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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 01:39:37 PM »

Those were the mangina twins.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 11:12:49 AM »

Eric stays on top of trends so he can bitch about them. He's truly an 80s Man.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 10:39:38 AM »

And that's the striped shirt I was talking about earlier in the thread. Things are sorta circular, like a good burger with evenly spaced bite marks.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 09:03:41 AM »

I remember a night in Milwaukee late in Eric's tenure there where he basically hated everyone except a couple people and most people weren't all too jazzed about him,,,, and me, Eric and Vint were drinking whiskey and hanging out around some Riverwest Ghetto Firepit. Vint was harassing some idiot girl, and Eric and I thought it was funny, so we went to my car, smoked weed, drank a ton more whiskey, and talked about how much everyone else sucked and how stupid they were and the idiocy of humanity and the bad vibes contained in whiskey. This went on for a few hours, and for some reason I just remembered it, as I'm usually not antisocial. Me, Vint and Eric + whiskey = badder than normal vibage for me.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 08:53:53 AM »

The first time I met Eric he and his buddy unlocked a comic book store in the middle of the night and said I could take anything I wanted. Unfortunately, the store stunk and all I got was maybe a copy of "Eightball" or something like that. Then we walked half way to a makeout party that wasn't a makeout party anyway and it was too cold so fuck it. And then Richard Adventure got stinkfiner offa an 18 year old Sheboygan girl in the laundry room. Eric's fingers stunk because he picked his butt. In the morning, we threw apples at cars.  

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 08:50:26 AM »

This one time, Eric bitched to me about fashion jerks and then took 3 hours to pick out a striped shirt.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 07:23:47 AM »

No, guys, I'm pretty sure it was "a vagina" or "vaginas" or "some vaginal thing." Another time, he whispered the word "pizza."

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 14, 2005, 06:05:19 AM »

This one time, I heard Eric express interest in a vagina, or possibly it was vaginas in general.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: The Eric Lastname Thread

« on: December 13, 2005, 01:12:11 PM »

This one time, Eric expressed his frustration with humanity to me.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Soriano, what's yer take on....

« on: December 07, 2005, 01:34:23 PM »

Strutter and Deuce are good riffs, and there are some funny/cheesy lines, but you don't need to listen to KISS at all - your life will still be complete.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Soriano, what's yer take on....

« on: December 06, 2005, 02:58:36 PM »

I'm no SS, but Casey, you need to learn how to fuck on camera the "normal" way before bringing a goat, bowling pin, or hiccuping soupstick before the lens.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: December 06, 2005, 12:15:38 PM »

That's funny - I was thinking of the same Asian dude! Too bad that place closed up. I blame the Demons - definitely not Holy Shit!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: December 06, 2005, 09:19:14 AM »

This is true - there is no higher honor afforded humanity.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: December 06, 2005, 08:58:53 AM »

Troy - if you don't know now, you never will.

All Knights are both rockers and dudes. Gus is a lot of both.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: December 06, 2005, 08:35:22 AM »

Neither is necessarily cooler. Most people are a mix, of course, but here's an example:

Rocker - Stiv Bators (not at all a dude)
Dude - Lee Marvin (a little rocker, totally a dude)