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Non-Music Shit / Re: Things I Hate Thread

« on: July 21, 2009, 09:23:14 AM »

Fat girls with small tits

Wow, you seem like a really great guy!!!
I'm sure these girls you speak of are devastated that you don't want to fuck them.

Things I hate:
-When customers at work order lattes w/ skim milk and call them "non-fat lattes".
-On the topic of cat-calling: Cars full of silk-boners who wait until the light turns green to yell at me.
-"Lulu Lemon" and its entire customer base.

Dude yeah he does seem like a great guy I fucking hate it when fat chicks don't have big titties.
Without the huge titties it's like having sex with a big meat-tube.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: injurying yourself while drunk

« on: July 21, 2009, 09:18:28 AM »

One time I was leaving a party with a parka full of stolen beer cans and I got the left side of my face brutally massaged by the host, but still managed to get away with three beers although I had a black eye.

This isn't me,
but my friend george passed out in his bathroom after he shot some bags and woke up the next morning with a giant burn on his forearm which he has absolutely no explanation for whatsoever. He thinks it might have been his (hot ass) sister's hair straightener.
Either way, he's going to get a tattoo with an arrow pointing to the burn scar that says "disco inferno"

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Quitting smoking.

« on: July 21, 2009, 09:06:36 AM »

Going cold turkey is the way to do it, but the only problem is if you smoke a lot of cigs then you'll throw up if you don't have one.

So just don't smoke until you throw up and have one cigarette.

You could also try taking a bunch of sleepy drugs to skip through days and not smoke.

Also you might want to look into having a stroke and forgetting that you even smoked cigarettes in the first place.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Things I Hate Thread

« on: July 16, 2009, 01:05:33 PM »

I knew a chick who had a tramp stamp that was a portrait of her two children. It was weird getting it all over their little faces.
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That is fucking wonderful.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Things I Hate Thread

« on: July 16, 2009, 08:32:41 AM »

tribal tattoos
barbed wire tattoos
rose tattoos
dragon tattoos
ankh tattoos
ying yang tattoos
cross tattoos
initials as tattoos
portraits of children/dead relatives tattoos
jizz target (tramp stamp) tattoos
band tattoos
egyptian tattoos

311.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Strange Munchies

« on: July 16, 2009, 08:01:24 AM »

homemade vegan pumpkin bread + crunchy peanut butter + brown sugar
1. cut
2. spread
3. sprinkle
4. enjoy

That sounds way too hard to make. No one ever reaches for the homemade vegan pumpkin bread when they're hammered. And I thought vegans could only eat wood anyways.

Last night I had a slice of cold sausage pizza with some sweet baby rays and hot sauce, then I crushed up half a bag of lays and sprinkled it on there, and the other half of the bag I dipped in mustard. That's what's up.

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Music Shit / Re: The Germs Reunion....

« on: July 16, 2009, 07:42:15 AM »

so he heard of them at about the same time as you

If he was fourteen, then yeah. I'm obsessed with The Germs.
My dad was the first one to show me The Germs, and i'm really not proud of that, because I hate my dad, 'cause all he does is smokes pot and watch the polar express.

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Music Shit / Re: The Germs Reunion....

« on: July 16, 2009, 06:42:41 AM »

youngin

Chea son I ain' even twenny.
I think that if Darby Crash saw the movie that was made about him he would be happy that it pissed a lot of people off though.
At the same time though I think maybe they could have picked someone besides Shane West. I had no problem with him playing Darby in the movie, but I really really hated seeing him live, when he probably had never heard of the germs until someone told him to be in a movie about them.
I just wanted to see someone break something at the show I mean it's the fucking Germs. At least like a couple no. 2 pencils or some shit c'moan.

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Pop Punk / Re: Famous Punk Bands No one Likes

« on: July 16, 2009, 06:22:02 AM »

not when they're ON dope. When I do dope I can't feel shit, but then again i've never mainlined it.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Strange Munchies

« on: July 15, 2009, 07:37:16 PM »

That's fucking disgusting, Heather.

TUMS mixed w/ almonds tastes EXACTLY like Cap'n Crunch Berries cereal! Try it!

I am trying that TO NIGHT

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Non-Music Shit / Re: termbo hangover cures

« on: July 15, 2009, 11:14:05 AM »

wake up, smoke a joint in bed (very important), have 75% water and 25% lemon-lime gatorade

Most definitely the truth, but I prefer taking a huge bong rip, 'cause if you're still drunk your throat can't feel it anyways.

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Music Shit / Re: The Germs Reunion....

« on: July 15, 2009, 06:38:24 AM »

when I saw the germs play and I jumped off the stage Shane West touched me on the back. That night was the first time I showered for five days..... couldn't scrub off the humiliation.

You were the one there stage diving.

I was fifteen. It was Riot Fest with The Misfits and Agent Orange. I was drunk. There was a LOT to be embarrassed about.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Bill Cosby Motherfuckers

« on: July 15, 2009, 06:35:40 AM »

Fresh Prince is way better than the Cosby Show.

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Non-Music Shit / Strange Munchies

« on: July 15, 2009, 06:19:31 AM »

I know that you've been drunk or high on something at least once in your life and you opened the fridge and saw two things that you would never put together but then you decided to put them together and you ingested the combination and it was fucking awesome. Please tell that story/food combination.

Mine is this one time I came back to my place and had some stomach pains so I started drinking pepto bismol but I decided to carry it with me for some reason and I found a bag of pork rinds.
Pork rinds washed down with pepto bismol. Actually really really awesome.

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Music Shit / Re: The Germs Reunion....

« on: July 15, 2009, 06:09:33 AM »

Acapulco, I said Shane West was the D-bag, not Darby.

What We Do Is Secret sucked HARD.

Also, when I saw the germs play and I jumped off the stage Shane West touched me on the back. That night was the first time I showered for five days..... couldn't scrub off the humiliation.