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Music Shit / Neil Hamburger and his love of Flipper

« on: July 21, 2015, 06:36:57 PM »

Hey everybody,

It's been a while but I've had my hands full with two kids and work. But I wanted to come on and show off my NEil Hamburger interview, especially because I got him to talk about his obsession with Flipper and other stuff (not enough Zip Code Rapists stuff)

http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/2015/07/21/neil-hamburger-americas-funnyman-discusses-his-san-francisco-roots/

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Non-Music Shit / Podcast about Hanford site

« on: April 06, 2015, 10:53:27 AM »

I wrote an article about Hanford for this podcast The Dollop, where two comedians (one of whom is a writer for Maron) make fun of crazy stories. My piece about Hanford really bummed them out, as well as its listeners -- one guy Tweeted "It's a bummer! don't listen to it while high!"

http://thedollop.libsyn.com/72-the-hanford-site

Super proud of this so I had to share it here.

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Non-Music Shit / MERRY CHRISTMAS!

« on: December 25, 2014, 09:11:22 AM »

and FUCK YOU

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Music Shit / Suggestions -- guitar & drum machine rock?

« on: December 20, 2014, 01:58:59 PM »

Are there many bands that sound like Big Black that aren't Big Black? I want some guitar-based drum machine rock

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Non-Music Shit / Best Show Coming Back!

« on: December 16, 2014, 02:14:19 PM »

Fuck yes Tom is coming back!

http://thebestshow.net/

9 p.m. EST/6 p.m. PST

I'd also like to take this moment to point out that I recorded the new theme, which was written and performed by Tony and Andy from Hank IV. I could not be more proud of this accomplishment.

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Non-Music Shit / Ripkin speaks to CNBC about the "Fuck Face" card

« on: December 10, 2014, 09:56:15 PM »

http://www.cnbc.com/id/28116692#

Billy Ripken Obscenity Bat: He Finally Talks 20 Years Later

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But in January of 1989, Billy Ripken, scheduled to be a five cent common in the 1989 Fleer set, ignited the hobby already entering its prime with the debut of the very first Upper Deck set. Packs of Fleer hit hobby stores right after New Year's and, within two weeks, everyone had to have their hands on card No. 616, Billy Ripken.

It was the bat that he designated to use only in batting practice. It was the bat that had "F--K FACE" written on the knob, the obscenity in its full four-letter glory.

And in case you forgot what it looks like:

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Non-Music Shit / Real headline: Feminists Shove Crucifixes Up Their Anuses...

« on: November 17, 2014, 09:46:12 PM »

You know, a bunch of video game-loving nerds have been bitchin' about feminism all over the Internet (#Gamergate is a bunch of whiny little bitches and the backlash over #Shirtgate is misguided and dumb.) Fuck that -- if this is feminism, this is rad.

*I'm being facetious of course; feminism is rad besides acts of awesomeness like this.

http://shoebat.com/2014/11/16/feminists-shove-crucifixes-anuses-express-hatred-toward-god/

Feminists Shove Crucifixes Up Their Anuses To Express Their Hatred Toward God

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The three women pulled of their stunt on St. Peter?s Square, the enormous plaza located right in front of St. Peter?s Basilica in the Vatican City.

Two of them had ?Keep it Inside? scrawled across their backs, an apparent reference to their anger that the Pope?s activities extend beyond the tiny papal enclave in Rome.

The trio, decked out in nothing but black ankle boots, leather miniskirts, and flower garlands in their hair, dropped to all fours and began simulating a lewd act with the crucifixes.

Police immediately swarmed on the women as bemused tourists snapped photographs. Covering the women?s bared breasts with coats, the cops dragged them off, with one of the women crying: ?The pope is not a politician, god is not a magician.?

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Non-Music Shit / Week of coke and hookers convinces man to live

« on: November 06, 2014, 03:19:33 PM »

Of course this was shared on the Dwarves' Facebook page:
http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

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"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn?t so bad after all."

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Non-Music Shit / Dummy vandalizes national parks

« on: October 24, 2014, 04:24:13 PM »

In case you didn't hear about this jackass already:

http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/2014/10/23/berkeley-resident-petitions-authorities-to-punish-park-vandal/

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Non-Music Shit / Last Gasp Kickstarter -- cool stuff for prizes

« on: October 13, 2014, 10:22:38 PM »

This is really close to meeting its goal and they've added a bunch of fun stuff for prizes at a really affordable prices. Some of it just makes sense: for $175, you get to tour the facility (which is AWESOME) AND you get $200 worth of Last Gasp stuff! But the really fun one is joining Ronn Turner, the owner of Last Gasp, as he delivers books to stores around the city, all the while he's telling you stories about the city.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1784498350/last-gasp-books-fall-publishing-season

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Soggy LP, White Zombie for sale on Discogs (got a baby on the way)

« on: October 07, 2014, 10:47:56 PM »

Put some big shit up and will be posting more -- I need to be saving up for the next kid on the way!

http://www.discogs.com/seller/lemonsession/profile

Soggy
Gibson Bros - Couchdancing
England's Glory LP
Dwarves Horror Stories (orig)
Bad Times (1st press)
German Oak

If shit goes well, I'll be selling more

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Music Shit / BRAINBOMBS LIVE video full set

« on: October 07, 2014, 01:09:32 PM »

Fuck yes so many hits! Fucking Ass MURDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYk1tgTwmPw

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Music Shit / The story behind The Aislers Set

« on: September 27, 2014, 09:34:58 AM »

Some of you are probably too cool and manly for this stuff, but the rest of you who know a good thing when you hear it, here's everything you need to know about AV Linton and The Aislers Set

http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/2014/09/27/the-aislers-set-return-to-san-francisco-after-leaving-too-soon/

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Music Shit / "King" Joe of the Queers supports Ofc. Darren Wilson, punching women

« on: August 25, 2014, 11:50:11 AM »

So Ben Weasel's dumb ass drew attention to the fact that his long time bro supported Michael Brown's killer, OFc. Darren Wilson.

His Facebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001508771758

The funniest part is seeing Ben Weasel jump on be a total douchebag to anyone who criticizes Joe for his beliefs. I'm guessing it's because Joe defended Ben when he punched a girl in the face:
(https://www.facebook.com/notes/king-joe/weaselfest-and-the-weasel-debacle/154567054603586)

"This whole Weasel thing is way out of hand. I mean come on and let's put this in perspective. The chick deserved a punch-unfortunately Ben gave it to her and not some other girl who would have been called a hero-but Ben's a monster. "

What a bunch of losers. Funny how those bands DON'T HOLD Up, (except for Wimpy-era Queers, I guess)

**Sorry I didn't put this in "Pop Punk" or Non-Music**

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