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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / NEW: CPR021 THE ONIONS "ALIEN ASTRONAUT" 7" + FREE LIMITED EDITION CD-R

« on: November 21, 2011, 10:50:02 AM »

Certified PR Records is pleased to announce our final release of 2011.

CPR021: THE ONIONS "Alien Astronaut" b/w "Till The End Of The Night" 7"
300 copies, the first 50 orders will receive a LIMITED EDITION THE ONIONS CD-R.
Release Date: November 28, 2011

THE ONIONS long awaited, HIGHLY anticipated vinyl debut is finally here!
Recorded and co-produced by Michael Zink (Mystery Girls, Hue Blancs Joyless Ones).
Packaged in a nice full color picture sleeve designed by Bob Scott (Mongrel Zine).

Two great songs.
One is about aliens.
One is about getting fucked up until the sun comes up.

THE ONIONS hail from Manitowoc, WI.
They are Officer Brad Daugs (vocals, guitar) and Brent Peters (guitar, vocals) of the legendary Last Sons Of Krypton along with drummer extraordinaire Jesse Hartlaub and Amber Daugs on bass.

The first 50 orders will include a hand-numbered LIMITED EDITION THE ONIONS CD-R.
The bonus disc contains 18 rockers that are sure to rip your face off, make you shit your pants or whatever else happens when you really dig something.

RIYL:
Smoking roach weed, drinking shots and cheap beer, listening to loud music, Last Sons Of Krypton, The Smuts, early 70's Kinks, Deep Purple, Blue Cheer, AC/DC, Flamin' Groovies, Chuck Berry, John Lee Hooker, Porch Honkees, powerpop.

ORDER YOUR COPIES TODAY and thank us later.
www.certifiedprrecords.c om

For wholesale rates or trade inquires, email: thickbootyhos@yahoo.com

In other CPR news...
We still have a few LIMITED EDITION GREEN VINYL copies of:
CPR020 Ramma Lamma "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie" b/w "Rock N Roll Lady" 7"
Get one NOW!

Also, we recently sold out of:
CPR016 Red Mass "Suicide" 7"
and
CPR015 Ramma Lamma "Tiger" 7" EP

We have less than 10 copies of:
CPR014 Brimstone Howl/Hell Shovel "split" 7"
and
CPR009 The People's Temple "You Don't Know" 7"

Limited represses (100 of each) coming in early 2012.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / NEW: CPR020 RAMMA LAMMA LIMITED EDITION GREEN VINYL 7"

« on: October 13, 2011, 10:13:57 PM »

Hello again vinyl record connoisseurs!
Certified PR Records is proud to announce our latest release....
CPR020: Ramma Lamma "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie" b/w "Rock N Roll Lady" 7"

Milwaukee's best bubblegum, powerpop, glam influenced band is back again with another great 7"!
Just in time for the upcoming holiday season this record has two great Christmas themed rockers that will sound great any time of the year.

The A-side has a brand new Wendy Norton original titled "Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie".
She ain't afraid to let you know what she wants and warns "Don't bother givin' me nuthin' baby, unless you're gonna spend a lot".
Here's the promo clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58EFssvHblE

The B-side has a brand new Ryan King jam about hangin' out at the local dive bar on Christmas Eve with his "Rock N Roll Lady".
Here's the promo clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4c6G2eMlOE

The first 100 copies will be pressed on LIMITED EDITION GREEN VINYL
Available at the Certified PR Records website: www.certifiedprrecords.c om

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A PREORDER. WE EXPECT TO SHIP ALL ORDERS BY NOVEMBER 13, 2011 OR SOONER.

