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Non-Music Shit / Never mix records with his or hers...

« on: October 04, 2006, 02:28:19 PM »

because when you break up (and you will) you will lose half your records in the d.i.v.o.r.c.e. and will end up having to re-buy all the bull shit you already had. Don't do it I tell you not even if you are in love l.u.v.! argh...

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Non-Music Shit / Re: shrinking stomache syndrome

« on: October 04, 2006, 02:18:30 PM »

Ahh I used to lose a good 15 pounds everytime we toured. It's called drink like a fish and eat nothing much. Buy tighter pants and everything will be fine!

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Music Shit / Re: Mod Vs. Rocker

« on: October 04, 2006, 02:13:09 PM »

ahh might as well party with it...
The Who - Intro / Daddy Rollin' Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-dFaFog_F4

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Music Shit / Re: Mod Vs. Rocker

« on: October 04, 2006, 01:19:16 PM »

Think I'm a mod boy stuck in a rocker girl body!

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Music Shit / Mod Vs. Rocker

« on: October 04, 2006, 01:07:22 PM »

Which side you on?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Do I really do this?

« on: October 04, 2006, 12:52:02 PM »

you were wasted

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I need a rock n' roll nurse!

« on: October 04, 2006, 10:10:58 AM »

Zack I know you got doored...but what happened did you bash your head?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I need a rock n' roll nurse!

« on: October 04, 2006, 10:10:04 AM »

I'm a rock n roll nurse. I have muscle relaxers, but I don't live anywhere near you. Municipal Waste have a song called "Bangover" it's about rocking out and headbanging so hard that you get a bangover the next day.

Well then I'm done banged over!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I need a rock n' roll nurse!

« on: October 04, 2006, 09:29:22 AM »

Rocker neck has turned into Go-go shoulders!

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New Releases For Sale/Distro Updates / Re: Rock Mania magazine OUT NOW!!!

« on: October 04, 2006, 08:54:56 AM »

Butty plug: Keep your eyes open for distributors (Goner, Underground Medicine), record stores (um, whichever NYC record store Mike Sniper works at), festivals (Rotterdam Rumble, Goner Fest, 1st Annual Radio Heartbeat Powerpop Fest), and touring band's merchandise tables (The Nikki Corvette October Japan Tour Extravaganza, The Wind's Upcoming Japan Fall Tour Grindcore Blowout) because you might see a fruity Rock Mania #1 waiting to be bought.  You can visually peel it like a banana.  Or figuratively squeeze it like a grape.  And if you stick it in your mama's blender that'll give you a make-believe smoothie.  Yum!! 

Also, for those that snagged a copy, or wanna buy one direct, be sure to check out the soundfiles from our interviews at www.totalrockmania.com. 

Ya can read along tuh it!!!

Hey if your not already there, you should def get the mag in over at Needles and Pens, SF http://www.needles-pens.com/

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Music Shit / Re: Argument: X vs. X

« on: October 04, 2006, 08:16:02 AM »

This whole thing is pretty silly, but I'm goin' with SS on this one. Aspirations is definitely the tops, but LA X ruled the wasteland for a lot of years and were an amazing live band. Exene, she was master with the words. And yeah, Kevin, I spent many a drunk night in my early 20's crooning away with my roommates, "We're desparate, get used to it..." Ahhh, go and watch the Unheard Music.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I need a rock n' roll nurse!

« on: October 03, 2006, 06:46:18 PM »

Seriously, alcohol is a really good muscle relaxer. I threw my back out a few ago and my band had 6 shows in a row to play so I just killed about a pint of whiskey and 6 or 7 beers a night and I felt fine (for the night that is, morning was hell).

I tried to score some relaxants, it was a no go! I went and boxed instead and now my whole body is inflamed. so fuck it! I'll be hittin' the liqour cabinet soon!

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Gus's Fried Chicken

« on: October 03, 2006, 06:44:35 PM »

Is that a cup of beans? I hope someone chugged that shit.

Oh mi amigo we did! Infact what is frightenin' is my friend who is a rather  big-boned fellow ate like I dunno at least six pieces (of big fat breasts) and the fixin' + pie and then a two hours later ate a cheesburger with a rootbeer float and then a couple hours after that ate a large basket of fried catfish, hush puppies, fries, corn bread etc. Lord know what after that....

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Non-Music Shit / Re: I'm gonered!!!

« on: October 03, 2006, 04:11:12 PM »

ok then what is shoefly pie?

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Non-Music Shit / Gus's Fried Chicken

« on: October 03, 2006, 03:39:16 PM »

Yeah! Straight up food porn...mmmm