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Non-Music Shit / Re: seizures

« on: October 12, 2009, 06:16:34 PM »

I get sleep paralysis about one or two times a month, sometimes more. If I fall asleep in the backseat of a car, this always happens to me. It can be pretty terrifying. Your brain wakes up from REM sleep, but your body still thinks you're asleep and you can't move. Sometimes you see/hear really weird, crazy stuff. That doesn't always happen to me, but when it does its really scary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

ok what the fuck that sounds like the scariest shit ever the wikipedia article is even worse. why hasn't anyone written a horror movie about this??

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Non-Music Shit / Re: My Girlfriend is a Whore

« on: October 10, 2009, 10:40:06 PM »

Vegan "cream cheese" is the WORST. Tastes exactly like "vegan butter." Just awful.

Beg to differ. Earth Balance kicks ass. Tofutti kicks slightly less ass, but kicks ass nonetheless.

true earth balance is superior to butter for most purposes except cookies.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Amusement Park Fashion

« on: October 10, 2009, 01:54:02 PM »

I too was let down by this website. Were they even supposed to be making fun of them? Once at an amusement park, I saw a guy with a Saddam Hussein tattoo. But when I asked him if he really had a Saddam Hussein tattoo, he said that, no, it was a portrait of his dad. I guess his dad looked a lot like Saddam Hussein.

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Music Shit / Re: Gigs your parents saw

« on: October 10, 2009, 11:37:14 AM »

my mom went on a blind date with alice cooper. she said he was smart, but I already knew that coz I saw wayne's world.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I love my cute boys

« on: October 08, 2009, 12:49:47 PM »

Hey, I totally love cats, but i am disapointed by the lack of ACTUAL cute boys in this thread.

I think the whole thomas function should be disqualified cause they threw a bunch of beer bottles at people at my/my boyfriend's birthday party. jerks!

also: OMIGOODNESS KITTIES!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Red Robin's Wise Guy Burger (Mozzarella Sticks on a burger)

« on: October 07, 2009, 12:38:10 PM »

A restaurant where they sing when it's your birthday? That's nuts.

OK I FORGOT TO SAY THAT YOU ALSO GET A RAD ROBIN MILKSHAKE 4 FREE.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Red Robin's Wise Guy Burger (Mozzarella Sticks on a burger)

« on: October 06, 2009, 07:18:59 PM »

Here in Colorado Springs (back in the late '80s) there used to be place called 'Hamburger Stand'. Hamburgers were something like .25 or .50 cents a piece.

Meat cookies!

there still is one of these Hamburger Shack places in denver. colorado and cherry creek drive south, dood. right across from "shotgun willie's".  
also, when at red robin, it is important to say that it is your birthday, because then they will sing and you literally cannot beat that.  

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Pop Punk / Re: indietorrents

« on: October 03, 2009, 06:54:16 PM »

I would dig an invite, too.

moiraccassidy@gmail.com

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Black Lips / Re: Fight betwen Jared from Black Lips and Wavves in Brooklyn

« on: September 26, 2009, 11:27:47 AM »

Wavves dude beat the shit out of a couple frat boys who were beating up a homeless dude when he was in Madison. Trail of carnage.

I am deeply skeptical of this...unless:

a) it was a fraternity for jockeys
b) wavves had a sock full of pennies

I actually heard this story from Ganglians last night... apparently it was 9 of them vs 2 buff frat dudes and Nathan just got 'em good.  Hit them with a 40 or something. 

legit. I saw one girl bottle another girl with a 40 once and they had to hose the blood off the street. brootal.

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Black Lips / Re: Fight betwen Jared from Black Lips and Wavves in Brooklyn

« on: September 26, 2009, 10:59:48 AM »

Wavves dude beat the shit out of a couple frat boys who were beating up a homeless dude when he was in Madison. Trail of carnage.

I am deeply skeptical of this...unless:

a) it was a fraternity for jockeys
b) wavves had a sock full of pennies

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: CHICAGO 6/25 COLLEGE PU$$Y 6/26 PERMANENT RECORD$

« on: September 26, 2009, 07:56:07 AM »

actually, yes

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Music Shit / Re: cocksparrer

« on: September 25, 2009, 12:43:10 PM »

yo has anyone seen them recently? how much does it suck/ how hilarious is it when they play "what it's like to be old"?

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: CHICAGO 6/25 COLLEGE PU$$Y 6/26 PERMANENT RECORD$

« on: September 24, 2009, 02:22:12 PM »

judging by the quality of these flyers this is going to be the best.

edit: man, miranda, if you had used my real non-termbo name I could've made this comment without seeming like a dick.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Moma's & The Papa's Incest Shocker

« on: September 22, 2009, 10:58:40 PM »

this is not a constructive response or anything, but holy shit that's so crazy and fucked  up!

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Music Shit / Re: New Smith Westerns track

« on: September 20, 2009, 01:05:52 PM »

this song is proof that they are gonna get mega hyped, play pitchfork, and have a million girls doing lines off their dicks.