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Music Shit / Re: What's everyone listening to?

« on: September 28, 2006, 09:23:25 PM »

The Rippers new album
Jay Reatards solo album
The upcoming Drones
La Ira de Dios (great spacerock from Peru)
Staff Carpenborg's Electric Corona (old krautrock lp recently discovered on James Last's hoompa hoomph label - Staffie made hoompa too)
Konkqistador
Cul De Sac

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Music Shit / Re: What's everyone listening to?

« on: September 09, 2006, 10:31:53 PM »

Hey Kevin, what's your take on Nachtysticum: cool shit, or hippydoom?

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: NEW FUMS SINGLE

« on: September 09, 2006, 07:33:18 AM »

and mine?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: hey what happened to..

« on: September 08, 2006, 09:38:42 PM »

and he sure as hell is kickin it to the Evolutions lp, I tell ya

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Music Shit / Re: What's everyone listening to?

« on: September 06, 2006, 10:54:50 AM »

Is this topic changed in Who Invented Doom? I didnt know.
That was Buffy the fuckin Vampire Slayer!

Kevin, I take it you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Check it out.
BTW:
Now they think you're a nice dude something obviously is going wrong. (If only a selection of the dead Wisconsin Board answers you got could be selected to straighten this out.)

Now, keep talking about Black Sabbath folks, soccer is boring and I like a good laugh.

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Music Shit / Re: What's everyone listening to?

« on: September 06, 2006, 10:34:44 AM »

the only show i ever walked out on because it was too heavy to take in was a Swans concert. I was actually blown against the back wall of Vera when they started and crawled out of there in shock

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Music Shit / Re: What's everyone listening to?

« on: September 06, 2006, 09:45:20 AM »

o, ssorry,
listening to:
* that thing above
* Heimatlos
* Blight (still makes you seasick: good song. bad song, good song, bathtub...)
* Persuaders cd, like getting fucked by a demon with scary loss of every sense of time
* Pissed Jeans seven inch (don't know yet about this band, have to hear the lp, like the guitarlicks pissing all over the shit though)
* Led Zeppelin II (original lp, lemon song and heartbreaker, all time faves, sounding so fuckin good through my speakers since I finally got a living room set up for vinyl that blows the roof off)
* Chef Van Oekel - Zuurkool met vette jus


and about 10.000 promo's... na na na na naaaa na!

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Music Shit / Re: What's everyone listening to?

« on: September 06, 2006, 09:32:54 AM »

Kevin, have you heard Nachtmysticums Instinct Decay?
Probably.
Dig that one?
I doooooo!
Mmmm.

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Music Shit / Re: Everybody's favorite punk record?

« on: September 06, 2006, 02:26:10 AM »

Mahavishnu Orchestra - Inner Mounting Flame

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 05, 2006, 12:23:22 AM »

Nanne - here let Oz pull back the curtain:

I read stupid things complaining about reviews and I say to myself "what do i have to do? dishes? should i file records? hell, i'll get in a message board squabble." so i skim what the last retard wrote, stretch my fingers and think (but not too hard) what i can write that is more assinine than the person before me. i go through a check list: mock their country? yes/no. make fun of their language? yes/no. grind down their music taste? yes/ no. once i figured that out (takes about 5 seconds), i let some obscure reference work their way in, hopefully in the form of really stupid puns. i stop and ask my lady when the last time i took a swipe at Wisconsin. "About four hours ago, honey" she replies, so i figure it is past due to poke the wisconsinonians. if i can work in a reference to utah or kemp boyd, i do. sometimes i giggle while i write, knowing that any reference to the dutch must be followed with the finger in the dyke joke. i admit that i am a bit amiss in not mentioning windmills or clogs, but i do make sure i call every hollander i can a pothead. and with you there must be a jazz reference.  i dont go back to correct my grammer or spell check because, frankly, i dont give a shit. this has taken me about 3 minutes to write and i will never read it again. you might. i wont. you see, my friend, this isnt about you and what you think. not at all. it is about me trying (but not too hard) to be as moronic as i possibly can be. "why? why?" you ask. "why be a moron?" because the only way to reply to moronic statements is with something even stupider than what came before. sorry to let the proverbial cat out of the metaphorical bag, but i am bored and bored of this subject. i've let myself get sucked back onto this board and now feel like i am wasting my time. thanks for playing "who is an idiot now" with me. i am going to crawl back into my hole.

