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« on: December 20, 2012, 09:39:41 PM »
Now these are all records that are from the now now and that I have been listening to a lot of now now now.
Small:
Goosebumps - I Hate My Body - I'll be real sad if Hank Wood is really over, but this is still pretty good.
Belgrado - Vicious Circle/Panopticon - Spanish sad sad music with lotsa love for Destroy All Monsters
Teledetente 666 - Les Rats / Panne Sexe - That scene from Big where Tom Hanks is playing the foot piano and these are the sounds coming out of his mouth. I missed the Anals too.
Buck Biloxi And The Fucks - Buck Biloxi And The Fucks - dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
The Pussy Dogs - Ain't Nothin' But A Pussy Dog - see above
The Pussy Dogs - Bite Off More Than You Can Chew - also see above
Pierre & Bastien - Pilule/Chanteur - These frogs got a great drummer to join them and now they are even better at being aggressively passive aggressive
Good Throb - Good Throb - GOOD THROB THROB GOOD. Favorite single of the year.
Vaginors - Total Nonsense EP - The record starts by telling you how genius they are and it's actually not a lie.
Anasazi - I Saw The Witch Cry - I wonder what it's like to see a witch cry? Maybe it sounds like this? Probably not.
Anasazi - Attic Noise - I can't tell if I like hearing witch cry or seeing attic noise more.
Gary Wrong - Pollen Christ / Streets Of Iron - One of my favorite dudes in tha biz churns out one of my favorite records of the year. It's like listening to a deranged smile.
Naked Intruder - Naked Intruder - Actually makes me want to sneak into someones house and try on their clothes. A good substitute for the sad absence of No Talk.
Surgeons - Whip Them Lord - These guys are grumpy. It's like everyone pisses in their cornflakes in the morning. So they decided to piss in your ears.
Tumor Warlord - Subway Gas Attack - It's like James Woods shot you with his cancer chest gun.
Lognhalsmottagningen - Gomorra Sverige - They are only one of my favorite bands.
Pusrad - Akta Dig - Good job doing a good job of making a 5 second record.
Rajayttajat - Rajayttajat Rajayttaa! - The best Rock n' Roll band since Little Richard.
Homostupids - New York Jammin' - If I wasn't too busy listening to the last Factorymen album, I would have been listening to this a lot more.
Folded Shirt - Tiny Boat / Mouth Clock - A band realizes lyrics are always bad, decides to write songs about nothing/everything. It's like the smartest thing I've ever heard.
Mr. California / Flyin' Trichecos - Split - see above
Ripper - Death Rider - I've seen this band play a couple of times and the second time they had this tiny skeleton pedophile dream boy playing drums and when they were done he looked like he was going to die because he played like he had no time to live.
Big:
Satan's Satyrs - Wild Beyond Belief - A young man likes Electric Wizard and Davie Allan a whole bunch and does a good job making a record about it.
Richard Papiercuts - A Sudden Shift - fart fart blip blip song song music
Timmy's Organism - Raw Sewage Roq - I stand by this being his best album, because this is his best album.
Crazy Spirit - Crazy Spirit - The Tsunami that butt fucked Japan made a band.
White Load - Wayne's World 3 b/w Godfather 4 - Bill and Ted 3 b/w Jurassic Park 4
Deathhammer - Onward To The Pits - Still funny. Still thrashin'.
Vomitor - The Escalation - ugly baby sleeps with uglier baby has ugly abortion baby lives kills dad fucks mom has baby
Iron Dogs - Cold Bitch - This is pretty dumb, but it also shreds a whole bunch.
Fag Cop - Whimpers From The Pantheon - The trailer park glue factory went up in smoke and the only way to put it out was to INHALE.
FNU Ronnies - Saddle Up - I listen to this in between emails begging Jim to let me put out the next record. The best record of the year is also the worst record of the year.
Bits Of Shit - Cut Sleeves - The best live show I went to all year. Possible several years. Also the toughest homo-erotic encounter I've ever had. The album is pretty good too.
Hank Wood And The Hammerheads - Go Home! - I don't see no future. I hate it. I hate it.
Curtains! - Deep In Night City - The only band I really like that really sounds like Chrome. Red Exposure enters the Only Theatre of Pain.
Violence Conjugale - Violence Conjugale - More synthy stuff from France. I like it.
Evening Meetings - Evening Meetings - This is some Lazy Sunday stuff. Occasionally there are some Timmy/Eels vibes. Sometimes it's just so awful that it makes me feel good.
Foster Care - Bad Vibe City - Wait, I thought Carbonas broke up?
Doraid / Birth Ritual / Parasite - The Savage Beast Of Three Head - The title does the record perfect justice. Head Bang City.
Bloody Hammer - Bloody Hammer - Every song on here is pretty good. They sound like they have fun playing. I have fun listening.
GLAM - Veneno en sus Flechas - This just came out. I have only heard one song and I know it belongs here.
Kilslug - Sins, Tricks & Lies - If alive and drunk Bobby Soxx wanted to play in another sludgy punk band, Kilslug is that band. One of the older bands that reunited and actually continues to make good music.
School Jerks - School Jerks - I wanted this band to stop making records because they are always so good and when that happens I always worry that they will sully their reputation with some bullshit, but they just keep making records that I want to listen to so I guess that's OK.