RIYL: 70s Status Quo, Suzi Quatro, Slade, Bonnie St. Claire, The Sweet, Flamin' Groovies, 1910 Fruitgum Company, Motorhead

Check out these other stocking stuffers:
NEW! CPR019 Alicja-Pop! "I Play The Fool" b/w "Water Death" 7"
CPR018 John Wesley Coleman III "Lincoln Nebraska Sessions" cassette
CPR017 The Fuckin Boneshakers "1995 Masturbation Sessions" 12"
CPR016 Red Mass "Suicide" b/w "Crawlspace" 7" LAST COPIES
CPR015 Ramma Lamma "Tiger" 7" EP LAST COPIES
CPR014 Brimstone Howl/Hell Shovel "split" 7" LAST COPIES
CPR013 Derek Lyn Plastic "Life And Death" 7" EP
CPR012 Alicja-Pop! "Shining Apple" b/w "Walking The Cow" 7"
CPR011 Tokyo Electron "AZ238" LP
CPR010 John Wesley Coleman III "Steal My Mind" LP
CPR009 The People's Temple "You Don't Know" 7" EP LAST COPIES
CPR008 Love City "I Can't Stop" 7" EP
CPR007 Plexi 3 "Tides Of Change" CD
CPR005 The Blowtops "64 Teeth" b/w "Megalomonkey" 7" LAST COPIES

Coming in December:
CPR021 THE ONIONS "Alien Astronaut" b/w "Till The End Of The Night" 7"

Wholesale rates available.
Email to: thickbootyhos@yahoo.com

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Officer Brad X ... THEE INSECTS

« on: August 25, 2011, 10:40:36 PM »

Like him or not.... Officer Brad X played on some amazing recordings documenting the demented youth of midwestern America in the mid to late 1990's/early 2000's...
How many people on termbo would buy a 7" that Officer Brad played on circa 1997?!?!?

The band is "Thee Insects"...

I'm seriously considering releasing a 7" by Thee Insects...

Thoughs?!?!

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / NEW: CPR019 Alicja-Pop! 7" LIMITED EDITION GLOW IN THE DARK VINYL

« on: August 18, 2011, 01:31:25 PM »

The test pressings for the new Alicja Trout (Lost Sounds/River City Tanlines/Nervous Patters) 7" on Certified PR Records came today!
They sound great and the full pressing should be done in under two weeks.

CPR019 - Alicja-Pop! "I Play The Fool" b/w "Water Death".

We have a surprise bonus for our collector nerd friends...

THE FIRST 50 COPIES WILL BE PRESSED ON GLOW IN THE DARK VINYL!!!
Pre-orders start today @ www.certifiedprrecords.c om

Wholesale and trade inquiries contact: thickbootyhos@yahoo.com

Orders will ship Monday, September 5th or sooner.

Up next:
CPR020 - Ramma Lamma  7"
CPR021 - The Onions 7"

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / SET SALE with free shipping

« on: August 03, 2011, 11:10:39 PM »

These are all extra "stock copies"...
Meaning:
I purchased these records directly from the record label that made them and the vinyl is assumed to be UNPLAYED, M/NM condition.
The picture sleeves are in EX condition (or better), the way I received them from the record label that made them, unless otherwise noted.

United States shipping:
FREE media mail shipping with delivery confirmation for orders of $25 or more.
Orders under $25 are $4.00.

International shipping :
$6.00 for the first 7", then $2.50 for each additional record.
I can ship UP TO 14 x 7" via USPS Priority Flat Rate Envelope (usually 5-9 business days for delivery) for only $16.00 USD.

Email: thickbootyhos@yahoo.com
or PM here....

