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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: The Fall-Outs and Unnatural Helpers need a Sacramento show. Help?
« on: January 07, 2008, 05:27:21 PM »
Oh, cool. I thought I had myspaced you about this, but never heard back. Any luck?
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / The Fall-Outs and Unnatural Helpers need a Sacramento show. Help?
« on: January 02, 2008, 04:11:00 PM »
We need a show March 6th. Anybody know who I should talk to?
Thanks!
Thanks!
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Most memorable "party" experiences from '07
« on: December 17, 2007, 01:19:36 PM »Giant wrestling party with like, eight kegs and everyone in wrestling costumesWhat band?!?!?
Some touring bands were here that night, including one from Seattle that stayed at my house and told me that they had written off most of the Midwest as lame until they got to Milwaukee.
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Music Shit / Re: ...Romance?
« on: December 17, 2007, 12:55:51 PM »I always have thought that "As We Go Along" by the Monkees (Head sndtrk) was one of the most romantic songs ever... the wife & I "walked down the aisle" to it...
I walked down the aisle to the Star Wars theme, which is romantic to (me) a tomboy who used to sign her school papers as "Luke Skywalker", but we had our first dance to "God Only Knows". If you don't weep to Pet Sounds, you're a ROBOT.
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Music Shit / Re: Records that haven't hit you in awhile
« on: December 17, 2007, 12:50:38 PM »
Left Banke "There's gonna be a storm". Wow.
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Henry Fiats US Tour
« on: December 07, 2007, 01:11:13 AM »
FUCK, if you can get them to Seattle Brian from the Funhouse would book them I'm almost positive. I'd have one of my bands open and let them keep our money. DJ Rick, hook 'em up!
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: BUDGET ROCK VI- REAL KIDS, TRASHWOMEN! Oakland 10/25-28
« on: November 01, 2007, 11:30:28 PM »Mike Lucas as the piggyback ride provider du jour.
Was that the guy who accidentally cross-checked me into the wall outside? About 6'5", glasses, sky-blue shirt? I've never been introduced to him.
He was punching the pit of the giant avocado on a dare, and his recoil knocked me over a table that went down, and I skinned my arm on the brick facade as I went down. It burned really bad for a day. Martin said, "Just think about all the bums who pissed there." Great...no wonder it burned, eh!
I was laughing about it a moment later....no biggie, really. Just wondering if that was the man or not.
Damn, you got off easy! Fucker stomped my big toe so hard I lost like a pint of blood, which pretty much ruined my shoes. BTW, nice pic up there...God, I can't believe I married Teen Wolf.
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Unnatural Helpers tour
« on: September 07, 2007, 09:01:12 PM »
Upcoming Shows
Sep 8 2007 10:00P
Clinton Street Pub Portland, Washington
Sep 9 2007 9:00P
The Stoney Inn Sacramento, California
Sep 10 2007 7:00P
The Hemlock San Francisco, California
Sep 11 2007 7:00P
KDVS Davis, California
Sep 12 2007 9:00P
The Echo Los Angeles, California
Sep 14 2007 9:00P
Bottom of the Hill San Francisco, California
Sep 15 2007 9:00P
Off Limits Chico, California
Sep 29 2007 9:00P
Funhouse Seattle, Washington
Oct 21 2007 9:00P
Comet Tavern Seattle, Washington
Sep 8 2007 10:00P
Clinton Street Pub Portland, Washington
Sep 9 2007 9:00P
The Stoney Inn Sacramento, California
Sep 10 2007 7:00P
The Hemlock San Francisco, California
Sep 11 2007 7:00P
KDVS Davis, California
Sep 12 2007 9:00P
The Echo Los Angeles, California
Sep 14 2007 9:00P
Bottom of the Hill San Francisco, California
Sep 15 2007 9:00P
Off Limits Chico, California
Sep 29 2007 9:00P
Funhouse Seattle, Washington
Oct 21 2007 9:00P
Comet Tavern Seattle, Washington
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Work
« on: July 28, 2007, 02:58:45 AM »
Working the door at those joints is no picnic, let me assure you...
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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: New 7 inch Single out by The Shirley Maclaines from Austria!
« on: December 04, 2006, 08:25:07 PM »
Elmar is a liar...
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Weds., Sept. 20, Chicago: Busy Signals, Hex Dispensers, Manikin
« on: September 27, 2006, 12:05:46 PM »We have a goofy ultimatum/manifesto to never play the U.S. (cause me and Ruben have never toured Europe. Or Iceland), but like all drunken declarations that will probably collapse like a deck of wet cards.
So, yeah, we'll see you in Chicago!
I would find out "we" changed our tune by checking a message board!!!!
But I do like Chicago....
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Music Shit / Re: Worst song ever
« on: September 14, 2006, 11:18:10 AM »
I'm not sure who does it or even the official title, but that 'turn-around-bright-eyes-every-now-and-then-i-fall-apart-total-eclipse-of-the-heart' song makes me want to light my head on fire.
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Birthday Suits Tour
« on: September 02, 2006, 02:08:39 PM »
Go see this drummer invent new time signatures. These guys are fucking AMAZING.
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Music Shit / Re: Radio Birdman Live!!
« on: September 02, 2006, 02:05:39 PM »
Holy shit, they played here in Seattle last night and DESTROYED!!!!!! Besides seeing Love a few years back, best show EVER.
GO SEE THIS SHIT!!!!
GO SEE THIS SHIT!!!!
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Music Shit / Re: Best rap song ever?
« on: August 04, 2006, 10:46:26 PM »
Kool Moe Dee, anyone? Peep this!
My favorite part is "why is my thing-thing burning like this?"
"Three Days Later"
I was walking down the street rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said "Good night"
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn't wait to rock her world
I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
Calls her Mrs. Microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor
I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
"Have it your way, if that's your choice
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate"
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
If I see another girl and I get an erection
I'm walking in the other direction
Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor
My favorite part is "why is my thing-thing burning like this?"
"Three Days Later"
I was walking down the street rocking my beat
Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
I saw a little lady so neet and petite
So was so sweet yes I wanted to meet
So I asked this lady could I take her out
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
We continued to talk, and before you knew it
We were at my house and it was time to do it
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
Ran outside and told all my boys
I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
I said "Good night"
Three days later...
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
The madder I got, the more I reminice
Why is my thing thing burning like this?
Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
I just couldn't wait to rock her world
I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
What have I done stuck my dick in?
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
Calls her Mrs. Microwave
Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
But three days later, go see the doctor
I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
He turned and said in a real deep voice
"Have it your way, if that's your choice
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
Extending from the middle of your body
And the next time you see your cute hottie
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
Is just kick her, so go take karate"
As I turned around to receive my injection
I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
If I see another girl and I get an erection
I'm walking in the other direction
Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor
