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Non-Music Shit / Re: Anyone nailed John McCains daughter?

« on: October 21, 2009, 02:40:19 PM »

imagine putting her legs up over your shoulders and pumping away with your measly little dick, getting ready to cum, then looking down and visualizing her liver-spotted barely alive dad calling you a cunt for plastering on the makeup like a trollop.

Or imagine you're Asian and liver-head screams Why is this gook on my pig?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Quit Drinking

« on: October 20, 2009, 10:56:37 AM »

Figure out why you're drinking all the time and address it. If it's boredom, then put your energies into something you have been putting off or find a new interest. Don't drink by yourself. I can't drink in moderation and limit how often I do, but I also have poor judgment a lot. Even short bouts of sobriety have jumpstarted so many things in the last two years where I get a clear head and new energy and actually get shit done instead of wishing I did.

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Music Shit / Re: Tee Pee LP

« on: October 20, 2009, 10:45:46 AM »

Just listened and it's a good record. All over the place. I thought this was a secret.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: NYC Tap Water

« on: October 19, 2009, 07:49:22 AM »

In high school I used to work with this skinny lady in her mid-20s who hated the taste of water and drank pepsi and coffee and tea all day and got kidney stones every other year because of it, which she accepted as her fate. So gross.
Looking back, she was definitely trying to bang me and I had no idea because I was a wimp. She and her husband would always talk about how he was too tired to CLOWN ON THE BITCH all the time and how much she needed it. She wasn't that hot anyway and her dehydrated pussy probably tasted nasty.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: New GOODNIGHT LOVING video/7"

« on: October 15, 2009, 06:16:18 AM »

Both of these rip live. Good job.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: THE COFFEE THREAD

« on: October 13, 2009, 09:28:46 PM »

I can generally get behind any kind of 'relationship' roast (where the roaster buys the farmer's entire seasonal crop and usually does it justice) or shit from Costa Rica, Guatemala, and most of Africa, which generally have the best coffee climates. Local roaster blends are often the best though because they change by the month what five or so beans are the best at the time and fresh. I usually drink Ray's or Paulie's blend. Most roaster's espresso blends' ingredients change by the week to get a similar basic product, like micro-brewed beers.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: THE COFFEE THREAD

« on: October 13, 2009, 08:00:57 PM »

I love coffee more than most things. I generally need a cup of decent shit before I can have a conversation with someone and not come off as super grumpy or consider myself up. Even if I get up early a.m. and don't have coffee till the afternoon, this holds true.
There's a time for good and bad coffee, and I believe the home or trusted establishments are for good and diners are for bad. I hate coffee shops and only go to 2 in the city and never for socializing. I stick with my local Italian Pgh roasters for my beans and grind them right before I use my french press. Leaving ground beans out, especially in the open, is not good and will oxidize your beans, which means flavor loss (so does freezing) but not everybody will notice or care. This only matters for really fresh beans anyway, and getting a pound ground at the shop is cool if you don't have a grinder or don't notice the difference.
I'm an espresso snob, and the stove-top jam is tight once you get the hang of it.
I've had DD beans and they're what I'd recommend if you're into drinking more than a pot a day and not rich.
Also, light roasts have the most caffeine and dark the least, despite the stronger flavor. It's whatever you're drinking it for. Unroasted or green beans have caffeine levels so high that it's dangerous to eat more than a couple of beans.
And chicory is a flavorful filler, but caffeine levels would depend more on the level of the roast. End post.

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: SKULL FEST IN PITTSBURGH FEATURING CHRONIC SICK

« on: October 09, 2009, 10:34:09 PM »

I'd listen to metal, but I don't want my dork hanging out of my pants.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Roman Polanskeet on young girls...

« on: October 08, 2009, 08:45:50 AM »

Q: Then what happened?
A: And then he went down and he started to perform cuddliness.
Q: What does that mean?
A: It means he went down on me or he placed his mouth on my vagina.

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Cities / Re: AUSTRALIA

« on: October 06, 2009, 09:12:01 AM »

I was in Tasmania in 2004, slept in the rainforest, hiked all day chilling with insane animals, went swimming, ate burgers, and drank tons of beer. Loved it.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: joking during sex

« on: October 06, 2009, 09:05:46 AM »

My latest: lady was dirty talking and saying what she wanted next. I said, "Shh! I'm raping you."

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Non-Music Shit / Re: G20 bullshit

« on: September 25, 2009, 09:07:04 PM »

I've never thought that we have more crusties than anyone else, but it could be true. Eric C used to always say that punks in Columbus bathed more than Pittsburghers, but he was a fancy lad.

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Music Shit / Re: Tom Waits

« on: September 20, 2009, 12:25:05 PM »

Waits seems to have been toeing the line of being very traditional and out-there since moving to Island and still on the last few records, often successfully. I think he's really good at what he does and would not bother trying to convince someone otherwise. Discussing Waits usually makes for boring conversation.
I respect that he makes music for himself but sells it to the mainstream. Dylan has always done this too from a background of suspect originality, with also mixed results and annoying championers.
I recently heard a concert from the last tour that NPR broadcast. It's 2 hours long and sounds great, for those interested.
I wouldn't want to hang out with devil-locked makeup teens but will occasionally jam the Misfits. People are awful.

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Music Shit / Re: New Smith Westerns track

« on: September 20, 2009, 12:01:27 PM »

I dig the recording but not the song.

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Andre Ethier 7" out now (Ex-Deadly Snakes)

« on: September 17, 2009, 06:24:13 PM »

Was really looking forward to this and have never heard the solo stuff. Thought the A side was really good in a surprising way but bored by the B side. Not regretting the purchase though.