Black Sunday "Can't Keep My Hands Off You" LIMITED EDITION RED VINYL $7 (two copies)
Black Sunday "Gli Amanti D'Obtretomba" Screaming Face edition #166 (ssld) $7
Blank Dogs "The Doorbell Fire" 1st pressing $8
Candy Apple Killings "Sommersault" white cover edition $10
Candy Apple Killings "Sommersault" black cover with insert edition $10
Clorox Girls "Eva Braun" $5
Clorox Girls "Novacaine" $5
Coathangers "Shake Shake" $4
Cococoma split with Turpentine Brothers BLUE VINYL with "cut out band members" insert $10 (two copies)
Coconut Coolouts "The Spinaround" $3
Daily Void "Man/Machine" grey vinyl/dye cut cover $5
Derks "Six Spindle Love" 1st Trick Knee Release!!! $2
Dixie Buzzards "Come Little Tony" $5
Dixie Buzzards "Ain't Coming Back" $5
Evolutions "Real Hits" $5
Fashion Fashion And The Image Boys "Over Before It Ever Began" $2
Fatals "Get Out My Life" $3
Fatals "Desperate" $3
Feeling Of Love "Rape Man" LIMITED EDITION GOLD VINYL $6
Feelers "2007 European Tour" 7" $2
Final Solutions "Eye Don't Like You" $15 (three copies)
Final Solutions "My Love Is Disappointing" 1st pressing! $15
Final Solutions "Return To The Motherland" LIMITED EDITION GOLD VINYL #71/100 $25
Final Solutions "FSDF" $15
Fingers "Melons On Melrose (1990 Demo Tapes)" $15 (two copies)
Followed By Static "Lullaby" LIMITED EDITION WHITE VINYL #95/100 features John Wesley Coleman on one track $5
Forbidden Tigers "Colonial Freakout" LIMITED EDITION GOLD VINYL $6
France Has The Bomb "World Of Mirrors" $2
Functional Blackouts "1-900-GET INSIDE" $15 (three copies)
Gasoline split with Lord High Fixers (both bands cover young man's blues) $10
Gaye Blades "Bobby Is A Lover" $10
Go Nuts - "Go- Nuts With ..." (estrus) $3
Goodnight Loving "Up North Girl" $5
Gut Reactions "Yer So Creul" LIMITED EDITION GOLD VINYL $5
Haircuts "Haircuts Are No Fun" $2
Half Rats "For The Sake Of Love" LIMITED EDITION BLUE VINYL $7
Happy Burger "Pizza All Around" LIMITED EDITION RED VINYL $7
Haunted George "The Buzzards Ate His Flesh" $3
Haunted George "ssld" 7" man with with face?!?! edition $7
Haunted George split with Lamps $5
Headache City "T-T-T-T-T-Tonite" $6
Headache City "Teenage Grease" 1st pressing $6
Heartattacks "Radio Radio" $2
Heartattacks "Stay Away" $3 (I have one of all three different covers (limited to 100 each) - all 3 for $8)
Highlanders II "Cash In On Queer Core" (old planet pimp 7") $3
Hipshakes "OK Alright" $3
Hipshakes "Not Oblivians" LIMITED EDITION CLEAR VINYL $15 (two copies)
Hipshakes "You Make Me Malfunction" $5
Hipshakes "Want You Around" $4
Hot Pockets "Rejected #8" $8
Hot Pockets "I Live On Rocket Street" $10
Hot Pockets "Rock N Roll City" $10
Human Eye "Spiders And Their Kin" $12
Humpers "Space Station Love" $5
Hunx & His Punx "You Don't Like Rock n Roll" b/w "Gimme Back Your Love" 1st pressing "un-scratched" covers... cover ex+, vinyl unplayed $18 ONE LEFT!
I Attack "American Dream" $2 (two copies)
Inland Emperors "Hey Hey Blake Pirtle" $5 (two copies)
Ivan And The Terribles" Camel Clutch $2
Jacuzzi Boys "Island Avenue" 1st pressing $10 (two copies)
Jacuzzi Boys split with King Khan $25 (three copies)
Jacuzzi Boys "I Fought A Crocodile" LIMITED EDITION GOLD VINYL $20
Skip Jensen "Evil Weirdos" $2
Skip Jensen "The Mountain" $2
Johnny And The Limelites "Pizza Party" $8 (three copies)
Kajun SS "$40 Quartet" Die Slaughterhaus Records 1st pressing $25
Kajun SS "$40 Quartet" Shattered Records GOLD EDITION $20
Kajun SS "Get Out Of Me" b/w "Pill Popper" $10
Kill-A-Watts "Microwave My Heart" $12
Kill-A-Watts "Then And Now" $12
Limes "Rock And Roll Heart" $8
