i'm sure this isn't what you wanted but i plugged it into google translate out of curiousity:
"Mickey Mouse, but a mouse is one of those new groups in Chicago that the secret to make us addicted. Mickey has in its ranks Mac Blackout (former front man of the Daily Void) and other members to resume full. But rather than making unnecessary name-dropping, we focus on their music. A Glam-Punk felt well, with just what he needed Lo-Fi. The ghost of Marc Bolan seems to hover over this group which can already boast a 7 "newly released on Hozac."
My French isn't great, it's already got enough English you can tell what they're saying, and the google translation is pretty much fine. But i can't resist giving it shot... I'd say:
"Mickey is more than a mouse, it's one of those new bands in Chicago who have the secret to make us hooked. Mickey features Mac Blackout (ex Daily Void frontman) and other members with full CV's. But instead of useless name-dropping, let's concentrate on their music. It's convincing glam-punk, with exactly what Lo-Fi requires. The ghost of Marc Bolan seems to hover above the band who can brag of already having a new 7" on Hozac."