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Music Shit / Re: kim fowley DEAD

« on: February 11, 2015, 09:37:22 PM »

It says it's a parody at the very bottom. I knew the body looked super fake

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Non- Music- Podcasts

« on: January 17, 2015, 11:14:11 PM »

Big yes on Hollywood Handbook, though I liked it when they talked about reality shows more.

The Dollop with Dave Anthony is amazing. I highly suggest the episode about Carry A NAtion, who was insane.

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Music Shit / Re: kim fowley DEAD

« on: January 16, 2015, 08:37:10 PM »

I didn't realize he had written this but it's great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg3HNnNewXs

And of course there's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auuvBHB5Qmk

And one of my favorite interviews:
http://vimeo.com/10875375

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Non-Music Shit / Re: MARK E. SMITH READS LOVECRAFT FOR CHRISTMAS

« on: January 08, 2015, 12:21:40 AM »

I love Lovecraft's ideas and he could get pretty spooky, but Jesus his writing could be a slog too. Even Cthulhu takes some time before it gets really awesome, and even then I didn't get how awesome it was until I talked with someone about the story. I have to say I agree with Stephen King's comments on Lovecraft's dialogue though. 

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Music Shit / Re: Screaming 60s punk?

« on: December 26, 2014, 02:39:32 PM »

The Bruthers!
(watch the Muppets' TV debut miming a Bruthers track that I wish I could find)

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/garage_rock_with_the_muppets_1966

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Non-Music Shit / MERRY CHRISTMAS!

« on: December 25, 2014, 09:11:22 AM »

and FUCK YOU

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Music Shit / Re: Suggestions -- guitar & drum machine rock?

« on: December 20, 2014, 09:38:43 PM »

Can someone teach me how to do this so I can stop dealing with people?

Try having horrible social skills AND a family! No one will play with you. Learning how to use a drum machine is much easier

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Music Shit / Suggestions -- guitar & drum machine rock?

« on: December 20, 2014, 01:58:59 PM »

Are there many bands that sound like Big Black that aren't Big Black? I want some guitar-based drum machine rock

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Non-Music Shit / Best Show Coming Back!

« on: December 16, 2014, 02:14:19 PM »

Fuck yes Tom is coming back!

http://thebestshow.net/

9 p.m. EST/6 p.m. PST

I'd also like to take this moment to point out that I recorded the new theme, which was written and performed by Tony and Andy from Hank IV. I could not be more proud of this accomplishment.

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Non-Music Shit / Ripkin speaks to CNBC about the "Fuck Face" card

« on: December 10, 2014, 09:56:15 PM »

http://www.cnbc.com/id/28116692#

Billy Ripken Obscenity Bat: He Finally Talks 20 Years Later

But in January of 1989, Billy Ripken, scheduled to be a five cent common in the 1989 Fleer set, ignited the hobby already entering its prime with the debut of the very first Upper Deck set. Packs of Fleer hit hobby stores right after New Year's and, within two weeks, everyone had to have their hands on card No. 616, Billy Ripken.

It was the bat that he designated to use only in batting practice. It was the bat that had "F--K FACE" written on the knob, the obscenity in its full four-letter glory.

And in case you forgot what it looks like:

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Real headline: Feminists Shove Crucifixes Up Their Anuses...

« on: November 23, 2014, 12:56:31 PM »

Wow some real fucking grossness on this board. Thanks to Whet Bull, J-Bone and Nick for being human and most of the rest of you can fuck off.

I second this. Gamergate is a bunch of whiny brats who don't want to be told they like something that can be fucked up -- "Don't tell me the video game I like so much where I can fuck and then abuse a hooker is sexist! WAAAHHH <baby crying>" -- and that dumbass shouldn't have worn that shirt, just for the fact that it's the workplace.

White men do stupid, awful shit all the time -- I know, I am one --  and everyone should call them out on a regular basis. The more shit being thrown at them, the better.

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Non-Music Shit / Real headline: Feminists Shove Crucifixes Up Their Anuses...

« on: November 17, 2014, 09:46:12 PM »

You know, a bunch of video game-loving nerds have been bitchin' about feminism all over the Internet (#Gamergate is a bunch of whiny little bitches and the backlash over #Shirtgate is misguided and dumb.) Fuck that -- if this is feminism, this is rad.

*I'm being facetious of course; feminism is rad besides acts of awesomeness like this.

http://shoebat.com/2014/11/16/feminists-shove-crucifixes-anuses-express-hatred-toward-god/

Feminists Shove Crucifixes Up Their Anuses To Express Their Hatred Toward God

The three women pulled of their stunt on St. Peter?s Square, the enormous plaza located right in front of St. Peter?s Basilica in the Vatican City.

Two of them had ?Keep it Inside? scrawled across their backs, an apparent reference to their anger that the Pope?s activities extend beyond the tiny papal enclave in Rome.

The trio, decked out in nothing but black ankle boots, leather miniskirts, and flower garlands in their hair, dropped to all fours and began simulating a lewd act with the crucifixes.

Police immediately swarmed on the women as bemused tourists snapped photographs. Covering the women?s bared breasts with coats, the cops dragged them off, with one of the women crying: ?The pope is not a politician, god is not a magician.?

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Non-Music Shit / Week of coke and hookers convinces man to live

« on: November 06, 2014, 03:19:33 PM »

Of course this was shared on the Dwarves' Facebook page:
http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn?t so bad after all."

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Non-Music Shit / Re: MLB 2014

« on: October 30, 2014, 11:47:47 AM »

Now comes the beeg off season question: do the Giants give Sandoval 90 fucking million? Urgh.

It's so funny how sports anchors are basically resigning themselves to the thought of Panda leaving. "Sadly, he becomes a free agent this year, so this is probably his last World Series with the Giants."

I heard that a few times, especially from local anchors on KTVU

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Music Shit / Re: BLACK FLAG stupid reunion aka G.Ginn wants to rob me of my 2nd favourite band

« on: October 29, 2014, 09:54:34 AM »

well, that was a really space-taking way to express an incorrect opinion.

He was, wasn't he?

Swing and a miss. You must be new here -- if you want to be funny, you should write actually funny things