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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 03:42:16 AM »

P fuckin S, SS: why don't you keep your goddamned hands of our French bands in stead of lettin them make albums that has 80% filler-shit on there. You dipshit.

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 03:35:05 AM »

The Little Killers cannot be taken seriously. Talk about generic American crap; they are the fuckin champions, and if that band is what TB likes, then I finally understand the shitloads of bulllllllllllllshit (Willie D accent) that goes over this forum in about 54 versions of Coppens'style, and all that unintended jokes in those indie-reviews.

Music? Anyone? Yeah man, new band from Yoknapatawah County, you can't go wrong there. They kill. I think. Nah, I'm sure they KILL!!!!

And of course you don't like Black Time seriously. It's in your genes. You're forbidden by that stuff that Europeans keep in their backbone and you ugly fuckers in your wallet. Come on now, liking a European band that much while they are still alive?

I find that an editor is responsible for the contents of his rag. If this is the way TB goes down further down the gutter, then stop pretending you guys know anything about punk or garage.

Oh, and Kevin, no worries. Scottie is your boyfriend now. He'll love every fart that esapes you, until he get's tired of course. So send him your single and all will be tiddleleedee.

Coppens, if only I could smash your face in for once. I could live on that for a year.

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Music Shit / Re: Terminal Boredom reviews...

« on: September 04, 2006, 02:15:14 AM »

That piece on Hue Blanc by Soriano is probably the most stupid review in there, although it's hard to choose. Man, what a piece of crap, a suck up lolly pop. And who is milking bands for seven inches? Of course: European labels. Scott, that one goes straight to no.1 of your all time top ten stupidities, without a bullit, not worth it.

And I have enough of this Hue Blanc devotion (sorry Casey). Talk about your generic crap. This is it. Generic USA crap. Just a mindless fart and god allmighty, although all you toughies 'invented rock 'n roll'; stay away from The Stones. You can't handle that band so fuck off. Rip someone else off, 1000 more new wave bands to eat out.
Sorry once again Hue Blanc and Mates but Soriano is just sucking your weenie; that is not a review, that's asking for another drink.
I wish we had a sign for vomitting blood here. But:
baarf!

that Litlle Killers remark also was pricesless

god, what load of crap

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Evolutions lp out now on NFCR!

« on: September 03, 2006, 09:27:14 PM »

Pay Pall Buttons are finally working again, so the orderform is back in English.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Evolutions lp out now on NFCR!

« on: September 01, 2006, 12:35:04 AM »

Back in Stock at No Fuckin' Chance Records.

Lower prices.

www.nofuckinchancerecord s.nl

(I am trying to get the PayPalorderforms back into English, but there's a problem somewhere, so I hope you can handle the Dutch version for the moment; it's easy to fill in.)

Wholesaleprices for tiny distro's are really cheap, so contact me if you want some at info@nofuckinchancerecords.nl
This is the last of the load (scumstats first edition: 550 LP's) and a repress wont be happening soon cause we need every cent for our next release and paying off our debts, since we're financially seriously fucked now.

But what the hey.

Thanks,
Nanne

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Knobs

« on: August 24, 2006, 11:08:33 AM »

Boy, long time since I laughed out that loud.

(if only I knew how to put up some video: best thing I could come up with is about hundred knob-jokes from the famous Bottom series, edited behind eachother, on video, streamin here)

Keep 'm comin

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Evolutions lp out now on NFCR!

« on: August 18, 2006, 10:58:46 AM »

I know just very few of you have heard the actually record - even the band hasnt, thanks to our modern postage (Officer Brad, I emailed you: 4 are airborn since monday for while you're waiting on the big parcel), but I am already in the weird situation of 'being sold out', because of some shit that I can hopefully solve asap, cause there are still enough to go around. If I have solved this problem Know Crap will get some too. I'll try to be fast, but without going into details: it's not me deciding when I get the rest of the records.

And that internet rip off sounds suckie suckie.

The lp sounds like it's on pcp!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: You're having Code Red again!

« on: August 10, 2006, 10:28:24 PM »

Maybe they got their hands on some of those secret Arab passes to Heaven where a shitload of virgins is waiting for you.
How fun!
Think about it. You blow up yourself and a busload of innocent poeple and then you get your heavenly hard on while being shot into Pussy Walhalla.
But then, I dunno: fuckin a bunch of virgins: just another bloodbath, and every bitch going 'ouch!' and 'careful with that thing man!'
And dont think one of 'm will give you a blowjob to at least get your rocks off. Kinda of a bummer.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: You're having Code Red again!

« on: August 10, 2006, 11:49:13 AM »

With all due respect to the almost-casualties in those planes, I can't stop asking myself what route these guys were gonna take. Airborn blow up, all nine at the same time yeah, but where? I can't shake the image of nine planes exploding above one city and a hellish rain of fire and bodyparts coming down.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: You're having Code Red again!

« on: August 10, 2006, 06:22:15 AM »

mmm, I dunno about that Code Red in the USA, only Dutch tv mentioned that. In Great Britain they're on highest alert though.

What I really am affraid of is that they'll bomb the shit out of a big European city soon, and turn it into a Beirut-look-a-like-mess with shitloads of casualties.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: You're having Code Red again!

« on: August 10, 2006, 06:10:27 AM »

I dont know man. So easily caught. Almost looks like distracting from another plan on a complete other place.

But I am fucking paranoid about these second genaration Hezbollahhippies. And that leader, he sure as hell aint no dumbass.

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Non-Music Shit / You're having Code Red again!

« on: August 10, 2006, 05:54:58 AM »

Check CNN or something cause in Great Brittan they just picked up 21 Arabs who were planning to blow up a shitload of planes between England and the USA. They were arrested at 3 airports.
You never know if one came through Scotland Yards net.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Evolutions lp out now on NFCR!

« on: July 18, 2006, 05:53:57 AM »

Out now: The Evolutions Go Too Far! lp, a worldwide vinyl-only release on No Fuckin' Chance Records.

For info, ordering and questions about wholesale, go to:

www.nofuckinchancerecord s.nl

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Panic Attack

« on: July 16, 2006, 08:28:47 AM »

Hey dumbfuck, I am also in the process of making a webzine about myself and all the pussies I smelled. Can I use a pic of your head? A pick of your head must be THE button you wanna push to get into the 'Dumb like a real TB-er, and proud of it!' section.

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