King Khan & BBQ Show "Teabag Party" $10
King "Johan" Khan split with Jacuzzi Boys - LIMITED EDITION PINK VINYL - $50
King Louie's Missing Monuments "Black Rainbow" LIMITED EDITION WHITE VINYL $18
Knaughty Knights  "Tommy Of The River" WHITE VINYL $8 (two copies)
Lamps "Fred Astaire" tangle tape edition $10
Live Fast Die split with VCR $7 HOLD
Locomotions "Tell Her" pink cover $3
Locomotions "She's Gotta Go" $3
Lone Surfers And His Pals featuring members of Mummies, Trashwomen, Phantom Surfers... $12 (two copies)
Lover! "Man In The Woods" $3
Lover! "No More Reasons" 1st pressing $8 (two copies)
Lover! "One In A Billion" (ssld) $12
Lover! split with Live Fast Die $4 HOLD
Lowe, Nick "Little Hitler" b/w "Cruel To Be Kind" ... I bought a couple "stock copies" a few years ago... $7
Lurch "Cum Get Stoopid With" $1
Magnetix "Horror Chalet" $2
Manic Attracts "Shut It" $2
Manikins "I Want My Baby Dead" LIMITED EDITION RED VINYL $7 (two copies)
Man Or Astroman "Inside The Head Of" $8 (two copies)
Marked Men split with Birthday Suits CLEAR VINYL $15 (two copies)
M.O.T.O. "Midnight At The Guantanamo Room" $20
Melchior, Dan "Span Of Attention" (ssld) screaming face edition $8
Melchior, Dan "Span Of Attention" (ssld) library of sermons edition $8
Menthols "848" LIMITED EDITION BLUE VINYL $7
Metal Mike And Greg "Supercharger" Lowery "London Boys" $8
Midnight Kicks "You're Not The Scientist" LIMITED EDITION #63/76 $6
Midwest Beat "J Man's Blues" 2 x 7" $8
Milky Ways "I Don't Need You Girl" (gbb) featuring Oily Chi, Choyce (Roy Vucino), Coco Khan, Dan Pedro and Roy Oden $12 (two copies)
Mistreaters "No More" (Wallace brothers covers - gbb) $10
Mojomatics "Down My Spine" $2
Monitors "Rotten Body Clean Up Crew" (gbb) $12 (two copies)
Monitors "Cunt Fusion" LIMITED EDITION WHITE VINYL $15
Mooney Suzuki "Hot/Shitter" LIMITED EDITION PURPLE VINYL (estrus) $8
Morning Shakes "Take You Out" $2
Motards "Kings Of Blues" reissue?!?! $5
Mouserocket "Missing Teeth" (Alicja Trout pre-Alicja-Pop!) $5 (two copies)
Muldoons "Red And Black" 1st pressing with stamped labels $10
Mummies "Uncontrollable Urge" (fake Subpop fanclub) $12
Murder By Guitar "Rock Bottom" $2
Mystery Girls "3/5 Of A Mile" $3
New Bomb Turks "Sharpen Up Time" $5
Nice Boys "Very Mary" LIMITED EDITION GREEN VINYL $7
Nobunny "Give It To Me" 1st pressing $12 (two copies)
Nobunny "Braceface" $12 (three copies)
Nodozzz "True To Life" WITH BONUS LIVE CASSETTE - LIMITED TO 100! $15
NoFX split with Spits $10 (three copies)
Novak, Jeffrey "Home Sweet Home" (shattered records) $12 (four copies)
Novak, Jeffrey "One Of A Kind" $7 (three copies)
Nudelman, David "Lays An Egg" featuring Elka Zolat (KreayShawn's mom)! (planet pimp) WHITE VINYL $8
One Man Show Live "Wrong Wrong Wrong" (gbb) $3
Original Three (Ian from Black Lips) "New Orleans Born" $5
Original Three (Ian from Black Lips) "At A Loss" LIMITED EDITION CLEAR VINYL $8
Oscars "Death To America" $3
Oscars "Jump For Joy" LIMITED EDITION CLEAR VINYL $10 (three copies)
Out With A Bang "Few Beers But Out Of Drugs" $2
Perfect Fits "Radio Transimitter" LIMITED EDITION RED VINYL $7
Period Three "Gone Fishin'" LIMITED EDITION PURPLE VINYL $2
Pets "Sticky Situation" $4
Photobooth "Da Me Tus Besos" $1
Pindrivers "Head Banger Gansta" (gbb) $3
Pink Reason "Throw It Away" (cocksticka pressing) $15 (ONE COPY LEFT)
Pink Reason "Borrowed Time" 1st pressing $10 (two copies)
Pink Reason "Bloodstains" $10
Pizzas "Bad Ass Youth" LIMITED EDITION YELLOW VINYL $6
Plexi 3 "Calculated Romance" black vinyl 1st pressing $12
Plexi 3 "Calculated Romance" peach vinyl - farewell pressing - $10 (two copies)
