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Cities / Re: RELOCATION - AKA prayer to internet

« on: December 17, 2014, 02:11:56 PM »

CURRENTLY SEEKING SPIRITUAL SHELTER AND DRUGS

Some people contacted me from my post. Thank you. I might be seeing yo azz. Three quick points to make:

1. I've gone insane and am now living in my automobile. Traveling through TEJAS at the moment. Traveling through AZ, NM, CO, UT, NV, CA, OR + WA in the coming months (01/2015 - 06/2015). Wherever it's warm and not shitty.

2. Writing songs in the woods and taking up smoking crack and learning how to make fire and seeing shows and hanging with cool people. Be in my band!

3. I NEED MONEY TO EAT I WILL WORK I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICK IF THATS WHAT WE NEED TO HAPPEN I AM AN ACCOMPLISHED PROFESSIONAL WRITER AND ARTISTE AND DRUNKARD AND I HAVE SKILLS LIKE YOU WOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE I CAN DIG AND PUSH AND SEW AND SORT AND SELL AND CHEW AND WAIT AND SERVE AND WHATEVER IS OK.


If you wanna hang out, hit me up: nathanloudisalive [at] gmail.com or 857 244 fifteen 96

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Cities / Re: RELOCATION - AKA prayer to internet

« on: June 10, 2014, 05:46:36 PM »

ultra harsh climates? check!
bad ass jobs? no check!

you could live in a geodesic dome though

Where are you, and is it "fresh"?

Tucson has lots of what you're lookin' for....aside from the hot summers.

Can I find musicians to do my bidding?

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Cities / RELOCATION - AKA prayer to internet

« on: June 04, 2014, 06:05:18 PM »

Curious about relocating the fuck out of here. Seeking your recommendations.

I'm thinking West Coast, but open to whatever, including wherever.

Wond'ring>>>>>

Anyone need a guitar/drum/bass player?
Anyone have a hookup for a decent job? (I can do everything except slave culture.)
What are cities with tons of rad people and reasonable housing?

DOWN TO...
Tour 8 months/year.
Take a badass job.
Live in a house with a porch.
Live in a geodesic dome.
Do drugs with legal immunity.

NOT DOWN TO...
Have a boss with a faux hawk.
Have to drive everywhere.
Never see good shows.
Endure ultra-harsh climates.
Get my ass kicked at the gas station.

Genuinely interested in your expertise...

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Cities / Re: Lawrence, ks

« on: June 02, 2014, 08:45:26 PM »

HC/DIY exists, sorta  FAG COP still lives there, go to the replay lounge, it's a pinball bar

Correction! FAG COP does not live there. But I used to live there. Nice place to visit.

As far as I know, not a lot of music stuff is happening at the moment. But I'm out of the loop. Haven't seen any hardcore in Lawrence since GWB's administration. KCMO has more hardcore/DIY shit.

Replay Lounge is a solid bet, though it's gotten more bourgeois in recent years. Guitar player from Mouthbreathers/Blood on the Wall runs a killer taco stand there called TACO ZONE. Highly recommended.

Love Garden is essential. Keep your eyes peeled for Acid Rob and the Honk for Hemp guy.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Catholic Spray tour dates - Midwest, East Coast, South, Gonerfest 08/30 - 09/28

« on: August 26, 2013, 07:24:42 PM »

Really stoked to throw this show at The Replay Lounge in sunny Lawrence, KS-- my 2nd favorite bar on the planet.

KC/LFK folks, get there, for the magician alone.

TIME OR SUCH:

10 - UZIS
1030 - KILLER BLOW
11 - WAYNE PAIN AND HIS SHIT STAINS
1145 - BURIAL TEENS
1230 - (Ex-) FAG COP
1 - CATHOLIC SPRAY

$3

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Catholic Spray tour dates - Midwest, East Coast, South, Gonerfest 08/30 - 09/28

« on: August 17, 2013, 01:33:28 PM »

DUDE!  Why you hitting faggy ass Gainesville instead of O-Town?

I didn't book the tour and we're not playing Florida. But these dudes are cool dudes and their music is damaged. I have literally bet money on a certain Catholic Spray-er's chance of arrest and deportation. Go see them if you can.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Catholic Spray tour dates - Midwest, East Coast, South, Gonerfest 08/30 - 09/28

« on: August 16, 2013, 01:30:59 PM »

Sorry, we can't do it. Our bass player is getting reassignment surgery.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Catholic Spray tour dates - Midwest, East Coast, South, Gonerfest 08/30 - 09/28

« on: August 13, 2013, 03:40:45 PM »

FAG COP is doing some dates with our dirty French dawgs.

Taken from their internet page today:

This time we do USA and we'll write a book about every Wendy's in the country.

All "#" are still available dates, get in touch if you want us to play roughly on that road > catholicsprayparis@gmail.com

More infos to come.

