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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: DUTCHESS / DUKE US TOUR
« on: June 04, 2008, 02:05:31 PM »
Hey folks, the mighty Pink Reason has agreed to play w/ Thee Dutchess and Thee Duke @ Thee Charleston on thith day of Sunday, July 13th. Threats of glockenspiel were claim to have been heard in the courtyard. Now, loose the cannons! And let fly the flaming arrows! And pour the goddamn fucking burning oil on their stupid useless headzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

Fuck yeah!
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: DUTCHESS / DUKE US TOUR
« on: June 03, 2008, 07:17:24 PM »
Anybody ever play in Eugene, OR?  We were thinking of trying to set something up there on the 25th of June...
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Music Shit / Re: What show you going to tonight?
« on: June 02, 2008, 01:02:26 AM »
Vivian Girls KILLED tonight in Seattle.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Ooopse!
« on: June 02, 2008, 01:01:09 AM »
I fell asleep on the flight home from Budget Rock last year with my elbow on the arm rest and my chin in my left hand with my wrist bent as far back as it could possibly go.  We went to get our luggage and I tried to lift my suitcase (which really wasn't that heavy, as I had packed for 2 days) and dropped it immediately.  I thought it would be gone the next morning, but no.  My thumb, pointer, and middle finger stayed asleep for a while.  After about a week I made a doctor's appointment (I NEVER go to the doctor unless I'm seriously worried) and they scheduled me for physical therapy and put me on a steady dose of Ibuprofen.  It was so weird; it didn't hurt at all, I just couldn't feel it.  It was like my hand wasn't even part of my body.  My "schedule" is retarded anyways, so I never made it to physical therapy.  I smudged my way through a few shows and after about a month it went back to normal.  That was probably the most afraid I've been in my life.  Thank god it finally went back to normal.  Insert "stranger" jokes here.
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Music Shit / Re: Show Review Thread
« on: May 31, 2008, 01:37:48 AM »
wanna hear about the shows I played tonight?!? Neither do I!!!
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: DUTCHESS / DUKE US TOUR
« on: May 28, 2008, 08:34:26 PM »
ok then milwaukee on the 18th

We're gonna do Milwaukee; let you know as soon as we figure out when...

did you get in touch with erick hughes about helping with brooklyn shows?

Have you talked to J. Keegan Blundell Buzzard about making you t-shirts?

But yeah, I could probably get you a show @ Chuckleston if ya want.

Also, recently it was made known to me that you guy and gal were the people I met at that Vice party @ SXSW that knew my buddy Jermaine and we called him etc. Not funny "haha" but funny "no shit?"

We're doing our own shirts I think...

What's Chuckleston?  Get us a show!

HAAAA!!!!  That was indeed me.  The dude I was with wasn't Jesse tho, it was my buddy Justin I play in another band with.  Jermaine never called me back...

07.23.08 - Wed  Salt Lake City UT @ Kilby Court
WHAT?!?  Kilby Court?  I thought this was at the Compound?  I mean that's fine, as I'd rather not drive to Provo, just so long as Kidneys and Split Reactions are still playing...  Kimberly?

Provo is cancelled.  Lame, I know.  SORRY!!!!

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: DUTCHESS / DUKE US TOUR
« on: May 24, 2008, 02:30:24 PM »


07.01.08 ? Tuesday LAS CRUCES????


I can help out with this date in albuquerque possibly.  I would say that las cruces is probably a rather shitty place to play.  If you're looking to stay south then maybe el paso would be better?

Email me at:  zedstardust AT hotmail.com if you're interested in playing albuquerque.
-Zac

I emailed you too!
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: DUTCHESS / DUKE US TOUR
« on: May 24, 2008, 01:52:23 PM »
I just emailed you April!
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: NOBUNNY / SO COW Tour 2008
« on: May 24, 2008, 01:07:40 PM »
The show last night in Seattle was RIZZAD!!!!  See you in Oly dude.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: True Life: I Shit My Pants!!!
« on: April 28, 2008, 08:42:18 PM »
A few years back I had Norwalk which is a strain of norovirus.  I didn't know it at the time but when you have norovirus you can't keep anything down.  I kept on drinking water which I though would make me bettere but I would just end up puking it out.  I was vomitting so much that I couldn't make it to the toilet and had a bunch of plastic bags by my bed.  At one point I was lying in bed and shat myself while puking into a plastic bag.  I believe this is know as a "doublay".