Plexi 3 "Calculated Romance" clear vinyl - farewell pressing - $10 (two copies)
Plexi 3 "Timebox" LIMTED EDITION CLEAR VINYL $8 (three copies)
Ratos Del Vaticano "Chido" $1
Rat Traps "New Flesh" LIMITED EDITION ORANGE VINYL #69/100 (shattered) $25
Rat Traps "Complication" $10
Real Numbers "Radio World" $4
Reatards "Plastic Surgery" 1st presing (black vinyl) (shattered) $25 (three copies)
Reatards "Monster Child" RED VINYL $30
Reatards "I Lie Too" LIMITED EDITION BLUE VINYL $30
Reatard, Jay "Hammer I Miss You" - unplayed, mint- 1st pressing $30 (four copies)
Reatard, Jay "I Know A Place" CLEAR VINYL - UNPLAYED STONE MINT - $100 (two copies)
Reatard, Jay "I Know A Place" 1st pressing - unplayed, mint 1st pressing- $30 (four copies)
Reatard, Jay "In The Dark" - unplayed stock copies - p/s EX++ $35 (four copies)
Reatard, Jay split with Boston Chinks - unplayed stock copies - p/s EX++ $35 (two copies)
Reatard, Jay "Blood Visions Demos" - unplayed stock copies - p/s EX++ $25 (two copies)
ALL OF THESE JAY REATARD RECORDS WERE PURCHASED WHEN THEY WERE ORIGINALLY RELEASED...
I AM THE SOLE OWNER OF ALL COPIES - THE PICTURE SLEEVES (AND RECORDS) HAVE BEEN STORED AWAY, IN PLASTIC SLEEVES SINCE THE DAY I RECEIVED THEM. The picture sleeves for the most part are EX+ and the vinyl is unplayed - assumed MINT.
*I also have multiple copies of all of the Matador singles... if you need something, let me know*
Registrators "Imagination World" (japanese pressing!!!) $8
Reigning Sound "Your Love" $3
Retardos "I Can Only Dream" (super*teem! records) $12
Rev. Savage & His Holy Rollers "You Gotta Believe" LIMITED EDITION #29/100 $6
Rev. Savage & His Holy Rollers "You Gotta Believe" LIMITED EDITION #89/100 $6
Revisions "On The Lam" LIMITED EDITION CLEAR VINYL $4
Riff Randells "How About Romance" $7
River City Tanlines "Modern Friction" LIMITED EDITION RED VINYL $7 LAST COPY
River City Tanlines "Black Knight" RED VINYL $8
River City Tanlines "Gimme Whatever" $7
Romance Novels "Another Summer" PINK VINYL $4
Saba Lou (King Khan) "First Day Of School" SWIRL VINYL $6
Sagger "Black Market Body Parts" $3
Sagger "Archidoxes Of magic" (gbb) $10
Satans "Satans Surf" $4
Scat Rag Boosters "Boogie Man" Kryptonite version $6
Scat Rag Boosters "Charlie's Dirt Road" (gbb) $10
Segall, Ty "Cents" LIMITED EDITION CLEAR VINYL $50
Segall, Ty split with Thee Oh Sees 1st press coke bottle clear vinyl $8
Sexual Slurs "ssld" 7" essential Tokyo Electron/Reatards stuff (ssld) $20
Shit Eagle "Girls In School" LIMTED EDITION alt. cover and GOLD VINYL $5
Shop Fronts "So Sick" $4
S.I.D.S "My Other..." LIMITED EDITION YELLOW VINYL WITH cd-r blah blah $5
Sinks "No Money" LIMITED EDITION WHITE VINYL $4 (two copies)
Slab City "Friday Nite Boy" $1
Smith Westerns "Irukandji" 1st pressing $12
Sneaky Pinks "I Can't Wait" (rubber vomit pressing) $25 (four copies)
Sonic Chicken 4 "Don't Let Me Down" $10
Sonic Chicken 4 "Midnight Girl" $4 (two copies)
Sores "Wormwood" $3
Split Enz "One Step Ahead" etched vinyl... I bought a couple "stock copies" a few years ago... $6
Stack O' Lees "Change My Plan" $5
Statics "Sold My Soul" $4
Stefan & The Problematix "In The City"$2
Superhelicopter LTD. "My Soul" $3
Stolen Hearts "Heart Collector" LIMITED EDITION WHITE VINYL $10
Sugar Stems "Cry Baby" $3
Sunday Sinners "You Child" $5
Teeners "Pill Me" RED VINYL $3
Tennessee Terjerkers "Chills And Fever" #114/500 $8
Test Patterns "No Translation" grey vinyl, weird alt. cover edition $4
Terror Visions (Jay Reatard) "Blood In America" - super rare, limited pressing - $25 (two copies)
This Damn Town "Victim" (ssld) $8

