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Non-Music Shit / Re: Captcha bands
« on: July 01, 2009, 09:03:45 AM »
I think the best way to think of a name for a band is to take two animals/objects you really like and put them together.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Henry Rollins vs. Glenn Danzig
« on: July 01, 2009, 08:49:10 AM »
Dude I'm pretty sure his entire house is black, inside and out, he sleeps in a giant coffin bed, has a werewolf, and a giant blood waterfall fountain in his foyer.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Expedit Shelf
« on: July 01, 2009, 08:39:23 AM »
what's wrong with milk crates?
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Henry Rollins vs. Glenn Danzig
« on: July 01, 2009, 08:38:16 AM »
I really don't like Danzig nor Henry Rollins, but I think Danzig would win because he does steroids (he has to--why else would he get angry at people in attendance of comic book conventions for not knowing who he is?), and yeah that time he got knocked out by the dude from northside kings was hilarious.
^And yeah i would buy a TV with cable for that show pronto.
Isn't there supposed to be a Rock of Love-esque show in production with Danzig in the Bret Michaels role? I would watch it.
^And yeah i would buy a TV with cable for that show pronto.
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Non-Music Shit / Henry Rollins vs. Glenn Danzig
« on: July 01, 2009, 07:26:39 AM »
Who would win in a fight, Henry Rollins or Glenn Danzig (circa 1980's shit when Rollins wasn't as jacked as he is now and neither was Danzig? Why?
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Non-Music Shit / Re: the sweet beard thread
« on: July 01, 2009, 07:09:53 AM »
Lust for Death, holy fuck that beard is awesome.
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Pop Punk / Re: Grateful Dead vs. Phish
« on: July 01, 2009, 06:22:43 AM »
The Grateful Dead and Phish both really suck, really hard, their songs are way too long and boring, and about nothing interesting, and the only reason I would ever go to any jam band concert is to hop the fence, buy drugs, and leave.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Racist Jokes
« on: July 01, 2009, 06:16:51 AM »
Why do Mexicans have such tall grass in their yards?
They're too busy mowing everyone else's.
What is the most common cause of death among African Americans besides gang violence and the death penalty?
When they stick their heads out the window their fat lips slap them in the face to death.
Why do Jews have big noses?
The air is free.
Why do all Puerto Rican men have moustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.
Why is the Puerto Rican suicide rate so low?
It's hard to kill yourself jumping out of the basement window.
What did Hitler say to the black jew?
Get in the back of the oven.
They're too busy mowing everyone else's.
What is the most common cause of death among African Americans besides gang violence and the death penalty?
When they stick their heads out the window their fat lips slap them in the face to death.
Why do Jews have big noses?
The air is free.
Why do all Puerto Rican men have moustaches?
So they can look like their mothers.
Why is the Puerto Rican suicide rate so low?
It's hard to kill yourself jumping out of the basement window.
What did Hitler say to the black jew?
Get in the back of the oven.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: what are you reading?
« on: July 01, 2009, 05:48:55 AM »
I started reading Lolita because it was about sex with little girls, but then I stopped about page three and went online to look at porn.
Either way, the only book I've read cover to cover in my whole life was Lexicon Devil. That ruled.
Either way, the only book I've read cover to cover in my whole life was Lexicon Devil. That ruled.
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Pop Punk / Re: Famous Punk Bands No one Likes
« on: July 01, 2009, 05:34:01 AM »Generation X sucks??!! NOT Punk???!!! You're craaaaaazyyyy!!!!!!
And, if you don't like the Meatmen YOU SUCK!!!
Yeah, if you don't like the meatmen, you do suck, but so does Generation X.
What did they ever do that was punk rock? Go on top of the pops? Cover a John Lennon song?
