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Pop Punk / Re: Famous Punk Bands No one Likes

« on: July 09, 2009, 06:59:58 PM »

possible Billy Idol fight scenarios:

vs. Sid Vicious(back when was alive obviously)?
vs. Adam Ant?
vs. Adam Sandler?
vs. Billy Joe Armstrong?
vs. Billy Joel?


feel free to post who would win and why or add some fights to this

Billy Joel could always fall back on Atilla in case of any punk street violence. An organ hooked through a wahwah, big muff, and a marshall stack might send her majesty runnin' back to the homeland.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Ratas del Vaticano West Coast tour! SEE YOU SOON!!

« on: July 09, 2009, 06:53:25 PM »

Think about the east coast. We've got your back in the midwest. Skulls need reimagined. Bring the ruckus.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: CRO MAGNON TOUR w/ Psychedelic Horseshit

« on: July 09, 2009, 06:48:20 PM »

Cro Magnon - primitive ur-punk from Lafayette, IN
http://www.myspace.com/cromagnon2

many dates w/
Psychedelic Horseshit - reggae band from Columbus, OH
http://www.myspace.com/psychedelichorseshit

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Sat July 11 -  Pittsburgh - Vinnie's Birthday Party! w/ Great Excape, The SB @ The Nerve
 
Sun July 12 - Toledo w/ Psychedelic Horseshit & Puffy Areolas @ Woodchuck's
 
Mon July 13 - Columbus  w/Psychedelic Horseshit, Fey Gods, Deathly Fighter @ Bourbon Street
 
Tues July 14 - Pittsburgh w/ Psychedelic Horseshit, the SB & Kim Phuc @ Garfield Artworks
 
Wed July 15 - Philadelphia @ Kung Fu Necktie w/ Mayor Daley, Hot Guts, Chickens
 
Thur July 16 - New York

Fri July 17 - New York @ Silent Barn w/ Estrogen Highs & Cheveu @ Silent Barn
 
Sat July 18 -  TBD

Toledo's gonna taste the blade of the new, danceable Psychedelic Horseshit. Meth+Soma+Bandades+VapoRub Inhalers+Puffy Areolas will be a tasty cocktail. Hopefully, we can get some of these NW Ohio Somnabulists to come out and represent.

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 02:31:01 PM »

Oh, yeah....In this dream, Pittsburgh totally happens. That is basically the end of the tour. We get stuffed at Primanti's. Drugula pukes on Woodhouse's gear...it short-circuits, and then the Mayyors hafta break up!

Puffies would have to pony up and make up for that Gooski's debacle. Drugula can puke till his heart's content on my bass shit. It always gets blown up anyway. He might even be doing a public service. Preventing my smoking, blownout bass cab from turning random Pitt. bars into a "Great White" Termbo Pyro Crypt

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 02:18:45 PM »

drunkdriver and the mayyors were suppose to play the same bill in sacto on aug 18th..

but word from dd camp..they canceled their tour..

I would've flown out for that...Cleaning DJ Rick's apartment for Ramen Noodles and Dramamene snooters.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Movies I've been watching

« on: July 09, 2009, 02:10:14 PM »

Speaking of Marty Feldman, has anyone ever seen "In God We Trust"? They had the trailer for it on the latest 42nd Street 1970s trailer compilation.

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 02:05:13 PM »

...Mayyors.

True, I've had the pleasure of seeing Drunkdriver live and haven't seen MAYYORS. Have they even been through any rust belt sinkholes yet? It aint too sportin' to compare a band's singles with another's live set. DJ Rick? Have they or are they rolling through god's forgotten lands?

Well, they're finally coming to the East Coast for a NYC date....October 3. I wish I could go, but I have a new employee to train here at the office. They're gonna kill, I'm sure. Hopefully Kevin will see 'em and realize how little this band uses their feet. Calling them "pedal rock" is like calling the first Pink Reason 7" "Fruity Loops Rock". Kevin knows I love him anyway, though!

In my dreams, the Mayyors will all take a vacation at the same time as me, and we will drive to Wisconsin and eat at Taco Burrito Mexico, judge the Algoma HS cheerleading tryouts, nuzzle Bradx in my totally sweet beard, guilt-trip Dead Luke into becoming an active project again, and then extensively tour Ohio before invoking a Tyvek show involving every person who has ever played with or just jammed with Tyvek so that it will look like the Sun Ra Arkestra with more people on-stage than in the audience. That would be tight. But I don't know how realistic it is....careers 'n shit, y'know!

I just creamed on a sharpie at my office. What a rust belt fantasy...Would that invoke a Rot Shit appearance?

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 01:57:48 PM »

both fucking rule though, and are great on creed.

Can one shoot up Alter Bridge or is it wise to Chase The Dragon with them ladies?

CTD ALL THE WAY.

Solid. My track marks are getting a little ripe from all of them Theory Of A Deadman runs. Ride when it's pure!

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 01:46:32 PM »

both fucking rule though, and are great on creed.

Can one shoot up Alter Bridge or is it wise to Chase The Dragon with them ladies?

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 01:40:29 PM »

Ok, I like Drunkdriver as well, but what about MAYYORS vs. Drunkdriver?


kinda surprised anyone still 'signs' to Sub Pop myself.

Mayyors.

Mayyors got some moves but Drunkdriver's like the Sumerian tablet of crushin' shite.

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Mayyors.

True, I've had the pleasure of seeing Drunkdriver live and haven't seen MAYYORS. Have they even been through any rust belt sinkholes yet? It aint too sportin' to compare a band's singles with another's live set. DJ Rick? Have they or are they rolling through god's forgotten lands?

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 01:22:33 PM »

Ok, I like Drunkdriver as well, but what about MAYYORS vs. Drunkdriver?


kinda surprised anyone still 'signs' to Sub Pop myself.

Mayyors.

Mayyors got some moves but Drunkdriver's like the Sumerian tablet of crushin' shite.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Your Favorite JPEG/GIF

« on: July 09, 2009, 09:43:57 AM »

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Non-Music Shit / Re: "What's For Lunch Today, Bitches?" Part 2

« on: July 09, 2009, 09:33:46 AM »

Almonds. Raw Almonds. and black moldified beef jerky. Tum Tum Girls

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Music Shit / Re: Does anyone care that the Dum Dum Girls signed to Sub Pop

« on: July 09, 2009, 09:31:23 AM »

George Lucas presents another round of Appalachian Familial Relations.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Sunday 7/12 TOLEDO--Psych Horseshit/Cro Magnon/Puffy As

« on: July 09, 2009, 09:29:47 AM »

Cro-Magnon is going to be the voice of reason, hopefully. Between the new P.Horseshit's Primal Scream damage to whatever lysergic trainwreck Puffies will deliver...expect the bikers and the mall thugs to be runnin' for the hills.