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« on: December 03, 2011, 11:09:51 PM »
Sadly the inter-band arguing was edited and now taken down in former ONIONS Show thread between Bo Bo My Eyes to Clo-Close and Mr. Onion-xxx. But that's okay since in my usual greatness I foresaw such a thing and saved this tasty cheese curd for my usual audience. I should submit this to MRR .
"Oh, I see, your a pessimistic recluse who hates everyone.
So, you hate music, don't play music, yet here you are on terminal boredom.
That explains away MOST of your comments.
Who am I? I'm the bug-eyed "Corky" looking motherfucker from that 3rd rate shitty Ramones/ Screeching Weasels band called THE ONIONS whom you insulted heavily whilst viewing our pathetic performance via SXSW.
I must say, Thanks for your blunt honesty. Most people are way too much of a coward to talk shit to other bands, but see, your still a coward, because you couldn't even show your face to us. I heard you were busy blowing dudes in the bathroom, but next time. Next time you want to insult me, please do it to my face.
Now I must explain away our performance for your lonesome ass.
Yes, I know, 8 months later....I'm new here.
Bands put on a bad show from time to time, but I guess you wouldn't know that being a recluse.
You see I would have loved to play a great show for your texas-faggot ass, but that day I drove 13 hours straight, didn't get SHIT for sleep the night before, and had to literally drive STRAIGHT THERE, set up and play...
...and I was WAY too stoned. (thanks to Steve Z for that huge-ass joint)
but being that tired, the weed only made the situation worse.
As for our songs, well, alot of the shit we played that day was severely watered down crap because at the time, we had the worst bass player this world has ever seen, since then, we have gotten rid of him...
If I had it my way we wouldn't have even gone out of the state until this year.
We just weren't ready last year. Not with that shitty of a bass player.
Anyways, I don't know why I bother explaining myself to Texas faggots.
They just don't get it.
and don't EVER tell me or Officer Officer Officer Brad we don't belong playing music.
I was born to rock the fuck out.
I have more talent in my left asscheek than your entire family tree has combined.
I expect next time I'm in Texas you'll come say "Hi" to me. Recluse"