?
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Reatard / Re: Poll -Jay Reatard #4 Frenzy
« on: July 18, 2008, 09:33:13 AM »
Around 11:45 I'll be preordering my lunch from the Chinese place next door. I can get extra stuff if anyone's interested in a trade.

too many people tried to pre-order the Schezwan HOT chicken, which resulted in the chinese place being overloaded and it crashed...while trying to place the pre-order over the phone, mr. lee was talking super super slooow and it was taking forever.

other people who wanted beef broccoli or sweet and sour tofu couldn't even order due to all the schezwan pre order people inundating the restaurant.

they called it off and told everyone who wants Schezwan HOT chicken will have to try again tomorrow...
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Reatard / Re: Poll -Jay Reatard #4 Frenzy
« on: July 18, 2008, 08:57:16 AM »
'trash' colored analog beef in a silk-screened sesame bun
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Music Shit / Re: Pitchfork Strikes Again! Latest Victim: Eat Skull
« on: July 18, 2008, 08:37:00 AM »
i hear that Christopher ?CJ? Smith always ends up in the ER at Good Samaritan Hospital and has to have her stomach pumped cuz it's full of cum from sucking all the portland bands cocks/cunts....
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