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Music Shit / Cumstain - Nazis! Nazis! Everywhere! Music Vid (Garage / Punk)

« on: January 08, 2020, 01:51:04 AM »

Too many Hitlers running buck wild these day man.
Protect Yo Neck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNh4fDyR8cs

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Cumstain - I'm not mean (Music Vid) cass out now on Southpaw Records.

« on: September 26, 2015, 03:17:50 PM »

If you dig Hulk Hogan, The Dinosaur that spit in Newman's face, the moon, speedo's, or rock and rock then you'll probably dig this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDchHETg8nU

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Demo Tape / Cumstain - I'm not mean (Music Vid) cs on Southpaw Records!

« on: September 25, 2015, 06:54:55 PM »

If you dig Hulk Hogan, That Dinosaur that spit in Newman's Face, Speedos, The Moon, or Rock and Roll, then you'll probably enjoy this video.
P.S. - Leave the Hulkster alone! He's sorry!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDchHETg8nU

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Cumstain: Fanny Packs! Pookie Split Tapes Vol. 2! L.P.s! More!

« on: June 02, 2015, 01:33:07 AM »

That's right mother fuckers! We made fanny packs. Why? Cuz why the fuck not!?
Be the bell of the ball with one these futuristic slime green waist pockets!


Limited to 20 and they're moving pretty quick (Believe it or not)
http://cumstain.bandcamp.com/merch/cumstain-fanny-pack-limited-to-20

Pookie and the Poodles Split Cassette Vol. 2
These came out about 2 months, Pookie and I saved up are pennies and whipped up 100 tapes. I have 5 left so grab one if you want one. After that they're gone!

http://cumstain.bandcamp.com/album/cumstain-v-s-pookie-round-2

White People Problems L.P.
I have about 4 of these left so grab one now if you want one!

http://cumstain.bandcamp.com/album/white-people-problems

Cumming soon!

Dahmer Blues 7inch on Goodbye Boozy Records

Currently only available on floppy disc here
http://cumstain.bandcamp.com/merch/cumstain-dahmer-blues-floppy-disc-limited-to-25

New Cassingle on Southpaw Records available Later this summer!

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: SCREAMERS - Save The Masque 1978 Cassette

« on: February 12, 2015, 01:51:43 AM »

I require one of these!

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Cumstain - Limited Online only Merch

« on: February 12, 2015, 12:45:22 AM »

Yo dudes!
We're getting ready to hit the road for a lil West Coast Brew Ha ha.
While cleaning up this shit hole I live in a found a few goodies to pop online.
I found 5 White Vinyl copies of our 7inch The Challenger Disaster (A Love Story)



If you want a copy then grip on quick!
https://cumstain.bandcamp.com/album/the-challenger-disaster-a-love-story

I also went ahead and did a little home dubbed / whipped up / Diy / whatever repress of our first album. Cassette was originally Burger and the L.P. was put out by Burger / Under the Gun



It's limited to 20 hand numbered copies. I will personally Cum on your copy if you so desire! When you check out you have the option to get one with jizz or sans jizz. Choose acordingly!

Get it huur!!
https://cumstain.bandcamp.com/album/hurry-up-and-kill-yourself

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Homemade Cumstain Records! (7 white vinyl, 3 Fiberglass Lathe Cuts, 1 LATEX!)

« on: August 07, 2014, 02:29:08 PM »

I did a little D.I.Y. Repress of our first record (Originally Burger / Under The Gun) just for the sake of doing it.
The end result is still a nod to crass and now with this release it's an obvious nod to the original release of Nobunny's Love Visions.
The records don't play as great as the originals but they have that "made with a whole lotta love" charm.




Here's the Latex (Condom) Record. It's totally unplayable and looks and smells disgusting. I think it's also safe to say it's the only Latex record ever fucking made and the only latex record that'll ever fucking be made. Are you fucking nuts? If so then spend a buttload of money on this thing.



I also posted the 3 fiberglass lathe cuts of The Challenger Disaster 7inch. I had these made before the record got pressed, forgot about it, then found em recently. These fuckers are perfect 7x7 square.  They'll come with the actual release of the record for shits and giggles I guess. Unlike the legit release, These fuckers are one-sided.



Get em huuuuuur!

https://cumstain.bandcamp.com/merch

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / CUMSTAIN'S out with the old in with the new sale!

« on: June 26, 2014, 12:24:23 PM »

Cumstain is about to make a shit load of new merch for our August U.S. tour! In order to so so we're going with the "out with the old, in with the new" philosophy. Therefore, we're cutting prices on everything posted on our bandcamp! L.P.s and shirts are now 8 bucks! 7inches and floppy discs are 5! Stay tuned for new buttons! t-shirts! fanny packs! and some super limited and special records I can't tell you about just yet!
P.S. - Thanks to all of you crazy mother fuckers who have bought these floppy discs so far! I'm glad some of you guys are crazy enough to buy a single on floppy disc just as I am crazy for releasing it. Kudos you like minded weirdos!
Mucho Luvz!
-Cumstain
https://cumstain.bandcamp.com/merch

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Father's Day Sale!

« on: June 15, 2014, 02:16:03 PM »

Happy fathers day everbody! For today only, everything is 30% off! Just enter "daddyneverlovedme" for the discount code and you're good to go! While you're, make sure you grab Unreleased Trash by Father's Day! The plant is taking their sweet time but we should have the tapes by tomorrow! -Uncle Bop



http://slopboprecords.bandcamp.com/

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: New Cumstain realease on... Floppy Disc?

« on: June 15, 2014, 02:14:37 PM »

Tehe ^

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Fathers Day - Unreleased Trash Cassette

« on: June 08, 2014, 12:26:33 PM »

In honor of Father's Day, We're releasing a cassette by our favorite group of misogynist dads called Fathers Day! Preorder it now and I'll you'll have it in time to give your shitty dad for father's day! Limited to 100 copies! Get on it!


http://slopboprecords.bandcamp.com/album/unreleased-trash

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Cumstain Music Vidz / Cumeoke 2nd pressing

« on: January 16, 2014, 03:37:27 PM »

So I started dubbing a few copies of the VHS tapes for buddies and figured I'd just make a second pressing! These bad boys are dubbed over such great titles like Princess Bride, The Wiggles, Babe, all that jazz. They're limited to 20 but I'm only selling 10 online. The rest are either claimed or we'll be selling em at shows! Get on it!



http://cumstain.bandcamp.com/merch/cumstain-music-vidz-cumeoke-vol-1-2nd-pressing

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Non-Music Shit / How many posts does it take to get past this Pitchfork Reader shit?

« on: December 16, 2013, 10:11:39 PM »

As you may have guessed I'm not a fan.

8=======D~~~~~~~

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Cumstain -VHS/Discog Cassette (Limited to 15)

« on: December 16, 2013, 10:09:25 PM »

Oooohh! They haven't shipped out yet as this was a preorder. I just finished the Vhs tapes the other day. I'll do the discog cassettes tomorrow and they should ship out by Wednesday or Thurday. You'll get an email as soon as they're shipped! I apologize for the lag on these, putting together these Vhs tapes proved to be tougher than I initially planned.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Cumstain -VHS/Discog Cassette (Limited to 15)

« on: December 16, 2013, 05:49:37 PM »

They're sold out.