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Non-Music Shit / Re: Hello Dad, I'm In Jail
« on: November 29, 2008, 02:11:03 PM »
i see what you're doing here, nice.....
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Non-Music Shit / Re: MASTER OF PROFITS
« on: November 28, 2008, 12:55:09 PM »
i worked in retail for 5 years. it was always pretty awful.
rite now i aint got no money. i don't think i'd go shopping today if i did, i mean for anything other than cigarettes. ehhh.
rite now i aint got no money. i don't think i'd go shopping today if i did, i mean for anything other than cigarettes. ehhh.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Movies I've been watching
« on: November 28, 2008, 02:27:30 AM »
dvd player broke yesterday, perfect time to dig into the boxes and boxes of vhs tapes i acquired this past summer and haven't had the time/energy to watch yet.
tonight: THE WILLIES.
whoa, this shit is fucked. theres these kids in a tent telling ghost stories and the first few are popular urban legends, dog in the microwave, fried rat in the bucket of chicken... and one of the kids says he has a good one that is real scary. its sean astin and someone throws in a goonies joke : "is this gonna be as boring as the one about you and some other kids finding a lost pirate ship?" "no, this one is better." he tells a story about this kid who gets picked on in like 5th grade by these other kids, one of whom is wearing an iron maiden shirt and eventually the kid finds this monster in a bathroom stall and no one believes him. he pisses his pants and tells the teacher, who checks it out and tells him hes a liar before the toilet monster gets her. then these kids who bullied him are like 'wheres miss titmarch" and then they go in the bathroom after he says theres a monster and they all get eaten. turns out ol toiletmonster is in fact the janitor who told the bullies to stop fucking with piss pants. then theres one more story where the fat kid who played DONKEYLIPS on salute your shorts collects flies and makes this mini fly town in his basement. first he steals this super manure from some old asshole with a gun, who grows like 10 foot carrots and basketball sized tomatoes from this manure or something. then he feeds it to the flies before he pulls their wings off and puts them in his project. this thing looked awesome and i wish i had an idea as cool as this, or the time to do something like it, cuz there was like a fly church with all these flies in pews and there was this fly bar where they were all on barstools. fucking intense. so then the next day he feeds this fly cookie to a popular girl and gets suspended, his mom throws out his fly town and he goes to get more manure but the creepy guy with the gun is nice and brings him inside to clean a cut on his hand and give him this 'special batch' of the manure. so donkeylips finds this flypaper outside his window and is like 'they forgot i had this, a ha ha ha' and so he pulls living flies off it and puts them in the super manure. he wakes up in the middle of the night to these giant flies, and his parents hear screaming and they come in and find these flies have pulled his arms off and are carrying them away. then it goes to this scene where hes laying down and it looks like it was a bad dream or something but it zooms out and he pulls a hook arm up and scratched his face with it. pretty fucking crazy movie, i don't know why i never knew about it way back when. oh and theres this part where hes hallucinating tv shows and there are like flies attacking him, then it shows this clip of growing pains where mike seever grabs this fly and his sister is like 'gross!!' and he looks into the camera and says "its not gross, its for GORDY!" (the kids name, duh) what the fuck.
tonight: THE WILLIES.
