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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Wax Museums LP/CD, Sweet Faces 7", Perfect Fits 7" Pre Orders

« on: September 08, 2008, 11:18:55 AM »

The pressing plant delivers directly to Revolver. About 50 copies got sold before the release.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Wax Museums LP/CD, Sweet Faces 7", Perfect Fits 7" Pre Orders

« on: September 08, 2008, 09:41:34 AM »

Wax Museums - LP/CD (DMR 022)
Apparently there is absolutely nothing to do in Denton, TX but write songs. We feel privileged to bring you the first full length album from the extraordinarily prolific Wax Museums. You know what to expect at this point and The Wax Museums deliver. Fourteen tracks of killer Educational Punk. Direct D~M~R LP orders also come with a CD for all of your digital needs. First 100 on white vinyl.

Sweet Faces - Four Song EP (DMR 019)
Brian Hermosillo of The Fevers is back with an awesome project he did a while back while farting around Holland. Fever B is probably the most meticulous songwriter we have ever worked with, and this record is a testament to his attention to detail. This sucker is big time bang for your buck too with four songs. First 100 on blue and white sorta swirly vinyl.

Perfect Fits - Radio Transmitter 7" (DMR 024)
Scott Rogers and Co. bring you two more tracks of Memphis style Pop. If you?ve managed to score a copy of the Contaminated single then you know these boys got home run hooks. We like them because they keep their tunes tastefully rough around the edges. Members of Dutchmasters, Final Solutions, Rat Traps, Etc. File this one under PUBubblegum! First 100 are on red vinyl.

As you all know, pre ordering does not guarantee that you will receive colored vinyl. It's first come, first serve at D~M~R so get your orders in quickly. Release for all three records is Sept. 16, 2008. Go to www.douchemasterrecords. com to order and listen to mp3s. Stores and Distros get in touch for wholesale rates.

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Music Shit / Re: I wonder how that powerpop fest is going in texas?

« on: September 05, 2008, 12:38:12 PM »

Jesse sounds like a sex hungry black man in that footage.

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Music Shit / Re: common records that whip ass

« on: August 14, 2008, 01:36:16 PM »

Isn't Atlantic Crossing the one where Rod's wearing the bell bottomed unitard, and stars are flying all around him? Never had the courage to pick that one up. And what city are Tubeway Army records common in. You practically never saw those in Atl. until it got reissued. Now it's $21.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Has anyone received their Gentleman Jesse LP yet?

« on: July 26, 2008, 12:27:34 AM »

We made the announcement on the 2nd. The colored vinyl sold out in about two hours. We are really sorry and pretty embarrassed that we got backed up so badly and delivery has been so slow. Between the volume of orders and the technical difficulties, we really had our hands full. There will be some sort of slight differential on the second pressing to distinguish one batch from the other. I also saved a box for lost/fucked up orders so email me this weekend if your order hasn't arrived so we can get you taken care of. douche@douchemasterrecords.com
Thank you to everyone who pre ordered. You are the people that keep DMR going, and your disappointment keeps me up at night. We will continue in our attempts to keep you satisfied.
Cheers,
Bryan.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Has anyone received their Gentleman Jesse LP yet?

« on: July 21, 2008, 12:34:58 PM »

Vinyl is gone. CDs came in today. We are completely caught up at this point, and everyone that ordered before the 18th should be getting their records by now. Email me if anybody is still missing orders by Wednesday. 

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Has anyone received their Gentleman Jesse LP yet?

« on: July 16, 2008, 09:22:07 AM »

Hsoj, email your order info to me and I'll check it out. douche@douchemasterrecords.com
Sorry about these delays, guys. We've been getting 50 to 75 packages out a day since Friday, but we're still not quite caught up. BTW, does anybody here know David Gillespie from Huntsville, AL?

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Gentleman Jesse Lp, Lover!/LiveFastDie 7" Pre Orders

« on: July 07, 2008, 08:59:25 AM »

Attention everyone that has ordered Gentleman Jesse LP's or Lover!/LiveFastDie splits. On July 4th, our computer system crashed. We've have a new and improved computer, but much of our data was not properly backed up and it is yet to be determined if we will be able to recover it. We have everyone's pre order information, and your records will be shipped as soon as possible. However, the crash has interrupted the packing and shipping process, so expect slight delays. If your package hasn't arrived by Friday the 11th, do not panic. We profusely apologize for any delayed shipments and guarantee you absolute satisfaction when these records hit your turn tables.
Cheers,
Bryan/D~M~R

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: LOVER! EAST COAST SHITS!!

« on: July 03, 2008, 08:44:39 AM »

Ask to see the Tom Jones photos. They're worth the price of admission.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Gentleman Jesse Lp, Lover!/LiveFastDie 7" Pre Orders

« on: July 02, 2008, 10:42:58 AM »

Gentleman Jesse S/T LP DMR 020
The wait is almost over, ladies and gentlemen. D~M~R is overwhelmed with excitement to offer you the debut Self Titled album from Gentleman Jesse and His Men. This album features thirteen tracks of pop perfection with slick and warm production that only Dave Rahn can achieve. If you even kind of liked the "I Don't Wanna Know" single, this record is essential for you. We will begin shipping on July 8, 2008. First one hundred are on half maroon, half blue vinyl and are available exclusively through us!  Go to www.douchemasterrecords. com to order

Lover!/ LiveFastDie Split 7"
Two of Rock N Roll's most prolific songwriters have teamed up with D~M~R to bring you the dirtiest record ever that isn't a rap album. But don't be fooled. While both of these songs are  lyrically brow raising, they are equally catchy. First one hundred are on white vinyl and are available exclusively through us! Go to www.douchemasterrecords. com to order.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Lover!, Jack of Heart 7" preorders - rob's house

« on: June 27, 2008, 11:42:50 AM »

Yeah Trey. How is it you get killer songs and cool art from Lover! and I get "Booger in My Asshole" and a picture of a booger in an asshole?

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Music Shit / Re: Princes of Peace "X-Ray Proved" Question

« on: June 26, 2008, 05:36:22 PM »

I love that stupid song. Who's selling it?

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Music Shit / Re: Best of 2008 [Thus far]

« on: May 28, 2008, 11:45:46 PM »

No Bunny full length is the best shit ever!
Anybody heard The Real Numbers 7" or the goddamn Raydios 7" from Three Dimensional?

We have a bunch of stuff coming out this summer:

Gentleman Jesse LP is being pressed. I'm crossing every joint in my body that it will be here by June 20th for Craig's last show. It'll see official release in early July.
Sweet Faces EP at the press. Awesome pop from Brian of The Fevers.
Lover!/Live Fast Die 7" at the press. The most tasteless thing we've ever released! It rules!

Wax Musuems lp and Buzzer 7" are being mastered, and Baby Shakes lp to follow.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Carbonas Euro Tour EP

« on: April 30, 2008, 06:12:52 AM »

We've finally got them!! Imported and super limited. Two new songs and three covers. Tracks include:

Butcher
Ripped Red Dress
Love and Kisses (Nilhistics)
Move (Plugz)
Iron Dream (Kaos)

***Due to limited availability we are not offering wholesale orders at this time.***

Go to www.douchemasterrecords. com to order.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Cheap Time and A.H. Kraken albums available now

« on: April 17, 2008, 09:05:35 AM »

This record is a beast. "Trip to the Zoo" is the coolest.