Only really bad writers explain their work, still trying to make it sound funny and deep. 

(But can I crawl up with you in your hole and make some sweet lovin? Or fight some more?)

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 10:24:14 PM »

Nanne -
Let's put it this way: The fact that you take the over-the-top-ness that I wrote seriously means YOU LOSE!

No, you illiterate, the fact that you can't either write or read irony made you already loose posts ago.

And I take no more shit about Europe when it comes down to remarks like yours. Goddamn man, don't you understand we Europeans much rather have French bands on Yak. than on SSR? No - you don't. That we like all those vinylreleases at P-Trash while you guys are fucking the cd hole? No, you don't. That we pray for bands not to go to ITR although most of us like that label, but as an European band you're done once you're there? No, you don't. That we beg American bands not to settle in Europe cause we have enough shit of our own? No- you don't. That a good dyke is found amongst the American Police and V.S. Army People and that I wouldn't put my finger in one of those for a billion bucks? Okay, you probably do.

I just don't wanna have you put personal stuff up here that only you know are big fuckin lies. It may be a big ha ha to you. Not to me.

And my English is called Walt Disney English, just so you know.

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 09:42:25 PM »

hey mr english as a second language - what the fuck does "you're miles beyond the genres that were supposed to get reviewed here" mean? does rich have a rule book i dont know about? was i not invited to the meeting on preserving tired ass genre ghettos so lazy euros who cant be bothered to think of rock & roll in terms other than "hey hey i wanna rock you all night" and "oh oh look at my car" and let's not for get "oh baby you are so fine" though in your ESL damged euro speak that would sound more like "hey hey you rock with me night all the time, yeah" and "my car, here look it pretty fine now" and "baby fine is you to me right now that I sing." just shut the fuck up, dutch treat. the only reason you are so fucking cranky about this review thing is because i didnt mention the evolutions in releation to Pissconsin bands that matter TODAY. Perhaps if you were such a fucking cheapscape and would free up a fucking review copy, mr i live in a welfare state and dont have to worry about getting fed or clothed or housed or methadoned, i'd review something that falls within the Nanne Tepper's Guidelines for Terminal Boredom Reviews, not that they fucking matter, you lazy shit who hasnt written squat for this fucking thing since god knows how long.

PS I am sorry if any of the "humor" above sails past the heads of you Europeans. Funny is an American thing. You wouldnt understand.

Humor? It escapes everybody, Scott.

I told you about our welfare state and the position I'm in and now you just lie about it? On a board? That's weak man.
As for writing for this TB thing - at the time I did that, I also wrote for much more mags and rags and papers. I think I mentioned in one of my mails to you also what makes me go very slow these days, and what bugs me about TB. You now use false arguments to get a last drip of jizz out yr pickle in public. That's really weak again. For once, put that thing back were it belongs, in Coppens ass.

Come on now, you think you can win a verbal fight from me In My Second Hand Language? You big boy?
All you really wanna do is go into the bushes behind the playground and compare the lenght of eachothers Blah. Should I tell one more time about the ten releases I had planned for this year and how my businesspartner fucked me over big time? Nah. Before you know it, you think it's humor. And I don't care how much a label releases, hell, I couldn't care less. Getting fucked over is something that disturbs me a bit though.