whoa, this shit is fucked. theres these kids in a tent telling ghost stories and the first few are popular urban legends, dog in the microwave, fried rat in the bucket of chicken... and one of the kids says he has a good one that is real scary. its sean astin and someone throws in a goonies joke : "is this gonna be as boring as the one about you and some other kids finding a lost pirate ship?" "no, this one is better." he tells a story about this kid who gets picked on in like 5th grade by these other kids, one of whom is wearing an iron maiden shirt and eventually the kid finds this monster in a bathroom stall and no one believes him. he pisses his pants and tells the teacher, who checks it out and tells him hes a liar before the toilet monster gets her. then these kids who bullied him are like 'wheres miss titmarch" and then they go in the bathroom after he says theres a monster and they all get eaten. turns out ol toiletmonster is in fact the janitor who told the bullies to stop fucking with piss pants. then theres one more story where the fat kid who played DONKEYLIPS on salute your shorts collects flies and makes this mini fly town in his basement. first he steals this super manure from some old asshole with a gun, who grows like 10 foot carrots and basketball sized tomatoes from this manure or something. then he feeds it to the flies before he pulls their wings off and puts them in his project. this thing looked awesome and i wish i had an idea as cool as this, or the time to do something like it, cuz there was like a fly church with all these flies in pews and there was this fly bar where they were all on barstools. fucking intense. so then the next day he feeds this fly cookie to a popular girl and gets suspended, his mom throws out his fly town and he goes to get more manure but the creepy guy with the gun is nice and brings him inside to clean a cut on his hand and give him this 'special batch' of the manure. so donkeylips finds this flypaper outside his window and is like 'they forgot i had this, a ha ha ha' and so he pulls living flies off it and puts them in the super manure. he wakes up in the middle of the night to these giant flies, and his parents hear screaming and they come in and find these flies have pulled his arms off and are carrying them away. then it goes to this scene where hes laying down and it looks like it was a bad dream or something but it zooms out and he pulls a hook arm up and scratched his face with it. pretty fucking crazy movie, i don't know why i never knew about it way back when. oh and theres this part where hes hallucinating tv shows and there are like flies attacking him, then it shows this clip of growing pains where mike seever grabs this fly and his sister is like 'gross!!' and he looks into the camera and says "its not gross, its for GORDY!" (the kids name, duh) what the fuck.
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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody jammin' to? Part III
« on: November 28, 2008, 02:13:36 AM »
whitehouse is great. went through a pretty big whitehouse 'phase' for about 6 or 7 years.
still dig em very much, all of the records, each incarnation. there's not really much bad in the whole lot of it. i liked a lot that they would do a couple albums that sounded like they were treading similar waters, then move on to make a few more albums that sounded completely different but in their own sound. and it seemed to progress all the way to the end. birthdeath experience is a great album, racket is a great album, and so are all the ones in between.
saw em twice a couple years ago, spaced by about 6 months between shows. almost went on a road trip to see em in ohio in 01, but they cancelled. then they seemed to have this bout where they would announce shows here and there and then cancel them a few weeks after announcing them. when the night came to finally see them, it was like christmas as a child or something. i was so anxious that i ended up drinking way more than i should have, and when i was standing up front waiting for them to come out and actually play the thought crossed my mind that i was probably too drunk and maybe i should go throw up in the toilet, but realized i probably wouldn't have as good a spot in the front if i went to do that. got an inside tip that the venue had 'hired' plainclothes security to keep things in control, as in the past violence was a HUGE factor in the live show and the last time they played there in the early '90s they had to escape and hide in the upper level of the building and the main floor was covered in broken glass. security kept the crowd pretty normal, though only a minute into things a girl who i found out came out from missiouri started a fight with three people, including me who she choked. pretty awesome.
my only complaint was that when the time came for william to belt out the final line to the song of the same name, instead of screeching "WHY YOU NEVER BECAME A DANCER!" he quietly mumbled "why.. you... never.. became.. what.. you... wanted.. to.. be." got over that pretty quick though.
the show a few months later was pretty much the same set, though they replaced 'rock and roll' with 'tit pulp'...
consumer electronics played in chicago a few months ago. i don't listen to the recordings as much (well, the old stuff is way different, and the new record he did the other year is 2 side long instrumentals) but at the live show philip had the same energy/vocal delivery he did with whitehouse. pretty solid 15 or so minute set. before the show started they played the peter sotos 'movie' WAITRESS which i had been pretty interested in for a couple years since i heard he had been playing it at readings in europe and a couple other places. seemed to make plenty of people uncomfortable/bored, but there was a small amount of people who watched it all the way through as well. ended up getting invited to go out drinking with peter and philip afterwards, which was pretty surreal to say the least...
never got into incapacitants though. that ad is funny though, 'box is stupid' is a great title.
still dig em very much, all of the records, each incarnation. there's not really much bad in the whole lot of it. i liked a lot that they would do a couple albums that sounded like they were treading similar waters, then move on to make a few more albums that sounded completely different but in their own sound. and it seemed to progress all the way to the end. birthdeath experience is a great album, racket is a great album, and so are all the ones in between.
