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Non-Music Shit / Re: Christmas Eve dinner

« on: December 24, 2008, 09:48:51 PM »

my dad cut off mr. t while driving and he gave him the finger

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Jerking off in a cold lonely apartment

« on: December 24, 2008, 08:55:56 PM »

sorry drew.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: A story for Christmas eve

« on: December 24, 2008, 08:54:49 PM »

Apparently there's not much difference between Italians and Greeks.

i could see that. my papu (greek for grandfather) hated cigarettes and once found out that one of his kids had been smoking in the basement. so when my dad and his friends came home, there was a cigarette hanging from a string on the ceiling and a sign that read "NO SMOK."

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Slabtown Bender 09 - Portland, Feb 6-8

« on: December 23, 2008, 02:21:08 PM »

ahh i can't wait!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Who has to work the day after xmas?

« on: December 23, 2008, 11:53:01 AM »

Better drink that Sparks while you still can, babe.

drank sparks two nights ago and thought it tasted like old chinese food. i'm over it.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Who has to work the day after xmas?

« on: December 23, 2008, 11:25:34 AM »

i work x-mas eve and x-mas post but it's at a record store for godssake so i think i'll just get drunk both days. on x-mas spirit, of course.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Psyche is the new Powerpop.

« on: December 21, 2008, 08:18:49 PM »

i'm obsessed with gandalf right now

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Non-Music Shit / Re: best real names

« on: December 21, 2008, 08:58:25 AM »

tess stickles

that's so not a real name

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Non-Music Shit / Re: best real names

« on: December 21, 2008, 08:01:43 AM »

when i was in 15, me and my friends would smoke weed in the park and this park ranger would always fuck with us. his name was Dick Semen and he had a dog named Brandy.

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Pop Punk / Re: BEATLES - "RUBBER SOUL" and "WHITE ALBUM" SEALED ORIGINAL

« on: December 20, 2008, 02:11:47 AM »

ps i'm posting this for a friend, i've already been informed how ridiculously high he's starting the bid and i'll relay the info

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Pop Punk / BEATLES - "RUBBER SOUL" and "WHITE ALBUM" SEALED ORIGINAL

« on: December 19, 2008, 10:00:26 PM »

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Movies I've been watching

« on: December 19, 2008, 09:51:16 PM »

the fabulous stains sucking is what makes it such a cult classic. but yeah, it's retarded. and black randy acts like such a pussy in it. they never get punk right in movies, even the bad ones. EXCEPT for desperate teenage lovedolls.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: SPARKS = DEAD

« on: December 19, 2008, 09:13:10 PM »

This is so fucking sad. But not really.
Rare Form my drunk new band is writing a song called "The Death of Sparks."

whoa, you have a drunk band? i used to have a drunk band called "the teenage elephants" and we would do covers of girl group and bo diddley songs with various real and makeshift instruments. we fell apart eventually, for personal reasons and the fact that we sounded really drunk.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: SPARKS = DEAD

« on: December 18, 2008, 04:19:53 PM »

i don't see why sparks is so loathed. all you sturdy boys who can drink anyone under the table can't handle a sparks or two? ahh well sparks and whiskey is kinda fucked up..

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Non-Music Shit / Re: SPARKS = DEAD

« on: December 18, 2008, 12:37:24 PM »

Sparks is for serious drinkers who don't wanna buy coke. 

Sparks is for fags and chicks that don't like beer.

all true... i'm very sad about this. i'm probably gonna stop drinking for a while and just start smoking tons of weed