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Messages - Virgin Killer

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Erick I'm trying to pass the ceremonial peace pipe stop being difficult
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I'm never out of weed. Now Kevin, there's a generous guy who's always good for it.

Erick I can mail you some weed if you lighten up but I wanna see it on a tab goshdurn it.

Why'd you delete the Erick complaint thread? I had more.
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I can't wait to say this to your face. And then sue you because we live in a civilized nation of laws and assault because someone criticizes you is illegal and might I say Trump-like?
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Veep is about the human animal and what a piece of shit he/she is. Also it's about comedic acting/timing/directing/scripting. It's about the human condition manacled by vested interests. It's about freedom and identity politics. It's about the gallows black pursuit of power. It's about the glass ceiling. It's about that bad hair day we've all had. It's about the people we surround ourselves with, and where would we be without them? It's about pageantry. It's about Manila envelopes. It's about torrid lust in a sterile vacuum. It's about dry crackling wit. It's about that dude who talks about fucking your girlfriend. It's about gossip. It's about insults.
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I'm sorry, Erick, if I hurt your feelings. What I omitted was that although you are annoying (and you know it, you whip you), I've often enjoyed it. Maybe you could find it in you to reflect on how your passive-aggressive smugness and rarefied air of presumption about me when you rarely bate your breath to ask me a question about how I'm doing and instead incessantly prattle on about yourself could be abrasive, put you in an unfair vantage to judge me, and hurt my feelings. But if you can't, that's okay. Best wishes.
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Most nice people have a threshold. I always heard you out because I'm civil. You started the mud slinging man.
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Aw shucks. Now I feel bad. You slander me, Erick. You don't know shit about me and you don't care. I can live with that. Because you suck.

You can't intimidate me. What are you, 7?
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Next time I'm in NY, I'll happily hit you up and tell you this to your face, then witnesses can watch you sucker punch me so I can sue the tits off you.
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No one believes you. No one likes you. That's why you get chronically fired. I've never yammered on to you in my life, because I don't yammer on to losers. It's great when somebody with no credibility lies about you on Termbo.
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You never attacked me? I'd be shocked if you weren't so characteristically oblivious that I'm not.
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Wow. Nice to see you to, Manny.

What the fuck is your problem? I could guess, but I don't really care.

Way to deconstruct me, dude, I'm a puddle over here.

I've never asked anyone to be banned. You know why? Cuz I'm not a pussy.... (the ellipsis is there to infer that you are, in fact, a pussy).

So, please! Keep on insulting me. Maybe watch some eps of Veep to brush up on your insult skills. Or just continue your crusade against the war criminals of this world. The Hague awaits your arrival with trembling anticipation.

Wait a minute. Cab ride? Weed? Yeah dude, you work so hard. Oh wait, you've never had a job. And I always have weed. Did I fuck your girlfriend by mistake? What's up your dick-hole? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. And therein lies the rub.

Signed,

His Preeminence,

The Czar Of Wit







p.s. I'm going light on you. So chill the fuck out, you fucking pussy.

Listen you presumptuous cum-smuggler, I've had plenty of jobs and none of them were as grating as listening to your entitled ass plop down on my couch without invitation and go on about unemployment and how you're better than everyone who's employed. And you haven't fucked anyone's girlfriend so stop fronting. Go lose your teeth somewhere.
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You know what else could use some "side-eye?" Your life's masquerade as some preeminent czar of wit, when really every self-respecting person is just incredulous at how petty, narcissistic and whiny someone can be while smoking all your weed. Glad somebody gave you a radio show, now you can gab about being a self-avowed nuisance to scores of listeners who don't have to humor you with audible cues.

Also, where's that $$ you owe me for that cab ride, you cheap fuck? You can PayPal it to eatmycheesedick@gmail.com.

Patiently awaiting your inevitable meltdown and request for ban. Good day, sir.
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Buzzwords don't buzz by themselves. You have to buzz them.
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Don't confabulate what's written for all to see. You may have started it on Termbo, but I took your show down a notch pretty innocuously a page ago and started this, prompting you to wonder what buzzwords are.

It's ironic that you immediately follow demurring to clown by clowning.

If you're gonna walk back your bs, let's be thorough. Your evaluation of SV is not just superficial, it's wrong. Here are two examples of three dimensional character writing on the show. First we're lead to believe Richard is a pushover, then he starts lashing out in board meetings, except ineptly, and you see he can actually direct his anxiety outward. He's a pot of anxiety that occasionally boils over in awkward, funny ways. Two. The Ehrlich character is first presented as an arrogant, uselessly lucky primadonna, until the writers use these traits to show he can also be articulate and so-crazy-it-works brazen. Comedy.

I won't take pointers on having a sense of humor from a guy who regularly can't take a joke and is currently secreting condescension. You're better than this. And don't act like you're above debating tripe.

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