saw em twice a couple years ago, spaced by about 6 months between shows. almost went on a road trip to see em in ohio in 01, but they cancelled. then they seemed to have this bout where they would announce shows here and there and then cancel them a few weeks after announcing them. when the night came to finally see them, it was like christmas as a child or something. i was so anxious that i ended up drinking way more than i should have, and when i was standing up front waiting for them to come out and actually play the thought crossed my mind that i was probably too drunk and maybe i should go throw up in the toilet, but realized i probably wouldn't have as good a spot in the front if i went to do that. got an inside tip that the venue had 'hired' plainclothes security to keep things in control, as in the past violence was a HUGE factor in the live show and the last time they played there in the early '90s they had to escape and hide in the upper level of the building and the main floor was covered in broken glass. security kept the crowd pretty normal, though only a minute into things a girl who i found out came out from missiouri started a fight with three people, including me who she choked. pretty awesome.
my only complaint was that when the time came for william to belt out the final line to the song of the same name, instead of screeching "WHY YOU NEVER BECAME A DANCER!" he quietly mumbled "why.. you... never.. became.. what.. you... wanted.. to.. be." got over that pretty quick though.
the show a few months later was pretty much the same set, though they replaced 'rock and roll' with 'tit pulp'...
consumer electronics played in chicago a few months ago. i don't listen to the recordings as much (well, the old stuff is way different, and the new record he did the other year is 2 side long instrumentals) but at the live show philip had the same energy/vocal delivery he did with whitehouse. pretty solid 15 or so minute set. before the show started they played the peter sotos 'movie' WAITRESS which i had been pretty interested in for a couple years since i heard he had been playing it at readings in europe and a couple other places. seemed to make plenty of people uncomfortable/bored, but there was a small amount of people who watched it all the way through as well. ended up getting invited to go out drinking with peter and philip afterwards, which was pretty surreal to say the least...
never got into incapacitants though. that ad is funny though, 'box is stupid' is a great title.
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Music Shit / Re: Popular/Commercial Music Just Hit a New Low
« on: November 27, 2008, 07:35:17 PM »
that lfo video seems more on par with the 'average bullshit' that was going around about 10 years ago. dont know if that songs new or not, but if it is they did a good job putting their lem, third eye blind and sugar ray (et al) records in a blender and bringing BULLSHIT to a whole new level. great job.
the brokencyde thing... what the fuck?? i wouldn't imagine such a thing could ever exist. and would be very well off had i not seen such a thing. didn't watch the whole thing. watched aboit 5 seconds jumping the spot in the video around. uggggh.
the brokencyde thing... what the fuck?? i wouldn't imagine such a thing could ever exist. and would be very well off had i not seen such a thing. didn't watch the whole thing. watched aboit 5 seconds jumping the spot in the video around. uggggh.
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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody jammin' to? Part III
« on: November 27, 2008, 02:19:51 PM »
extreme music from women is awesome! despite the flukes that william bennet did the music for a lot of the women presented, and then sold it as all females only. i know a guy that collaborated/played on one of those tracks for his then girlfriend, too. mark hejnar was supposed to release a documentary of the (short) tour they did for that, but just like his in progress forever GG documentary, it'll probably never happen.
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Royal Trux vinyl reissues....
« on: November 26, 2008, 06:35:47 AM »
i know i did. good thing i don't trust dated reviews. total jammers.
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Royal Trux vinyl reissues....
« on: November 26, 2008, 05:55:14 AM »
lil bit of both i think, but if its something that the 'new legions' are able to come across at a less price than the original out of print going rate, its probably gonna end up cheaper. in some situations.
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: NOBUNNY "LOVE VISIONS" LP + CD ARE IN!
« on: November 26, 2008, 05:53:15 AM »
if you wear that shirt to a party it'll probably get you laid, or pretty close. guy or girl. mostly due to people's misconception of its meaning that come up to you, read it, and say "oooh that's so sad!"
i outgrew the one i was given in '04, or so i thought until i was going through my shirts and tried it on again the other month. wore it to a party and 3 different girls used it as conversation starter, 2 of em had boyfriends and spent more time talking to me than they did them.
THANX JUSTIN.
i outgrew the one i was given in '04, or so i thought until i was going through my shirts and tried it on again the other month. wore it to a party and 3 different girls used it as conversation starter, 2 of em had boyfriends and spent more time talking to me than they did them.
THANX JUSTIN.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Berlin
« on: November 26, 2008, 05:18:02 AM »
i heard from a girl who was going to spend all of last winter there that a lot of people are still on 'bad drugs' and steal your shit. she left after a month of what was gonna be a 3 month stay cuz they not only took alla her shit but they swindled her out of the money she had too. people she stayed with.