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Certified PR Records TEST PRESSINGS for charity

« on: July 29, 2011, 09:44:01 PM »

I recently found out that an old friend of mine has a young child that was diagnosed with a brain tumor that causes seizures.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Jimmys-Journey/168124933255763
Certified PR Records is offering some test pressings via auctions on eBay.
I'm not too computer savy so I don't know how to list the auctions as a "donation"... but I assure you I will send the family all proceeds.

The Krunchies "Cameltoe Patrol" 7" EP
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=390335396009&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
The Reacharounds "Rocks Off" 7" EP
http://cgi.ebay.com/Reacharounds-Rocks-Off-7-TEST-PRESSING-kbd-termbo-LSOK-/390335401365?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item5ae1cd8d95
Ramma Lamma "Tiger" 7" EP
http://cgi.ebay.com/Ramma-Lamma-Tiger-7-EP-TEST-PRESSING-kbd-plexi-3-hozac-/390335402155?pt=Music_on_Vinyl&hash=item5ae1cd90ab

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Music Shit / FREE John Wesley Coleman III "Steal My Mind" mp3's

« on: July 11, 2011, 08:46:19 PM »

Goner Records has decided that they want to sell John Wesley Coleman III's "Steal My Mind" LP digitally on itunes or amazon or whatever.

I asked them not to but they lawyered up.
Yes, seriously!!!

Don't give Goner any money for "Steal My Mind", you can download the entire record from Certified PR Records on Soulseek.
Username: Certified PR Records.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / NEW: John Wesley Coleman III "Lincoln, Nebraska Sessions" cassette

« on: July 10, 2011, 10:51:49 AM »

In the summer of 2006 John Wesley Coleman and a small group of Austin musicians stopped at the BoomChick Records HQ in Lincoln, Nebraska.
An LP's worth of songs were recorded but only four of the songs were officially released (as JWC's "Summer Of '79" EP).

In 2009 while Certified PR was working on releasing Wes' debut LP, "Steal My Mind", Wes sent us a disc with the entire 2006 Lincoln Sessions.

Wesley told us that he wanted Certified PR to release the recordings on a cassette tape.
Wesley gets what Wesley wants... and now you can have it too!

