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Non-Music Shit / Apartment for rent in my building; Bushwick/Brooklyn

« on: January 06, 2009, 12:39:34 PM »

My landlord gave me a call and informed me that the girls across the hall from me are moving out and gave me the heads up so I could find someone to fill the room before they actually have to leave. I'm trying my damndest to find anybody to swipe this room before a total douche bag ends up swooping in for the kill. The building is super small. It only has four apartments in the entire building and me and some friends currently already have two of the four occupied. Soooo if we snag this one we'll dominate building. But anyways, enough rambling here's some specs:

Three bedroom apartment $1550 a month NOT including utilities. Its off the MYRTLE/WYCOFF stop on the L or M train. Two 24 hour deli's less than a two minute walk away from the apartment as well as 24 hour laundry across the street. So that being said you can get fucked up AND do your laundry any time you want with no hassle and very little walking!! If you would like to know more about the apartment just message me and I'll send you my landlord's number.

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Music Shit / Becks: The Official Termbo Beverage

« on: December 27, 2008, 11:53:14 AM »

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Non-Music Shit / Jerking off in a cold lonely apartment

« on: December 24, 2008, 06:53:46 PM »

I just got done cleaning my toilet as an early present to myself.

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Non-Music Shit / Too cold to poop

« on: December 03, 2008, 09:36:36 PM »

NOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT!

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Non-Music Shit / I just found out...

« on: November 06, 2008, 02:53:00 PM »

I've been seeing the guitar player from Action Action's girlfriend for the past month and a half.

I guess I'm mostly just surprised that anyone in that band is actually straight.

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Non-Music Shit / Bad gas, stolen phone, and broken computer

« on: November 04, 2008, 01:59:57 PM »

My phone got stolen today at work, I can't stop farting, and I can only termbo at work on my co-workers laptop because my monitor is busted.

BULLSHIT!

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Non-Music Shit / Sitercise

« on: October 10, 2008, 08:40:54 PM »

This has to be one of the best random Salvation Army record purchases I've made in a while. Pretty god damn retarded.

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Non-Music Shit / Worst day ever

« on: October 02, 2008, 05:13:53 PM »

Had a dentist appointment today for a root canal and realized half way to the office I had to shit like crazy. I show up at around 10:27 and my appointment is at 10:30 so I'm left with three minutes to evacuate before I need to be drilled and tortured. So I go to the Men's room door. Locked. I stand there for my three minutes of freedom and still nothing. I let the people at the front desk know I'm waiting for the bathroom and I wait about five more minutes. I knock. No answer. Eventually I just end up using the super secret employee bathroom and run in for a quick poo. Thinking I'm safe, for at least an hour before the next strike I begin to worry only about my root canal and not about my root canal and shitting my pants. So about half way through the procedure I get a double whammy. 1) My Novocaine starts to ware off, and 2) I think the startling shock to my body with the jolt of pain due to the Novocaine it woke up the shitter and this time it was twice as fierce as the first. So I'm getting drilled and clenching my fists due to a mixture of pain and also putting all my mental concentration toward not shitting myself in the dentist chair. I keep panicing in my head wondering how I could possibly stop them in the middle of the procedure so I can poop and of course the more I panic the more I have to poop. Eventually the feeling went away until after they were finally done, but for those fifteen minutes I was in my very own personal Hell.

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