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can you still solicit handjobs from 15 year old girls outside the banhoff zoo? or did they clean that area up yet?
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can you still solicit handjobs from 15 year old girls outside the banhoff zoo? or did they clean that area up yet?
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Movies I've been in
« on: November 26, 2008, 05:12:02 AM »
was in a music video which i heard played on mtv in germany or something. only for a second. but there are at least a dozen people who after seeing it told me was 'the best part' of it. i don't agree, but whatever!! thats cool.
the director of the video shoot a full length movie that fall and needed some people to fill parts. so i went and played a guy at a party who also finds this girl dead and tries to wake her up. luckily he cut the part where i was interacting with the 'corpse'... i didn't like my performance.
they both played a couple times in the chicago underground film fest. i took a girl i had just met to the movie on some kind of pseudo-date, then she took me to a house that she said was hers but wasn't and made me quesadillas afterwards. there was no running water. we were totally best friends after that.
it's embarrassing but i am on the imdb for the movie. no link. neither of them were released on anything other than dvd-rs though, so i don't even think it counts. or maybe it halfway-counts.
i can't remember if i've been in any other movies, but i wish i coulda been a child actor. thats one thing about getting old that bums me out, that my parents never tried to push me into showbusiness or nothin'
the director of the video shoot a full length movie that fall and needed some people to fill parts. so i went and played a guy at a party who also finds this girl dead and tries to wake her up. luckily he cut the part where i was interacting with the 'corpse'... i didn't like my performance.
they both played a couple times in the chicago underground film fest. i took a girl i had just met to the movie on some kind of pseudo-date, then she took me to a house that she said was hers but wasn't and made me quesadillas afterwards. there was no running water. we were totally best friends after that.
it's embarrassing but i am on the imdb for the movie. no link. neither of them were released on anything other than dvd-rs though, so i don't even think it counts. or maybe it halfway-counts.
i can't remember if i've been in any other movies, but i wish i coulda been a child actor. thats one thing about getting old that bums me out, that my parents never tried to push me into showbusiness or nothin'
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Music Shit / Re: SALLY JESSY RAPHAEL IS FAG COP
« on: November 25, 2008, 04:49:36 PM »
WALLY GEORGE. HOT SEAT.
thats all
thats all
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Mad Planet in Milwaukee
« on: November 25, 2008, 02:37:06 PM »
yeah i figured it to be a typo... then i looked at their website and saw mad planet listed. case closed.
BP catches a lot of flack for being a dick or whatever, but thats probably just by people in bands who asked him without any prior experience with him if they could play the (insert big or semi-well known band name) show and got turned down.
most under appreciated man in chicago, maybe! i wanted to host an awards ceremony the other year and wanted to surprise him with a plaque or something and have him be the guest of honor. all these ideas!! nowhere to fulfill them at.
BP catches a lot of flack for being a dick or whatever, but thats probably just by people in bands who asked him without any prior experience with him if they could play the (insert big or semi-well known band name) show and got turned down.
most under appreciated man in chicago, maybe! i wanted to host an awards ceremony the other year and wanted to surprise him with a plaque or something and have him be the guest of honor. all these ideas!! nowhere to fulfill them at.
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Music Shit / Re: ebonics
« on: November 25, 2008, 02:29:20 PM »
i'm outing NICK BOUGAS as the artist on all those similar looking racist pictures that are findable on one of those big white power websites. i don't know if he was trying to keep it secret, but it didn't help that he used the same picture in some jewish drawing as one of the people on the cover of the reprint of the Answer Me! The First Three book.
oh well.
but he also 'directed' the goddess bunny documentary. haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtA0EeO8e94
oh well.
but he also 'directed' the goddess bunny documentary. haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtA0EeO8e94
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Music Shit / Re: SALLY JESSY RAPHAEL IS FAG COP
« on: November 25, 2008, 02:26:30 PM »
i think he started sometime around last spring or summer, probably. thats when i found it too. its a really good way to pass an hour in my otherwise usually uneventful days. this season has been pretty brutal, but occasionally it seems like its starting to get too 'jerry-ish' with people running at each other and starting fights with their uncle molesters or daughters deadbeat husbands or whatever. still, this shit is INTENSE and i'm surprised they let this show on the air before 10 pm. wow.