Making jokes about my use of Englisch is a bit dumb, don't you think? Comin from an American. You don't even have a language, you just play scrabble with the other inmates all day. Just read these boards, you sorry ass prick. What the fuck have you done in your life, what have you achieved that makes you blow your own dick so often? You even know what hard work is? You remind me of the flakes that sell dope in our coffeeshops and are getting really, really tired from what they call Their Job: sitting on a barstool and smoke free pot 3 afternoons a week. Yes, it's tough out there. Why are you just being nasty here, my little poopydoo?? That one band of yours that everybody missed? I know, enough for a lifelong grudge against rock 'n roll. That you were invited to review that part of the package, if I understand your blah right, is an editorial mistake as big as a monster, or, a Cunning Plan.

Now watch it with the shit I told you in person, mr cheerleader.

PS1: Todd, I am not in the least troubled by the fact that The Evolutions weren't mentioned in SS's assgasballoon, nor the Blue Balls. Both are albums with another approach than the stuff that is brought to people as New by New Band!
This stuff is only 'new', because it's compiled, mastered and released. And it's brilliant basementpunk. By the way, glad you like the album.

PS2: And yes, SS, that's what I like to release: basementpunk, so you'll probably hate everything I ever am gonna put out. Although if I had the money I'd now be chasing an Italian band that does wave, yes, but this band is GOOD, too good to let go you know - oh no, you don't.
Just don't bother with my label. Go suck some Sub out off Pop. That's where you belong anyway.
Hell, you should be the logo from Sub Pop.
 

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 11:28:43 AM »

Nanne - I've released 20 and a few records in 5 years, that is hardly the vaccuum cleaner pace that P Trash has achieved.  You complain about no one paying attention to Euros and I say I've put out Euro bands and you claim "Not the right country." Thanks. Before you get on us for not paying attention to Euro bands (completely absurd) WHY DONT YOU PUT THEM OUT YOURSELF. You have three releases: All American Bands. I have heard two of the three and one is a good record. Great going Mr .500.  One for two: That is worse than vacuum cleaner labels. But it isnt surprising as you are usually half wrong about everything anyway. And to link TB with GWBush and his anti-anything that isnt USA is stupidity that deserves no retort.  Back to me because that is what matters anyway: I put out good records and I really dont give a shit if the band is from Portland or Paris. Hell, the next things planned are from bands who live in Como, Italy and Orland, California.  I am hunting bands from Monterrey, Mexico and somewhere in Germany (I think) right now. I dont give a shit where they are from, as long as when I visit the pretty girls say Hi and they buy me good food. If there is a Kemp Boyd-like charactor there, that makes it all the better. No that I've spanked you, go back to your fucking Weather Report albums, you got damn pot head.

Am i supposed to react to this dribble?
You the man, with your label and your woopielist. And your balanced output. And your choice in bands. Yeah man. You the guy on top of the Olympic, right?
I'd rather have me thousand P-Trashes than one SSR. But that's a European thang baby.
And the fact that I look everywhere for music I wanna put out too is of course out of the question, I just plook Wisconsin empty. You know it, you have allmighty powers when it comes to Knowledge.
There is no logic in your reply. It's dumb and again, very badly written. You have no knowledge of my label, nor the finances, nor the history, nor the budget, nor the idea behind it. That you have enough money to release old fashioned wave crap is really something to be proud of. Although we have to live with the shit you put out.... or do we? Like I said: you're miles beyond the genres that were supposed to get reviewed here; you just wanna be seen as hip, while everyone has loads of unknown crap in his collection. They just don't jerk off in public about it at a fuckin daily basis. Now get your act together or I'll ignore you're attempts to be American about this. Go fuck a flag. And play some A-Frames, you fuckin Columbus.

