It is a small consolation that this never happened. The LP was in high demand by the early '00s, and then Recommended reissued it as a CD in 2003 (still available for 5 pounds). Commies but not rubes, RecRec didn't have a fire sale on still-sealed copies.
The LP shows up on the reg in the $50 - $100 range, which isn't bad considering what a Liza and Louise 7" cover variant will set you back these days.
I've no doubt taken some poetic Alzheimer licence with the exact date, price (and of course number of available copies as I can only guess at that) but no - unlikely tho this sounds it is in fact true. Now you've put me on the spot I'd stretch the date a bit further back to maybe 12 years max - 2005 earliest. The LP was not in any fire sale for sure but the vinyl section of the ReR website had copies for sale at their standard new LP price for Recommended label titles along with other original unsold stock. I already had a minty second hand copy so didn't bother 1st time I saw it - had no idea it had a potential collector flip value. A year later when I became aware, I went back to have another look but they'd all gone. There may have been a handful - there may have been 50+!