I had a similar sort of food poisioning a couple months ago in Morrocco.  Me and my friend were staying at a cheap hotel in Casablanca where all the rooms share a toilet.  While letting loose some explosive diahhrea it made me have to thow up...  I tried to spin around to get the puke in the toilet but ended up getting vomit all over my boxers, my legs and the toilet stall.  It was like three in the morning so I had to run back to my room with vomit all over me in hopes that no-one would notice.

I have a friend who works at a hospital, and he dubbed the simultaneous puking/shitting combo "the rooster".  HA!  Morocco did a number on my insides as well.  A bandmate of mine has/had some totally crazy friend that he's always telling stories about.  This one's called "the shitty bitch story".

So apparently this guy's out of town partying and meets this chick and they're drinking and doing god knows what drugs and hanging out dancing and shit and he ends up going home with her where (presumably) they fool around before passing out.  He wakes up before her, smells something, looks around, and pretty quickly comes to the conclusion that he shit the bed in his drunken stupor.  I don't know what most people would have done in this situation, but this guy quietly crept out of bed and into the shower and removed all evidence from his body.  He got out and put his clothes on, SCOOPED UP A CHUNK OF SHIT ON HIS FINGER AND WIPED IT ON THE GIRL'S ASS, washed his hands and split, after leaving a note next to the bed that said, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU SHITTY BITCH".

Another time a bunch of "the guys" went out drinking, and apparently this guy had a pretty good head start.  After one (of many) trips to the bathroom, dude emerged with a noticeable wet spot on his crotch.  His friends kept asking what it was and telling him to check it out and he kept saying, "It's not piss!  Leave me alone, it's not piss!"  This went on for about an hour, when finally he said, "Alright, fuck it, it's piss!  But it's not mine!"


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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Dutchess/Duke tour in the works
« on: April 10, 2008, 06:20:31 PM »
august is like the most expensive time to fly, outside the major holidays.

Awesome!  Can't wait.
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Dutchess/Duke tour in the works
« on: April 08, 2008, 04:26:51 PM »
We will, promise!  West coast is WAY easier to book ourselves, so we're starting with this.  In August we're gonna fly to either Chicago or Austin and rent a van and do the midwest, south, and east coast.  Happy?
What are the odds that your Texas shows will be at the end of August? We(wax museums)are going west the 9th-23rd. I hope we get to see you guys.

We haven't spent that much time planning that one yet.  Depends on price difference of flights and other such crap.  We'll keep in mind though...I know Jesse mentioned trying to play with you guys down there....
We'll hopefully those plane tickets are cheaper for the end of the month!

Yeah, we haven't worked out the dates or even decided if we're gonna fly to Austin or Chicago but we'll figure out a way to make it work!
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Dutchess/Duke tour in the works
« on: April 08, 2008, 08:55:24 AM »
don't forget that everyone east of the mississipi is waiting for the fe fi fo fums too...

You'll be waiting a looooong time....
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Have You Ever Been Robbed?
« on: April 07, 2008, 01:22:59 PM »
Somebody stole my car last Summer.  It was so fucked!  I partied a little the night before, and came outside in the morning to go to work and it wasn't where I thought it was.   I looked down the street and up the street and it was nowhere to be found, so I called my boss and said I thought I was going to be late because I thought someone had stolen my car.  She was cool about it and I called the cops and my neighbor gave me a ride across town to work.  I went to Vegas for the weekend and they found it Sunday afternoon a block from my house.  The douchebags stole my rear-view mirror and the knob from my shifter.  What a bunch of retards.  The funny thing is my car is such a piece of shit, sometimes I'm embarrassed to even drive it myself.  Stupid Hondas.
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Dutchess/Duke tour in the works
« on: April 07, 2008, 01:18:04 PM »
We will, promise!  West coast is WAY easier to book ourselves, so we're starting with this.  In August we're gonna fly to either Chicago or Austin and rent a van and do the midwest, south, and east coast.  Happy?
What are the odds that your Texas shows will be at the end of August? We(wax museums)are going west the 9th-23rd. I hope we get to see you guys.

We haven't spent that much time planning that one yet.  Depends on price difference of flights and other such crap.  We'll keep in mind though...I know Jesse mentioned trying to play with you guys down there....
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