CPR018: John Wesley Coleman III "Lincoln, Nebraska Sessions" cassette
A1. Hole In My Head
A2. Work Today
A3. The Walls Are Way Too Thin
A4. There Goes My Baby
A5. Summer Of '79
A6. I Think That I Want You Baby
A7. I Go Up
A8. I Can't Stop Dreaming
A9. Untitled #1

B1. Summer Of '79 (7" version)
B2. Work Today (7" version)
B3. Intro (of Goodbye Little Queenie) (7" version)
B4. Goodbye Little Queenie (7" version)
B5. The Walls Are Way Too Thin (version #1)
B6. I Go Up (version #1)
B7. Drug Problem
B8. Live Jam

Check out this video for "The Walls Are Way Too Thin".....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOK_8SsSgCM

Edition of 100 - Recorded on used cassettes!
All orders include a free cd-r copy of the cassette (for those of you that don't have a tape deck, you're welcome).

Order your copy today at www.certifiedprrecords.c om

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / The Fuckin' Boneshakers TEST PRESSING giveway

« on: July 06, 2011, 12:02:04 PM »

I almost forgot to post this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_1Ivt9Mzz0

The winners of the free The Fuckin' Boneshakers 12" TEST PRESSINGS were -
Robert Leng from Florida
and
Stefan Schnieder from Germany

Thanks again to everyone who ordered a copy.
We still have some left at www.certifiedprrecords.c om

Up next:
CPR018 Alicja-Pop! "I Play The Fool" b/w "Water Death" 7" due out next month.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / The Fuckin' Boneshakers FREE TEST PRESSING

« on: June 30, 2011, 12:54:01 PM »

There's still a few hours left for you to be entered in the drawing for a FREE The Fuckin' Boneshakers TEST PRESSING.
All you need to do is order a LIMITED EDITION pee yellow colored vinyl copy TODAY at www.certifiedprrecords.c om
The drawing will be held TOMORROW, so if you've been stallin'  - BUY ONE NOW!!!!

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / CPR017 The Fuckin' Boneshakers LIMTED EDITION PREORDER + TEST PRESSING GIVEAWAY!

« on: May 26, 2011, 12:08:03 PM »

CPR017: The Fuckin' Boneshakers "1995 Masturbation Sessions" 12"

The Fuckin' Boneshakers were Justin Champlin (that's NOBUNNY to you), Christopher "Ilth" Erickson (Functional Blackouts/Daily Void) and Dan Lang (Vee Dee/Brides).
This is their insane recently unearthed recordings from 1995, remastered by Mac Blackout.
SUPER HIGH ENERGY TRASH PUNK!
Includes the original "Kill Kill Kill" later made famous by one of Justin's other bands - Sneaky Pinks.
Features the best album artwork (by band member Ilth) that I've ever seen!

Track Listing:
A1. Ntro
A2. Hey Hey Sugar
A3. I Wanna Puke
A4. Diamond Ring
A5. Kill Kill Kill
B1. Pussycat Burgalers
B2. Hey Girl You Make Me Feel So Sick
B3. My Life's All Fukked
B4. Bye Bye Baby Goodbye
B5. Hey Girl You Know What 2 Do

200 PEE YELLOW COLORED VINYL
500 MIXED COLORED VINYL

Buy or die, dude(tte)!

The test pressings are here and they sound GREAT so PRE-ORDERS start NOW.
All orders are expected to ship in 3 weeks, as soon as the records get here.
Reserve your LIMITED EDITION CPR MAILORDER PEE YELLOW COLORED VINYL COPY TODAY!
www.certifiedprrecords.c om

*************************************
THE FUCKIN' BONESHAKERS
FREE TEST PRESSING GIVEAWAY
*************************************

We are giving away ONE FREE TEST PRESSING to two lucky Certified PR customers.
There were only 5 test pressings made so these are kinda rare!

For a chance to win - All you need to do is PREORDER the LIMITED EDITION PEE YELLOW COLORED VINYL and your name will be added to our drawing.

The drawing will take place as soon as the limited edition has sold out OR July 1, 2011 - which ever date comes first.

There will only be 200 copies pressed on PEE YELLOW vinyl.
The band is getting 40 copies and CPR is keeping 2 copies, so participants will have a 2 in 158 chance (or better) to win!