///////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Bandcamp : http://catholicspray.bandcamp.com/
Facebook : http://www.facebook.com/catholicspray
Shows : http://catholicspray.tumblr.com/


?? FRI 30 - KANSAS CITY - BBQ House Party w/ Fag Cop, Eunuch, Nature Boys...
>>https://www.facebook.com/events/282366211904513/?notif_t=plan_edited
?? SAT 31 - LAWRENCE - FESTIVAL OF SLIME @ Replay Lounge w/ Fag Cop, Eunuch, Burial Teens, Wayne Pain & The Shit Stains, Killer Blow
?? SUN 01 - IOWA CITY - House Party w/ Fag Cop +Solid Attitude
?? MON 02 - MINNEAPOLIS - Sound Gallery w/ Fag Cop
?? TUE 03 - MILWAUKEE - Bremen Cafe w/ Fag Cop
>>https://www.facebook.com/events/446054765493307/?ref=notif&notif_t=plan_user_invited
?? WED 04 - CHICAGO - Permanent Records
?? WED 04 - CHICAGO - Animal Kingdom w/ Skymaul, Fag Cop...
>>https://www.facebook.com/events/494754517269198/
?? THU 05 - DETROIT - Painted Lady w/ Fag Cop
?? FRI 06 - CLEVELAND - Now That Class w/ Wooly Bullies & Fag Cop
?? SAT 07 - NYC - Death By Audio
# SUN 08 - NYC - HELP
?? MON 09 - PHILADELPHIA - Kung Fu Necktie
TUE 10 - D.C - The Velvet Lounge w/ The Ha-RanG
?? WED 11 - BRISTOL - TBA
>>https://www.facebook.com/events/460169157430085/?ref=3
?? THU 12 - ATLANTA - Star Bar w/ Derek Lyn Plastik
?? FRI 13 - GAINESVILLE - TBA w/ Waylon Thornton & The Heavy Hands, Cretin Girls
>>https://www.facebook.com/events/317982535005217/
?? SAT 14 - NEW ORLEANS - Saturn Bar
?? SUN 15 - NEW ORLEANS - Off
?? MON 16 - BEAUMONT - TBA
?? TUE 17 - HOUSTON - Super Happy Fun Land
?? WED 18 - SAN ANTONIO - Limelight w/ Eets Feats and guests
?? THU 19 - AUSTIN - Beerland w/ Eets Feats and guests
?? FRI 20 - SHREVEPORT - TBA
?? SAT 21 - FAYETTEVILLE - JRs Lightbulb Club
# SUN 22 - HELP
# MON 23 - HELP
?? TUE 24 - LOUISVILLE - The Rudyard Kipling
>>https://www.facebook.com/events/412848338824665/?context=create
# WED 25 - ?? Nashville ??
?? THU 26 - MEMPHIS - Gonerfest 10 w/ Guitar Wolf, Quintron, Tyvek, Ex-Cult, Octa#Grape...
?? SAT 28 - St. Louis - The Livery Company

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / FAG COP in California: SD 5/31, LA 6/1, BAY AREA 6/2

« on: April 11, 2013, 07:09:04 PM »

We're playing 3 shows in California to support our new LP on Batshit Records and to take acid and play in the ocean.

Not everything is booked "solid," so please PM or email homosexualpoliceofficer [at] gmail.com if you are interested in booking/playing with/hanging out.

Sincerely,

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: A new batch of FAG COP LPs are in the States

« on: April 08, 2013, 05:44:22 PM »

These are sold out now. Thanks to all. Stay real.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: A new batch of FAG COP LPs are in the States

« on: March 28, 2013, 08:46:15 PM »

All orders have shipped except for 1 Canadian. Some also available from select distros of noble breed.

There are 10 LPs left for sale in the USA. I really do not know if we'll get any more here from Le Euro Label.

And because the post office is a drag, these last 10'll go for $15 PPD in North America. Please PayPal homosexualpoliceofficer at gmail.

Also thinking about a releasing our new LP on Batshit in LA in May. Buzz me if you're DTF.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: A new batch of FAG COP LPs are in the States

« on: March 05, 2013, 06:23:23 PM »

Any copies of whispers left?

The Whispers From The Pantheon cassette, (not to be confused with the Whimpers From The Pantheon LP) was tour-only, so you will have to dig around some Belgian landfill. You can listen to side A here: http://fagcop.bandcamp.com/album/whispers-from-the-pantheon-volume-one-side-a

Copies of the LP are also on tour with the mighty MEAT MIST. Find them hereabouts:
March
5 Iowa City @ The Mill w/ NERV and Los Voltage
6 Minneapolis @ MEDUSA w/ Cokskar
7 Milwaukee @ SCHEME CITY w/ Life Puzzler, Soup Moat, Pansy
8 Chicago @ Plaines Project w/ Oozing Wound, Slag
9 Bloomington @ The Ream w/ Dracula Pils, The Tiger, Brains and Teeth
10 St. Louis @Mushmaus w/ Braining, Pink Socks, Britches

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / A new batch of FAG COP LPs are in the States

« on: March 03, 2013, 06:16:59 PM »

FAG COP'S 2012 LP "Whimpers from the Pantheon" - $12 PPD

Paypal: homosexualpoliceofficer@gmail.com

Listen: http://fagcop.bandcamp.com/album/whimpers-from-the-pantheon-rank-toy-records-lp

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Non-Music Shit / Re: free band names

« on: November 06, 2012, 09:58:01 PM »

Sacred Bitches
Chayzus Krast

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Music Shit / Re: Songs That Are Forever Playing in Your Mind

« on: August 15, 2012, 06:23:55 PM »

Have been thinking about this a lot lately, actually.

The line, "too busy suckin' on a ding-dong," from VU's Sister Ray, whenever I'm almost bored. Also, this cover of "Terry," by Anika, just for some little while, because of a gal (not named Terry). Also, Slayer's "Angel of Death," whenever I have to interact with strangers. And also, Brainbombs' "Die You Fuck," whenever I observe crowds at a distance.