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 09:50:56 AM »

The true problem here is some weird Euro resentment. It took about a page here for that to click. A luke warm review of the worst Black Time record after a couple years of effusive praise for every fart (Lastname is the one who played me the first record telling me I HAD TO BUY IT)? Wow Nanne, TB is sure a BT hater of a rag. The truth of the matter is that TB was the FIRST and ONLY place (outside of maybe HoZac folks) to pick up and praise BT and a lot of European bands, and this includes most of you reporters at ground zero. Euro-garage Obliv rip offs were so prevelent over the last few years (who had a label? Raise your hands - how many horrid trades did you have to eventually cancel because of some Euro band that wanted to be the Oblivians but couldn't write a single song?) that it became a staff joke - a JOKE! Get it? And the Euro-label thing is unfair in that a lot of those labels are doing necessary dirty work that ain't being covered here. It's done with a certain, uh, style though....an art angle (even if it's trash), a limited edition "the product is as important as the music" air to a lot of it. And that's fine & often very cool. But people here joke about it. Like you probably joke about our idiot of a president or whatever. Like we joke about Nanne not paying attention and blaming TB for a luke-warm LK review  (stating that they're generic) because he's out in the street strafing anything TB, eyes clenched in anger and going on a screen when it's his fellow complainer Luke who brought that up.

The point is Todd, that it's exactly the other way around too, but we have the decency not to use American as an adjective that means 'inferior' or treat your bands as condescending as we can. Cause we have more decency. Do you remember when on this board the Fatals, after two fuckin singles, got advice from you TB-ers how to 'improve, really make it out there and whatnot'?  I exploded then too.
Why should I joke about your president when your Euro-Hatred is dripping from this magazine? It stopped being funny a long time ago. And stating that you guys first did a lot of European bands ('here we have another piece of totally unnescessery Oblivian 'n Shit again from Europe') is bullshit cause on your beloved forum of Kopper all this shit was talked about long before you guys got on our ass. I had hoped for a massive improvement in analysing records, but you guys just write more and more like it's a Really Heavy Job and that piece by SS was so empty an add would have done too.

O yeah, I am mad at TB, cause I can't see any connection anymore with what it should have been (but maybe you were all kidding back then too), but more so I am mad about this Easy Teenage Anti Euro Fascism that is popping up in this corner of the world. And since there too much water between us to get some good asskickin done every once in a while I explode here, thank you very much.

Kevin, I wouldnt put it on my pink lips if I were you. Not until you sent me one of those singles.

Black Time was discovered in Groningen & shoved under your nose by Evert Nixon. Don't kid yourself. You folks keep doin that. No, you didnt write first about al those Eurobands, you got it as a promo, or picked it up as it was discussed on some kiddieforum by Eurotrash. And you just dont have a clue what's written in Europe about these records, and when, and where. Come on man. I have that shit earlier in the Big Glossy than you spindocters on the web.

Casey, it's just an opinion. Just like all those great reviews. You know I love you and even consider you a genius. But this lp sounds like 'how I mix an old Brittish wave on stones-coctail' to me. It's European cabaret.

Nanne - that is fucking retarded especially when you are pointing it at the one 'merican who, in recent times, has been putting out more Euro music that YOU FUCKING EUROPEANS and especially you. (Dream on. baby, that's such a load of crap you should get your nose out of yr country again and look further than Paris, the city of piss.) My god, I give reords good or bad reviews based on what I think or feel about the record not the label. (You can write much, much better than mentioned blow job.) And Hue Blanc is on P Trash, a Euro label last I checked. And I dont like most of the P Trash stuff I've heard. Like a lot of labels they are a vacuum machines who put out anything. I know, I've seen your catalogue. As far as Hue Blanc goes, if you dont hear the energy underneith whatever you are hearing, you need to listen harder. But then again maybe not. Judging by your label's output, I'd say Hue Blanc just aint your cup o' t.

My cup o' tea? Related to what my label does? That one goes straight to no. 2 Scott, now with a bullit.

E.T.

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 04:08:48 AM »

New name for the rag:

Terminal Snobpump

A webzine about new indie for every garagelover that likes to state that he 'moved on'.