I've been riding this for the last few years - picked it up cheap when I was working as a scooter mechanic a few years ago

Vespa Primavera 125 ET3. Maybe it's too gay for you motorcycle bros.
[That's not me in the b/ground. I hate all the scooterist mid-life-crisis pricks around here.]
Got the paintjob as an insurance job, and looks like I'll be getting another after getting knocked off by a cab driver.
I've got a couple more bikes in the backyard I'll get around to fixing some time. Maybe when I'm old/get a real job/stop playing in bands. Like a weird Italian 1960 Agrati Garelli Capri (like this one except more beat to shit and minus an engine)