I like when girls wear their pussies.
In my late highschool years, or maybe shortly after the end of highschool, me and my buddies had an idiot sorta friend. He and a bunch of my buddies worked at this rich golf course that held a big Xmas party for the staff. Everybody would get loaded. At the end of the night, a friend's Mom picked everyone up, including this idiot dude, and a girl or two. So, the idiot dude was drunk in the back row of the mini-van with one of these girls when sinsterly mumbled to the girl, "hey, hey, whatta you got on under those panties?" I assume she was wearing her pussy, as do most, but this remains a hilarious thing to ask a lady.