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Reatard / Re: jay reatard the new jon spencer

« on: April 21, 2009, 10:05:04 PM »

I think the new jay stuff stinks ass but you know,more power to him blah blah blah. Maybe I should of made it clearer that I ment THE reatards. Most likely some mutant on the verg of being a sociopath kid will get into his newer stuff then discover and dig up other records. There by sowing the seed for some more great punk records to come in the future.

Personally after I saw the video on that half african challenged dude from evil armys phone of jay smoking crack and dancing in leopard print jeans at the sametime it has been down hill(musically). John Spencer just makes me want to fuck myself in the ass with a frayed wicker dildo and drink microbrews b'rah while waxing about The yardbirds or something.

 

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Reatard / Re: jay reatard the new jon spencer

« on: April 20, 2009, 08:57:27 PM »

the topic is record value, not who is/was better.  yes, reatard material is far overvalued right now and of course there will eventually be a correction in the market. 

No No lil buddy. Record value can be maintained by whom is better and produced a lasting piece of work. John Spencers novelty wore off. Some of the reatard records will always relate to redneck women beating mutants. J.S is for Hip import beer drinking wine spectators with an urge to "boogie".

Its fun to argue pointless stuff isn't it.

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Music Shit / Re: Roky Erickson and the Aliens

« on: April 20, 2009, 09:09:35 AM »

I bought the 415 recs one off the band sealed. has ten songs all yours plus "stand for..." after cold night. all listed on the sleeve. Its a mystery like the Time Wave Zero theory or 2012 and the end of the Mayan calander and begining of the age of Enlightenment and reason

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Reatard / Re: jay reatard the new jon spencer

« on: April 19, 2009, 09:32:33 PM »

To bad all the John spencer records suck complete shit. just mumble "yeaaaahhh,ugnhhh" and a bunch of random shit strung together over a gaywad "lo-fi" stevie ray vaugoner-white boys blues riff and you got them. eww he uses a shitty japanese guitar...ewwwwwww.

I will take Teenage hate over them turds anyday. I kid singing about a bunch of shit that shouldn't matter so much when your 17 but does(oh no girls are all lying fucking tarts and harlots,nad being fucked up). Atleast being naive is noble....oh yeah its kinda like the sexpistols...everyone who took their stolen formula made it even better....just about anyone

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Music Shit / Re: Roky Erickson and the Aliens

« on: April 19, 2009, 09:01:18 PM »

SO wait. Your telling me that A- two people have the record and it has 10 songs on it,one with a promo sticker on it(one bought in Austin tx where such a thing might turn up). B-Both 10 song records and black vinyl. C-said version has two extra songs on it not listed. D-bootlegs are known to have extra songs added and or different coloured vinyl. E-the "official" roky page makes no mention of a 12 song uk cbs lpon blue(actually it says the og is 9 songs and I am to lazy to pull out the record to describe what songs is missing and maybe its a typo or something)....

Its the real "OG" mutha fuckin thang and you should quickly drop it on ebay for you have a priceless jem on your hands.

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: FS: SCRATCH ACID 1st 12", first press

« on: April 17, 2009, 09:33:45 PM »

If you think bands like Clockcleaner are great and don't "get" Scratch Acid, I don't know what to tell you.

Would you know what to tell me if I did think it was great? Would you nod in agreement and hold my hand?


As far As thinking CC'S music is great let me tickle you abit....I don't think it is. I couldn't stand the first two records. They knew it from the start when they stayed with me and I puffed "this stinks"...Yet the real reason I hold them in any regard is that they laughed and didn't care.Stayed with me every year(actually I think the first time they came thru they stayed with Jack Control and I had a giant bottle of jimbeam and harassed John why he wore a hat then puked out of a moving van and lost my glasses).  and we would all laugh at those to fucking stupid to laugh at themselves and how utterly gayfagtarded everyone acts....lame garage with their crappy cocaine habits and even gayer songs, Poseur wanna "be hard" hardcore bands, and everything in between.Or Maybe it could of been the fact that it was an excuse to have company with me who delighted in fucking with people.

The 3rd records great and more up my alley with the deathrock/goth leanings that I dig. I see the Yow-like vocals now,back then I just thought he was being annoying.

Those other "pigfuck" bands or whatever they got compared to all the time I ain't heard yet. I don't have time to dick around researching bands. Thats why I have Dave Hyde whenever I get bored and look to seek out something new(almost %100 percent success rate)

I am bored hence the length. High to...listening to big black....watching Lost. I am multitalented

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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: FS: SCRATCH ACID 1st 12", first press

« on: April 17, 2009, 09:48:21 AM »

I've tried to listen to Scratch Acid every year atleast once whenever it comes up or on. Figuring hey I might get "it" and everytime I think it blows ass. Same with Rapeman. Maybe I am not devolved enough as a human being and never will.