If you order mutliple PEE YELLOW copies your name will be added once for every copy purchased (up to 5 name entries per customer).

One test pressing per customer.

In the event that the same name is drawn twice we will draw for another winner.

Winner(s) outside of the United States will be required to pay for postage, which is $14.00 USD for one LP (of course we will offer a shipping discount if other items are purchased).

If an international winner chooses not to pay for postage and declines the free test pressing we will draw for an alternate winner.

Winners will be contacted via email shortly after the drawing is held.

The winning names will be announced on Terminal Boredom.

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Music Shit / Have you ever not listened to a band because of their name?

« on: May 23, 2011, 01:24:03 PM »

I'm not a regular on Termbo so this subject might have already come up, but...
Have you ever not listened to a band just because their name blows?

I think this to myself everytime I see the band "Humpy" in old punk mags.
I think those dudes were on Beer City back in the day, which is probably another reason I passed on them.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / NEW: Red Mass 7" - LIMITED EDITION PRE-ORDER NOW

« on: May 05, 2011, 10:34:17 AM »

Certified PR Records is proud to announce that we are now taking PREORDERS for our latest release:

CPR016 - Red Mass "Suicide" b/w "Crawl Space" 7".
Both tracks are exclusive to this KILLER record.
There is a LIMITED (50 COPIES) CERTIFIED PR MAILORDER EDITION *WITH ALTERNATE COVER* available at www.certifiedprrecords.c om NOW!
There's also a regular edition (250 copies) available too.
All Red Mass orders will ship May 30, 2011 or sooner.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
CPR017 - The Fuckin' Boneshakers "1995 Masturbation Sessions" 12" is being pressed RIGHT NOW.
I expect the test pressings to be here next week.
If the test pressings sound good I'll start taking PREORDERS for the PEE YELLOW COLORED VINYL EDITION.

Also -  There's a few new items listed on the mailorder.
Buy something!!!!

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / John Wesley Coleman III "Steal My Mind" LP AVAILABLE AGAIN

« on: April 02, 2011, 09:14:14 PM »

We have some John Wesley Coleman III "Steal My Mind" SXSWES LP's for sale.
We made 100 copies (with hand glued covers) for the Certified PR Records 2011 SXSW showcase @ Trailer Space Records and we have about 30 left!!!

First come, first serve.

Goner Records will NOT be reissuing this record.

Certified PR intends to keep it in print.

If we run out of this LIMITED pressing we're gonna make more, but if you're a collector nerd - here's your chance to a get a LIMITED PRESSING one...

www.certifiedprrecords.c om

Also, coming soon:
CPR016: Red Mass "Suicide" b/w "Crawl Space" 7"

At the plant being pressed right now....

You might think that the Red Mass card is totally over played by this point, but seriously - This is THEE best 7" by Choyce to date!

You've heard the acoustic version of "Suicide"....  You've seen them live - YOU KNOW... THIS RECORD WILL NOT DISAPPOINT!!!!

AND

CPR017: Thee Fuckin' Boneshakers "1995 Masturbation Sessions" 12"
1995 - NO JOKE - 1995 DEMOS featuring Justin Champlin (Nobunny), Christopher ILTH (Functional Blackouts) and Dan from VeeDee!!!!
Original versions of "Kill Kill Kill" and other "MODERN HITS"!!!!!

Do us a favor and buy some shit from our fuckin' mailorder so we can keep putting out the best records you probably don't/won't own... FUCKER!!!


Oh yeah... Ramma Lamma's "Tiger" 7" EP is down to about 15 copies so get one NOW before we repress it....

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / 1st pressing Alicja Pop! 7"'s

« on: March 04, 2011, 11:16:11 AM »

One of my distributors just returned a small stack of Alicja Pop 7"'s.
1st pressing, with black ink screenprinted on white paper.
You can order one today @ www.certifiedprrecords.c om
There's only about 10 available so I'm not going to change the mailorder picture (which shows the repress image)...
Just type "A-P 1st press"  in the paypal notes and I'll honor requests until I run out.
- Steve