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Non-Music Shit / Re: Punks in movies

« on: November 10, 2009, 11:04:58 AM »

Punk boobs>regular boobs

how about this, small punk boobs, or average to big sized regular boobs?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Open Letter to "Back To The Future:Part 2"

« on: November 10, 2009, 11:02:57 AM »

needles, fuck you

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Cities / Re: ATTN: NYC

« on: November 10, 2009, 11:01:28 AM »

yes please

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Cities / Re: NYC late winter?

« on: November 10, 2009, 11:00:31 AM »

Hey any of you heads drink at Max Fish?

douche central. not worth it.

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Cities / Re: nyc jobs

« on: November 10, 2009, 10:59:13 AM »

sell pills.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Passing out with a full beer in hand

« on: November 09, 2009, 01:32:55 PM »

My friend did this and ruined her brand new cell phone.

this is how i ruined my last computer

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Brooklyn / Monday - Djin' at Enids tonight with Daniel Dimaggio

« on: November 09, 2009, 01:30:11 PM »

i went to school with a dan dimaggio. he was obsessed with wrestling and the wipers.

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Music Shit / Re: NEW Slayer album

« on: November 07, 2009, 09:17:07 AM »

Slayer/Motorhead on the South of Heaven tour is an all-time musical highpoint for me.

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Music Shit / Re: Cult of Youth?

« on: November 07, 2009, 09:15:54 AM »

i've seen em live once and they were fantastic, and i'm not even into that type of music. who knows, maybe i'm biased because i'm friends with the main dude.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: NYC, Thurs Nov 12: free Spits / Dan Melchior show

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:18:11 PM »

god damn  ballsac missing the god damn fucking spits again fuck life fuck shit balls

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: 11/7 DOUBLE NEGATIVE -/- & POLLUTION brooklyn, NY

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:17:07 PM »

you'll see me saturday fer sher

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / nyc/bkny - CLUSTERFUCKED 11/12

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:16:27 PM »

after the spits, rock out here.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: How old were you?

« on: November 05, 2009, 08:37:37 AM »

old as shit

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Honestly, how often do you?

« on: November 05, 2009, 08:35:46 AM »

once i was with an ex and she was teasing the shit outta me for a couple hours, not letting me CLOWN ON THE BITCH and not blowing me but just teasing and teasing, and then she suddenly dropped me off on the side of the street.  i always thought blue balls were a myth, but i was walking around like a bow legged cowboy and in some serious pain.  i hobbled to the closest public bathroom and gave it a couple pulls and the fucker shot off like a fire hose, blasting jizz all over the walls of the shitter for a good 30 seconds or so.  painful, it felt like it was burning the lining right out of my urethra! 

anyways, blue balls = the real deal.

no wonder she's an ex. fuck this broad.

by the way, in the great words of gg, i fuck myself cuz i'm the best.

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Cities / Re: ATTN: NYC!

« on: November 05, 2009, 08:32:28 AM »

yo ben. come by today, and we'll go.