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Music Shit / Re: Clockcleaner Whiguhs

« on: April 09, 2009, 09:16:19 AM »

 I am elitist. I only want the finest company in my presence. People whom i may discuss such wonderful things as Sacred Geometry,Time wave zero theory,qualities of hash from europe,how to mod a Traynor yb1 head  into a Marshall Plexi,what jay reatard release is his greatest moment,Black Randy quotes, the end of the Mayan Calander and how that may effect ebay prices and so forth.
 Oh and Folks I can get all fag like with and piss next to while winking at their package and they just return the smile. Elitism rules and I am all about scene eugenics. Keeping it pure and undiluted-mike

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Music Shit / Clockcleaner Whiguhs

« on: April 08, 2009, 09:58:13 PM »

So whom of you chosen few are attending the cleaner show? maybe we can bro down,have some brewzums and like gyrate all over the last show Philly ever has to attend. Or Bake cookies with the girls from witchhunt and make unbleached tampons,or eat tomatoe pie,or marvel at the behemoth of veganism Tony Pointless(I mean how does one become overweight when vegan or vegetarian...must be that tvp-loaf),yo! im down to meet the termbo crew. like richie and davehyde(again).

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Non-Music Shit / Re: crust pants

« on: April 07, 2009, 09:26:59 PM »

what about the condiment belts or whatever they are called? thatd be good too

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Music Shit / Re: DEVO Interview -- Pwns Franz Ferdinand for being devolved

« on: April 07, 2009, 09:16:24 PM »

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haha, i'm the turkey but you're the one going to the obivians reunion.
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 Yes ha ha I am catching a free ride to memphis based on the sole fact I can hang with my metal-nigs Evil Army and eat Gus's chicken. Oblvians,eh. Gories,whatever.
 It is the same every Gonerfest as well. Evilarmy,fried chicken,entertainment,matt muscle. Also I like seeing a bunch of folks parade around who think Elvis is the shit when us none epilsons know it is Chuck Berry who is gods gift. He also created the computer chip and the internet.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: crust pants

« on: April 07, 2009, 08:54:44 PM »

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"Japan is a nation of poseurs making great records"

Thank you.
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 I agree my lil sexy buddy. But oh what great poseurs they are and have been. They take it to the next level with what seems like personal fashion designers for everyone.
 I hope there is a follow up article on assflaps and history/use.
 Kevin I wish you would do a crust record,I mean just add a Heavy Metal pedal and you got the droning thing down and tune to c. It will be like Corrupted and that stupid lego building fucvkwad dan over at P.E will bust a homebrew load over it. You might have to get all "epic" and shit and add violins or some crusty arty crap to fly with the euro cocksuckers though. Marko from uutuus is coming over to the states to add a flare of "international" band to it. he can sing in finnish. It will be a termbo created crust band,the first.

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Music Shit / Re: DEVO Interview -- Pwns Franz Ferdinand for being devolved

« on: April 03, 2009, 11:18:15 PM »

cuz i havne't heard the best stuff, just a few good song here and there. would love to really find out if i worship them or not, by means of the hardcore devo stuff.

 Wait aren't you in your thirties? And you haven't heard amazing life altering devo? what do you live in some fucking abbey roads brown sugar fucking cave. If yes plant your turkey tounge safely up my ass.
 What you have every ripoffs records,goner,crypt,back from the grave release and swing on those p90 using nuts and you have not been touched by Devo.
 I will personally dry hump you to death if and when I meet you at the next Oblivians slash Goner function you garage turkey you

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Music Shit / Re: bands i have tried, with varying degrees of sincerity and effort, to start

« on: April 03, 2009, 11:10:24 PM »

Sex With Children-
-just be normal americans
-have a synth or two
- have parted hair and a creepy garage rock look

Fully Coherant-
-record while fucked up
-make records no one can get
-rip off clockcleaner before clockcleaner came to be known as clockcleaner
-do "performance art" while acting like I am not "being in character"

Digital Aids-
-dress like a New Romantic 80's transnigger
-play gaywad catchy keys and look concerned
-never play
-be clever with songs about eccentric killings of loved ones and spouses

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: shattered Jay Raetard record club

« on: April 03, 2009, 10:53:13 PM »

I bought one of those vaguely listed grown up records on ebay from jay for $20. It either got lost or he never sent it. After a few emails and no vinyl I decided to go to memphis and collect(during goner fest so a free ride from locals going  plus crashing at the evil army pad was free and amusing in multiways)because Iam a sociopath. Yadda Blah Blah Yadda yeah I confront jay for ripping me off on ebay at 7am and he proclaims innocence and and offer. He followed through the next day with records and my eternal respect and probably his only "negative feedback in person uhhh".
 I did find the OG grown lp later from 10 or 15$,thanks jug. The moral is Jays a funtime kinda guy and does no wrong